00:00I'm so sorry it's my boss Martha I'm so sorry it's so embarrassing it's okay
00:19just go check. Mr. Broderick I'm so sorry about it that was so awkward and so
00:31beautiful. What? Never mind it's okay yeah I'm so sorry again so we were talking
00:45about my pay rise. Ah yeah Derek about that honestly on my way over here I was
00:54thinking turn you down but after meeting your wife I think we can find some
01:01common ground. You mean you want my wife? The thousands.
01:15Two. I'm just joking you know Derek. I'm joking too Bowser. I'm in on the joke. I see.
01:40Seriously if your wife had an only girls account you wouldn't need any promotion you would be
01:49racking the money like crazy. Oh my god I'm kidding Derek gosh all right all right I'll
02:02think about it. Okay I'll see you in the office. Yeah see you thank you for the meeting yeah okay.
02:17Only girls.
02:23Oh my honey you rock.
02:25What's got into you? You know I have a thought you know I don't know if I should tell you.
02:38Of course you should. Hey spit it out. Really? Yeah.
02:43Oh imagine if I had hot pictures of you on my phone you know with no clothes on.
03:00Honey but you see me every day with no clothes on. Yeah I like it but I'm going to work soon
03:11I'm going to miss you. Oh you're so insatiable. Let's take a picture. Okay okay.
03:26I'm ready.
03:29For you baby. Oh it's beautiful.
03:33That's good for start and now take it home.
03:50Honey are you coming? I want to do it one more time. Sure one second I'm coming.
04:03Take it off.
04:22Oh what are you doing? I'm gonna miss you too honey while you're in the office.
04:32No no that's not what we agreed to. But I don't understand why are you so nervous?
04:38Me? No I'm all right. I'm just uh have to go to to the office. I'm sorry.
05:01Oh my.
05:13Hey honey. Hey. I guess this is the 10th present in two weeks.
05:21Well things have been going well. I have some might to spoil my lonely girl.
05:32Thank you. Victoria's secret. You want me to wear it tonight?
05:39No I want you to wear it now.
05:43Hmm and send me a picture.
05:48And by the way that's not all the surprises. You'll have a car here coming soon. Really?
05:58I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you too sweetie.
06:12Hey. Thank you.
06:16It's you. Uh yeah it's me. Can I take my package please? You're Maria Kiss. Wow I can't believe it.
06:24Maria who? Oh my god. Can I take a picture with you? I'm your biggest fan. Excuse me but I don't
06:30understand what you're talking about. So I just like to take my package. That's all. I recognize
06:36your model. My my model? You're the famous model from the website.
06:45I'm sorry I guess you want a privacy. Yeah I want privacy and I want my package.
06:50Thank you. Just sign here please. You want an autograph? No we just signed for the delivery.
06:58Bye. Bye. We don't. Maria Kiss. Maria Kiss. Maria Kiss. Maria Kiss. Who is this Maria Kiss?
07:16What? I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
07:34I'm home sweetie. Oh what is this? What is happening here?
07:47How dare you? You put my photo on the internet.
08:01Oh. Okay. Let's calm down and talk about it. Talk about what?
08:10You used me. This is my body. You had no right. No sweetie. You're my wife. So your body
08:21belongs to me. You like all these gifts don't you? You like restaurants. It all comes at the price.
08:31You disgraced me. No I'm not stupid. None of the photos has your face. I'm not stupid.
08:43So let's calm down and do as I say. You want to go on vacation to the Caribbean
08:53don't you? I won't be your doll. You will and right now you put on this red set
09:06and take some more photos and I'll sell them to our special clients.
09:23Hello. Oh Derek. Hi.
09:38Are you here to discuss your promotion again? Actually no.
09:43I'm quitting. Oh you're quitting. May I ask you why? I started my own small business.
09:57Oh yeah. I've seen your small business. What? Actually the entire office has seen it.
10:07Someone even suggested put the picture on the wall. Worker of the month.
10:16What picture?
10:21The caption said I'm Derek Spencer. I used my wife's body to make money and I did it without
10:29her permission because I'm worthless, lying, miserable pervert. The description is correct.
10:35It's definitely you. It can't be.
10:44Oh well. So Derek shall we talk about your promotion or maybe your resignation?
11:04What have you done? You embarrassed me in front of the whole internet. You had no right. Oh no no
11:13no. You're so wrong. I had all rights. You are my husband so your body belongs to me.
11:19Ah I see what you're trying to do. You're gonna regret it. Oh no no honey. It's you are the one
11:27who's gonna regret it and you know why? Because we're getting divorced and second of all I'm
11:33suing you for using my photos without my permission. You can't do that dear husband. Oh
11:39I so can't do it and you have to remember one simple thing for the rest of your life.
11:45Woman's body belongs only to her and you can be a hundred times my husband
11:51but you cannot treat me like a doll. Get out of here.
12:13Yes. Hello I'm Victoria's secret agent and I'd like to offer you a partnership.
12:21Okay let's discuss it.
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