00:00Honey, I'm home!
00:10Wow, Judy! I'm blown away!
00:20My favorite lasagna! Oh my God!
00:27I adore it!
00:30Honey, maybe we should start with dessert.
00:37Oh, did you prepare a cake too? Where is it?
00:40It's right in front of you.
00:47All right, baby, come here.
00:50Come here.
00:53Wait a second, I need to grab something.
00:57Are you looking for this?
01:01Oh, you've come prepared.
01:08Oh, I have to answer that.
01:11No, no, no.
01:12Just a minute, just a second. Wait a second.
01:20Okay, focus.
01:28Okay, okay, okay.
01:32Maybe like this?
01:35No, that's too much.
01:49Get your hands out of lasagna and put them right on my boobies.
01:56Oh, next time, dear.
02:00What?
02:01Give away the condoms.
02:02What?
02:03Yeah, the neighbor asked for them. I mean, he needs them more.
02:07He's too young to have kids.
02:09Oh, poor baby idiot!
02:12Who?
02:13I forgot to put pepper in the lasagna.
02:16I should go to our neighbors and ask them about pepper.
02:21Yes, and you don't eat anything and wait for me.
02:27I see everything.
02:33Hello.
02:35Look, before you get started this all, I need to warn you.
02:42So, what did you want to warn me about?
02:47The thing is that you cannot have sex today.
02:53Me? Why?
02:55Because Mercury is retrograde and the Moon is active.
02:59And when the Moon is active and Mercury is active and they do all this thing and you can easily get pregnant.
03:06That's kind of nonsense and I have condoms.
03:11That's weird. Goodbye, Miss Johnson.
03:16And the pockets are here.
03:17What the hell are you... Goodbye, Miss Johnson.
03:21Pepper. I need pepper.
03:24What pepper?
03:25Red, black, whatever. Be a nice neighbor. Come on.
03:28As long as you leave, I'll look for it.
03:32Great. Goodbye. I'll help you.
03:39What's happening? Who are you?
03:41You're not ready for this.
03:43Oliver! Oliver!
03:48I'm trying to save you.
03:50Have you seen it? Condoms. Have you seen it?
03:53What condoms? Are you okay?
03:56Here's the pepper. Take it and get out.
04:01Oh, thank you. Great.
04:06But I need rosemary also.
04:07Is this some kind of a cooking show? Get out of our bedroom.
04:10Pepper, what's going on?
04:11I don't know.
04:12You don't have rosemary here?
04:14Because it isn't the kitchen.
04:17Right. Right.
04:37Mrs. Johnson, this is my kitchen.
04:41Give us a damn rosemary.
04:51And don't you ever, ever come back here again.
04:59God! What now?
05:02Believe me, it's for your own good.
05:07What the hell? My eye!
05:12Shh. He got cold. His grandpa passed away.
05:22Oh, no! Why? It hurts so much.
05:26I don't know. His favorite. He loved him so much.
05:29But how? His grandpa was an athlete, a yogi, a vegan.
05:34Really?
05:35Yeah.
05:37He got bitten by a dog and bees. A lot of bees. An allergy, you know.
05:44He climbed a tree and then a beehive.
05:48Why? It hurts so much.
05:54I know how to comfort him.
05:57Good sex can be a distraction.
06:01That's a very, very bad idea.
06:02It helped my ex after he lost his hamster.
06:04Yeah. And my friend. And the classmate. And the flower show guy.
06:11Very cute. Very cute. Yeah.
06:13And the courier. And the taxi driver.
06:17Oh, okay. Stop it. I got it. Yeah.
06:22I'm going.
06:23No, no, no. Wait!
06:28Believe me, he will thank me someday.
06:34Ah!
06:44Honey? Is that you?
06:48Uh-huh.
06:50Is that crazy woman gone?
06:53Uh-huh.
06:54She is insane. Absolutely insane.
07:00Whoa.
07:04Whoa.
07:07Wow.
07:09Honey?
07:11You want to do it without a condom?
07:15I thought you were a shy girl.
07:18What?
07:21Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's one way to get some pepper.
07:25Who's that?
07:26Honey, that's not what you think it is.
07:29Oh, really? You're touching a naked man. What is it?
07:33I just want to have kids.
07:35With him?
07:37Mostly with you.
07:39Oh, and you're getting into his pants. Well, I'm, you know, I'm struggling to find the logic here.
07:44Man, get out of my apartment. I can defend myself.
07:48You see? I was trying to save him.
07:51Save him from what? From a sperm decisively?
07:54No, from an unplanned pregnancy.
07:57Explain what the hell is going on here.
07:59Shut up!
08:00You asked for it. I'm going to say in court that it was self-defense.
08:09Honey, I need to confess.
08:12I pierced the condoms to get pregnant.
08:17I just want to have kids so much.
08:22You couldn't have told me, silly.
08:26I want to have kids too, but I just wanted to get the new position first.
08:32Really?
08:33Of course.
08:34I'm so silly.
08:40Let's go and make them right away.
08:46Hold on.
08:48We have to save our neighbor from having unplanned babies.
08:50What?
08:51And give the condoms to other neighbor from the third floor.
09:01Damn.
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