00:00Heavens! Can that over-engineered trash can shut up for a second?
00:07I'll tell you what happened.
00:09It all started with that blonde shithead, Aaron.
00:14I ripped off that idiot's head like nobody's business.
00:18You know, killing humans used to be fun.
00:23But there were so many, they just didn't stop coming.
00:27Over and over I killed them, but they came up with something new every time.
00:34They poisoned me. They made me bleed.
00:38And another one of them made holy light rain down on everyone.
00:44One guy even had the audacity to use a chain hook against me.
00:51That is my thing, for fuck's sake.
00:54But at some point it just got ridiculous.
00:58No idea where they found that stuff, but they started throwing black holes at me.
01:03Motherfucking black holes.
01:07And now, you wanna try me too?
01:15I'm gonna enjoy ripping you apart like the rest of them.
01:21You will make a fine sacrifice.
01:25Prepare to die!
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