00:00Hi, my name is Emily Hartridge, and I am here to give you 10 reasons why women love penises.
00:12Sorry, women love men. Penises. Men? I forgot to do my numbers when I recorded the whole
00:18fucking show, so hence the different background. Shit happens. Let's start.
00:24One. Ironically, the first point is penises.
00:28Hey, how was your day? Shut the fuck up.
00:30Hi. Oh, I've missed you.
00:34Two. I tend to borrow my sister's clothes a lot because I have the shittest fashion sense.
00:40And this genuinely, like, really pisses her off. But if I was a man, she wouldn't have this problem.
00:46Hey, you watching the tennis? Yes. Oh, Andy, are you in my dress?
00:50No. Maybe. Yeah.
00:53Three. Their smell. Now, ladies, I know this isn't just me,
00:57but there's something about when a man smells good. It is so intoxicating.
01:03Sometimes if I walk past a guy on the street, who doesn't even have to be that attractive,
01:08if he smells good, that is me. Turned on.
01:15Oh, you smell amazing.
01:19Four.
01:20Now, I call myself fairly independent, and I'm not the kind of girl to rely on a man,
01:26but there is something quite sweet about when a guy tries to protect me and keep me out of harm's way.
01:31Can you get that spider? Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down!
01:36Five. On the whole, not meaning to generalise, women can sometimes be highly strung and overreact.
01:43Babe, did you say you wanted a cup of tea?
01:45Oh, my God. If you ask me that again, I'm going to fucking shit in your mouth.
01:50And I think men are good in certain situations for calming women down.
01:54What the fuck did you just say? There's no hope for me.
01:58Six. Now, I don't know if you, to the men who are watching this, do this on purpose,
02:03but when you talk about how much you love your sisters or your mum in front of us, it really, really works.
02:10I love my mum so much. Do you?
02:13She's so caring, she's so thoughtful, she always makes me cakes.
02:16So sweet that you feel, like, open enough to tell me how much you love your mum.
02:20And her tits are fucking amazing. They're just honestly great.
02:24Oh, no, no, no, you've gone too far.
02:26Seven. Men remind us of our dads. Who said that?
02:33Eight.
02:34There's something endearing about men having the ability to solve any problem just by throwing a ball.
02:40There's nothing on TV.
02:44Nine.
02:45They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even if we're sometimes not.
02:50Great rack.
02:55And ten.
02:56Men love women who show their sensitive side.
02:59I mean, if a guy cries in front of you, as a woman, you've literally just won the emotional lottery.
03:05You just turn me on and on and on.
03:13My grandma's just died.
03:15But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have sex.
03:18And there you have it. My ten reasons why women love men.
03:22Top comments.
03:24One. I'd like to wank all over your face.
03:27I don't think I want you to do that.
03:29Two. Pretty girl, not that interesting.
03:33That is so mean. Fuck you.
03:36I didn't mean that.
03:38Three.
03:39Emily, you need to put down the crack pipe.
03:41Okay, I will. For how long, though?
03:44Do you know what you should go and do now?
03:46You should go and join my Facebook group, Ten Reasons Why.
03:49Follow me on Twitter, at Emily Hartridge.
03:51Subscribe, like, comment. Nice comment.
03:55Is this tactic working? Please?
03:59Fucking shit in your mouth.
04:08I'm a bit scared.
04:10Is this fuck all on TV?
04:16So hard not to laugh.
04:19Oh, you made me.
04:30Don't touch your face.
04:32Don't touch my face. Just don't get it off my grill with your hands.
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