00:00Darling, happy birthday!
00:08An exercise bike?
00:11But I don't like bikes.
00:13I think you should.
00:16You'll be riding 30 miles a day.
00:18How many?
00:1930 miles a day.
00:20So you can fit into your wedding dress again.
00:28Nick, we've been married for 10 years.
00:32Of course you're not the same Betty.
00:36That's the problem, honey.
00:38That's the problem.
00:50Do you actually enjoy it?
00:52I hate it.
00:54No, I don't get you, girl.
00:55I'm either going to get on a ship or Nick is going to dump me.
01:02Okay.
01:05We haven't been intimate for six months.
01:06Oh.
01:09All right.
01:11Listen, Betty, love shouldn't have any standards.
01:15The rest is pure manipulation.
01:17It's easy for you to say it.
01:19You're doing fine down there.
01:20Because I work out for myself.
01:24Wait.
01:26I know what you need.
01:27What is that?
01:29Wear your favorite dress, put on some makeup, and do a little bit of dancing in the bar.
01:35No, no, no, no.
01:36Well, I haven't been out for years, especially without Nick.
01:39That's the whole point.
01:41Go have a drink, flirt with some guys.
01:44You need to feel like a woman again.
01:51You know, you're right.
01:52Yes.
01:53And I wear the green one.
01:56Yes.
01:57No.
01:58The blue one.
01:59You go, girl.
02:01Hey, I'll take the charger, okay?
02:03Yeah.
02:04I'll get it back.
02:13Hi, babe.
02:15I've cleared an union for us.
02:18Yeah.
02:20See you.
02:36Hello, lady.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38Are you alone tonight?
02:42Yes, I'm alone.
02:44I'm all alone.
02:47Would you like to join me?
02:48No, I'll take the free chair.
02:50Thank you.
03:01Do you think this is funny?
03:03Oh, I'm sorry.
03:04No, it's not funny.
03:06Mocking me because no one wants to keep me company.
03:08No, no, no, no.
03:10Your incredible woman is just that this guy.
03:15What?
03:17He's coach at my gym, and I know for a fact he's gay.
03:22He is?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:33Cheers.
03:41You are so funny, aren't you?
03:44You're brilliant, baby.
03:51I'm sorry, I can't.
03:54Oh.
03:57I guess I jumped the gun at one.
04:01No, no, no, it's just that I have a husband.
04:08So why were you looking for company tonight?
04:12We were having some problems.
04:18To be honest, my husband doesn't like me.
04:23Then he definitely got a problem.
04:26Anyway, accept yourself for who you are.
04:29You're gorgeous.
04:36Thank you.
04:37But I'm not letting you go without one more drink.
04:41Let's go.
04:47Hi, honey.
04:49Honey, it's 11pm.
04:51Where the hell have you been?
04:53I went to a bar, and there was the most beautiful woman there.
04:59Who told you that?
05:01Trust me, the guys were checking me out all night.
05:06That's ridiculous, Betty.
05:08Any man in a bar will hit on a hippo as well.
05:13So why don't you hit on me?
05:16Or do I have to do it myself?
05:19Okay.
05:21You know why.
05:24Nick.
05:26We haven't done anything for six months.
05:3030 miles a day.
05:34Remember?
05:4730 miles a day, jerk.
05:50You'll see.
05:52Wait.
05:55It was 20 miles less last morning.
05:57Morning, Mika.
05:59Hi.
06:00Not bad, honey.
06:03Honey, did you work out on this?
06:06Why would I?
06:07I go to the gym every day.
06:20Oh, hi.
06:22Hi.
06:23Can you replace my charger?
06:24Yeah, sure.
06:25But please hold on, because my legs are so sore, so it will take some time.
06:29It's right there.
06:30I'll be right back, yeah.
06:40Cindy, why are you limping?
06:41Oh, it's nothing.
06:43Just a cramp after the workout.
06:45Here.
06:46Did you ride 20 miles yesterday?
06:49Whoa, whoa.
06:51What are you talking about?
06:52I've got some extra mileage on my exercise bike.
06:55And yesterday someone sent me to a bar.
06:58Can you explain me, Cindy?
07:00Oh, no.
07:01What?
07:02Betty, no, no, no, no.
07:04Me and Nick?
07:06This is just so unreal.
07:08Why is that?
07:16I didn't want to tell you, but yesterday I saw your husband in the gym.
07:26With someone?
07:30You two need to talk.
07:33Don't worry.
07:34I'll tell him everything, what I think.
07:43Honey, I'm home.
07:51Betty?
07:53Betty, what's up?
07:55Who is she?
07:58Why are you talking to me?
07:59I know you're cheering on me.
08:00With who?
08:01Please, Betty, calm down.
08:04You made me work my back off on that damn bike.
08:08So show me that perfect girl.
08:14It's really not about you.
08:18It's about me.
08:19You always say that.
08:20It's really about me.
08:22And unfortunately, I realized it too late.
08:28What?
08:29Betty, listen to me.
08:32Please.
08:40You know, I always had doubts that something was wrong with me.
08:47I fantasized about it, but I was afraid to admit the problem.
08:52I cheated once by accident.
08:55And everything fell into place.
08:59What place?
09:00Then I thought that it was all because of you, that I just wanted a perfect body.
09:06Because my lover...
09:12You should have seen his legs.
09:15The truth is, I don't want a perfect body.
09:23I want a man's body.
09:28What?
09:30I'm gay, Betty.
09:41Let's make sure your mom comes during the holidays.
09:44You didn't like her socks, did you?
09:47No.
09:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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