00:00Honey, we're home.
00:07Come on, get in here.
00:21I'm not going to do that.
00:22Shh, quiet, please.
00:23You're going to ruin the whole family.
00:24Please get in.
00:25Sorry, Daddy.
00:26And what are you doing?
00:49I notice this damn cell phone not closing properly again, I just...
00:54Never mind.
00:55It's the neighbor's problem now.
00:56What?
00:57What do you mean it's the neighbor?
00:58Why?
00:59I'm selling it to him.
01:00Must be Sam.
01:01Yeah, 300 bucks and it's yours.
01:02I can show you.
01:03Okay.
01:04So, it's like I said, it's a great cell phone, I don't even know why we're selling it, huh?
01:29Hey, what are you doing?
01:32Stand up.
01:34Sam, please, examine the sofa.
01:35Nothing to examine, it's a fine piece.
01:36Come on, huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38Someone's calling.
01:39Just a minute.
01:40Listen, there's something in this sofa that my wife cannot know about.
01:58Is it Playboy?
02:01It's a nice match.
02:02This is from you, right?
02:03These are my daughters.
02:04My kids, I'll give you my birthday present tomorrow.
02:05Maybe even some joints, huh?
02:06Yeah.
02:07Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you for free if you can just take it as it is.
02:08Are you serious?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Okay.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Whatever you say.
02:13Let's wrap it up.
02:14Come on, let's go.
02:16Ready?
02:17Yeah.
02:18One, two, three.
02:21Nice.
02:22Where are you going?
02:26Guys, where are you going?
02:28Yeah, he loves it and we're just gonna take it.
02:31Okay, put the sofa down.
02:33Why?
02:34Just put it.
02:37I need to open a drawer.
02:38Okay, why?
02:41Honey, I have my wedding dress in there.
02:43Okay, okay, it's okay, I got it. Just wait.
02:50Yeah, right, it's right here, just stuck a little bit.
02:54Okay.
02:58Hey, what the hell?
03:00What?
03:01Just a bunch of spiders, he gets scared, it's nothing.
03:04Oh, Sam, sorry. With the kid, I don't have time.
03:07Don't worry, baby, it's fine. Just take care of the kid.
03:10Sorry, Sam.
03:16Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on.
03:18Okay, let me help you.
03:20Just take it off, okay? It's for two sofas.
03:22My wife cannot know about this, man. Come on.
03:24What? Are you crazy?
03:30Ma'am? Ma'am, are you okay?
03:33Ma'am, are you alright? Ma'am?
03:43What was the noise?
03:45Yeah, I'm sorry, honey, I accidentally broke your favorite cup.
03:49Where's Sam?
03:51Sam left and he decided not to take the sofa.
03:55But why?
03:57He said that it's old and a little bit trashy, so...
04:02Hey, come on, maybe it's a sign.
04:04You know, sometimes you have to let the old one go and get something new.
04:09Yeah, maybe.
04:10Yeah, right?
04:11So I'm gonna call services to pick up this and drop it to the dumpster, okay?
04:23Maybe he's right.
04:26It's time to say goodbye to the old.
04:31Okay.
04:46A little bit to the left.
04:48Perfect.
04:51Look at this beauty.
04:52Yeah, but where's the old one?
04:55Don't you like this one?
04:57No, no, it's great, it's just that you didn't really consult it with me.
05:01I want something new in my life as soon as possible.
05:05Okay, but it's huge. I mean, it needs so much space.
05:08I mean, what even is the point? I don't get it.
05:11You'll find out now.
05:16Screw you, Jake!
05:21Are you sure you don't want to call the police on this guy?
05:24There's no punishment for my broken heart.
05:27So let's leave this bastard to where he belongs, in the landfill.
05:34Same with the dress.
05:35Yes.
05:38Well, what's the rush with the dress?
05:43I mean, you never know.
05:46Maybe it will prove useful one day.
05:53What do you mean?
06:00Okay, then.
06:05Bye.
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