00:00So this week, I am going to be discussing 10 reasons why I'm a bad girl.
00:09And no, I don't mean this kind of bad girl.
00:12You'd be a bad girl!
00:15So to massively generalise and be incredibly sexist against my own gender, there are things
00:21that women should do, or be like, or act like, and I am none of them.
00:28So here are 10 reasons why.
00:301.
00:31Yep, I'm going to admit it.
00:33I sweat.
00:34I think more than the average girl, well, more than the average girl admits anyway.
00:39Oh hey, I'm so tired.
00:44Jesus Christ!
00:462.
00:47Now, most of you know this about me already because many of you have pointed it out.
00:52Pointed it?
00:53Pointed it out.
00:54It's a rare day that all my nails are perfectly painted.
00:58I really do try and keep them nice, but I just like to pick them.
01:02It's my thing.
01:03Which basically means I'm left with these.
01:06I mean, what is that?
01:09What's that?
01:10What's that?
01:11What the fuck is wrong with me?
01:123.
01:13Now I haven't worn matching socks, seriously, since I live with my mum because she used
01:17to pair them together.
01:18And I do think this is something that most girls do do, do do?
01:22Like right now, for example, my socks couldn't match less.
01:28That's got patterns, that's got pink, oh, and there's a hole.
01:334.
01:35I swear too much for a girl.
01:36How the fuck are you?
01:37Can you fucking make me a cup of fucking tea?
01:38Hey, can you pass me the mayonnaise you cunt?
01:42Too far.
01:43Too far.
01:45Even I can't say that word.
01:475.
01:48You know those girls that have immaculate, really expensive handbags with actual makeup
01:52bags inside containing all their makeup, and they just generally know where everything
01:57is?
01:58Not me.
01:59Personally, I like the challenge of trying to find the lipstick in my bag.
02:03What are you looking for?
02:05My lipstick.
02:06Hold this.
02:07It's in here somewhere.
02:08I just don't know where I put it.
02:09Hold this.
02:10Thanks.
02:126.
02:13I'm good at playing with balls.
02:14Not those balls.
02:157.
02:16No, I think on the whole, girls are supposed to know how to dress, and I'm not going to
02:17lie, I have no clue when it comes to fashion.
02:18Hey, I'm ready.
02:19Are you ready to go?
02:20I'm not sure that's entirely appropriate.
02:21Ready?
02:22Yeah, I'm ready.
02:23I'm ready.
02:24I'm ready.
02:25I'm ready.
02:26I'm ready.
02:27I'm ready.
02:28I'm ready.
02:29I'm ready.
02:30I'm ready.
02:31I'm ready.
02:32I'm ready.
02:33I'm ready.
02:34I'm ready.
02:35I'm ready.
02:36I'm ready.
02:37I'm ready.
02:38I'm ready.
02:39I'm ready.
02:41Fine.
02:42I'll take the hat off then.
02:43Come on, let's go.
02:458.
02:46Now, I'm sure most women are capable of doing a bloody good burp.
02:51But most good women probably don't talk about the fact that they can, or do them in front
02:56of other people.
02:57I do, sometimes.
02:59Hey, are you ready?
03:00Hey.
03:01Yeah, how are you doing?
03:02Yeah, I'm good, how's yours?
03:03Really good, really productive, got a lot done.
03:04Good.
03:079.
03:08Say it, I can't cook.
03:10Okay, so I probably could follow a recipe if I tried,
03:13but I can't be arsed to try.
03:15I don't like cooking, I don't like being in the kitchen,
03:18and I don't like making food for other people.
03:21Oh, I thought you'd like me some toast.
03:24Oh, oh, you want some toast, do you?
03:27Did you say you want some toast?
03:28Yeah, you know where the toaster is, you twat.
03:33And 10, horrors.
03:35Now, I have this weird obsession with horror movies,
03:38and I think when going to the cinema with a guy,
03:41they like to be the one, you know,
03:42that really wants to see a horror and is really brave,
03:45and is there to support the woman
03:47through this difficult time.
03:49Not with me.
03:50I love any movies about murders,
03:53stabbings, kidnapping, people dying,
03:56people getting set on fire.
03:58I could go on.
04:00Ah, don't even tell him that!
04:03What have you got, a vagina?
04:08One, Emily, do you enjoy Blackhawk or Big Blackhawk?
04:11Mum?
04:13Two, Emily, who is your favorite YouTuber?
04:16100% I would go with Jenna Marbles.
04:18I think she is amazing and way, way funnier than I am.
04:25Three, I like to wank all over your face.
04:27So weird, I like to wank over yours as well.
04:31Thank you to the amazing Andy Shepard,
04:33who is my pretend boyfriend this week.
04:34He's also a presenter.
04:36Go and hire him, because he's great.
04:38Here are the outtakes, and I will see you next week.
04:44You're looking at the camera.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Don't do that.
04:47Yeah, I've got a lot of work done.
04:48Oh no, it's not coming out!
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:03I can't do this anymore.
05:04I can't do it anymore!
05:06Just smell it.
05:07Yeah, I'll smell it.
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09I've lost the strength many a time.
05:12Oh my God.
05:16Can you make me a fuck of, fuck, what?
05:18Can you make me a fucking, oh my God, I can't speak.
05:25Oh God.
05:26So weird.
05:27Sunday afternoon.
05:28That was so gross.
05:29Do you think I had long enough of that laughing?
05:30It was way too, just stop it.
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