00:00What? We won 400 million dollars!
00:09Honey!
00:11No more your old pick-up truck!
00:13I'm a million baby, I'm a billion baby, I'm a million baby with you baby in New York!
00:19I'm gonna move to New York, New York, New York!
00:23Baby?
00:31What's wrong with the door?
00:33It's broken. I told you, you didn't fix it, remember?
00:37Ah, yeah, sure.
00:49Where are you going?
00:53Ben?
00:56Ben!
01:01Benny? What's going on?
01:05Yeah, I feel like I need some, you know, personal space.
01:11Right.
01:14But you're not stealing the ticket, are you?
01:17No, honey, of course not! How can I steal something that's already mine?
01:22Already yours? Already yours, Ben?
01:25Jenny, um, could you leave me now? I feel a little uncomfortable. I can pee when you're there.
01:30Give me back my ticket, Ben!
01:32That's not your ticket, Jenny!
01:34You bought that ticket for me!
01:36Right. I bought it.
01:39For me? I always play Mega Million!
01:41I asked you to buy it for me because it's the only way to get out of here while you're doing nothing!
01:48Oh, that hurts, you know. I'm breaking up with you.
01:56Ah!
02:05What are you doing, Jenny?
02:12Be a man and come out of my bathroom!
02:15Hey, put the bag down, Jenny!
02:16I'm gonna call the cops!
02:18I'm already calling them! Hello, ma'am, we have an emergency.
02:21My girl trapped me in the bathroom and she wants to kill me!
02:24Shut up! That's not true!
02:26Please, I need help! She has a badge! She's gonna kill me!
02:29He's a liar! He stole my lottery ticket!
02:40Hi!
02:41Uh, ma'am, are you alright?
02:45Terrific! He's still in the bathroom and not opening the door!
02:49Ma'am, do you have any weapons there?
02:52No, but I wish I had.
02:55Did you hurt him?
02:57Please, stop worrying about him! He stole my ticket! I am the victim!
03:04Sir!
03:06Can you open the door? We want to talk to you.
03:10Arrest her!
03:12Officer, she almost killed me!
03:14You're the ugliest person I've ever met, Ben Geller!
03:17Ma'am, do you see officers?
03:18Ma'am, do you see officers?
03:19I'm scared of her! Please, do something!
03:22Sir, I need you to step out of the bathroom or I'll take it as a non-compliance with the law!
03:28Okay, then first handcuff her and then I'll come out!
03:32We can't arrest her! She hasn't done anything wrong!
03:35I am compliant, moron!
03:36Ma'am!
03:37But if you don't give me back my ticket, I promise you!
03:40Ma'am!
03:41I'm gonna take my bet again and the entire sporting won't stop!
03:43Ma'am!
03:44Okay!
03:45Do you see officers? I'm totally abused right now!
03:53Alright, chicken turret! Let it be as you want!
03:56Put the handcuffs on me, officers!
04:00Ma'am, it doesn't work like that!
04:01Handcuff me or I'll kill him in front of you, officer!
04:09I have knives!
04:10Oh, that works!
04:16Alright!
04:18Door!
04:19Open!
04:20Now!
04:40What are you doing?
04:41Calm down!
04:42Ma'am, let go of him immediately!
04:45You want to burn me?
04:46Don't burn me!
04:47You want to burn me?
04:48We're gonna kill each other!
04:49You're just wasting us!
04:51Where is the ticket?
04:52In my pocket!
04:53I'm not letting him go until we figure it out!
04:55He's gonna run!
04:56What pocket?
04:57Ma'am, I promise you he's not running anywhere!
04:59You don't know him! He's a snake!
05:07So, you paid for the ticket?
05:09Yes, I did.
05:10And you asked him to buy it for you?
05:13I did! It's my family tradition, actually!
05:16What? You were obviously doing it wrong before me!
05:20Well, it seems pretty clear to me.
05:23Yeah, me too.
05:25The evidence is here.
05:28The judgment from what we've heard.
05:31The ticket is banned.
05:32What?
05:33What?
05:34What?
05:35What?
05:37She asked him to buy her the ticket.
05:42But he paid for this ticket!
05:44That's what I'm talking about!
05:45Shut up!
05:46What?
05:47Sorry!
05:48Don't be sorry! He's a moron!
05:49Now you get what I'm saying!
05:50Shut up!
05:51What?
05:52This guy bought the ticket?
05:55Yeah, for her.
05:57And she picked the numbers.
06:00So?
06:01Oh, okay.
06:03If a woman, say, chooses 50 roses for her anniversary,
06:09and you buy them,
06:12whose flowers are those?
06:19My flowers.
06:24But you bought them for her.
06:29But I begged for them.
06:33Donald.
06:35It was my anniversary too.
06:39Donald, you're not thinking about your divorce now, are you?
06:45I know your ex-wife was a bad, really bad person.
06:53And she's done a lot of bad stuff.
06:57But she's not here, okay?
06:59Okay?
07:00She's not this...
07:02Jenny?
07:03Whatever.
07:04Jenny.
07:06Donald.
07:08Do not mix your personal stuff here.
07:12You're professional, aren't you?
07:15I'm professional.
07:16Aren't you, Donald?
07:19I'm professional.
07:21Come on.
07:23Breathe.
07:25Relax.
07:27Yeah.
07:30Breathe.
07:31Good.
07:33Think about the kebab place on the third.
07:38Think about their juicy gyro with feta cheese.
07:46And calm down.
07:49And get your shit together!
07:52What?
07:53Now, we need that ticket.
07:55And you two are coming down to the station with us.
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59No way!
08:01The court will help you to make the decision, alright?
08:05Now, I'm going to reach down your pocket very slowly and get the ticket.
08:13It's still yours.
08:15You're gonna get it back at the station.
08:18No problems.
08:19Just a little bit later, I'm just going to deliver it.
08:25Hey, don't touch me!
08:27Come on!
08:28Anna, stop here!
08:29Hey!
08:30Shut up!
08:31My ticket!
08:32Anna, stop!
08:33There's nothing in there!
08:34What?
08:36Did you lose my ticket?
08:46I can't believe it.
08:48Goodbye, my Brad McLaren.
08:50Why McLaren?
08:52Goodbye, my private island in the Pacific.
08:55My island?
08:56Goodbye, my Victoria's Secret models in the private jet.
09:00Please.
09:01The best you could have is Barbara's from Peter's Farm.
09:06And you?
09:07I was blind!
09:22Damn, I put it right here!
09:27It must have been blown away somewhere.
09:31But no worries, I'll find our ticket.
09:36I know what to do.
09:40I'm gonna...
09:41Where are you going?
09:47To look for the ticket.
09:52With a flashlight?
09:55Yeah.
09:58In the daytime.
10:03To look under the bushes?
10:07Officers, I'm not giving him permission to take a flashlight.
10:12If he doesn't put it down now, you can take it as a robbery attempt.
10:19It's my flashlight.
10:24I bought it, remember?
10:31For me?
10:35I paid for it.
10:37So it's mine.
10:41Don't touch me! Honey, I love you!
10:43Please, please, marry me! Marry me right now!
10:47You're so pathetic.
10:49I adore you.
10:55Ma'am.
11:05Yes!
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