00:00Honey, are you kidding me?
00:04I want you to get a breast enhanced.
00:06What?
00:07I'm giving you a certificate for this surgery.
00:10Don't you want to ask me what I want?
00:15It's my body.
00:17Babe.
00:18What?
00:19It's for my career, babe.
00:21There's a very important corporate party coming up, and I want you to look your best there.
00:26By the way, I already bought a new jacket for the party.
00:32And we'll give you a little tune-up.
00:36I won't do this.
00:38It's humiliating.
00:39It's humiliating to hide you at home and to make up excuses why I never bring my wife.
00:45Look at this picture.
00:47This is a picture of my coworker.
00:49What's my boss going to say when he sees this?
00:53So that's the problem?
00:55What's the problem?
00:56There are two little tiny problems, Christine.
01:01How can you say that?
01:03I just want you to look your best.
01:07Tell you what, Gary.
01:09I'll go to your party, and everyone will love me.
01:19Oh, you'll be shocked when you see how good your wife looks.
01:26Okay.
01:33Hi, honey. I'm almost ready.
01:35Babe, the party is cancelled.
01:39What?
01:40I've been preparing for this for so long.
01:42I'm sorry, darling.
01:44The deal with the Chinese is on the rocks.
01:47The whole office is staying on.
01:49I understand.
01:51Well, next time then.
01:53Of course, darling.
01:54I'll be late.
01:55Okay. See ya.
02:05What?
02:06You need a new jacket to work late?
02:13Megan, Susan.
02:15The four of you look amazing.
02:18Gary, stop flirting, or...
02:21Or?
02:22I'll tell your wife.
02:25You never change.
02:26By the way, where is she?
02:28She's running late.
02:29Women, you know.
02:33Guess who?
02:35Here's my lovely wife, Christine.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:41It's a pleasure.
02:43Gary, why have you been hiding such a gorgeous young lady from us for so long?
02:50I'm delighted.
02:51I'm Stephen.
02:52Kathy.
02:54This is Megan.
02:55This is Susan.
02:56And this is...
02:58Patrick.
02:59Patrick.
03:00It's a pleasure.
03:02Jerry has told me so much about you.
03:06Who?
03:08Oh, Gary.
03:10Of course, Gary.
03:13Oh, what's this?
03:15Champagne.
03:17I like bubbles.
03:19Yes.
03:21It's a family thing, if you know what I mean.
03:25Excuse us for a moment, please.
03:33Hey, what are you doing?
03:37Relax.
03:38It's a party. I'm having fun.
03:41I'm not paying you to have fun.
03:43I'm paying you to act like my wife, so my co-workers will like you.
03:47Don't worry, I'm professional.
03:49Your colleagues like me, especially Patrick.
03:55Please, behave a little modestly, okay?
03:58Okay.
04:01This agreement, this contract is...
04:04Hi again.
04:05How's the music?
04:06It's really nice.
04:07You like it?
04:14More like this.
04:20What was that?
04:21That's a very bad idea.
04:23It was a bad idea to say yes to you.
04:27What are you wearing?
04:28You can't wear dresses like that with your shape.
04:32You have to go home before somebody sees you.
04:39Gary, Gary, Gary.
04:41Who is this gorgeous stranger?
04:43Go ahead and introduce us right now.
04:47She's...
04:49Christian.
04:50Yes.
04:51It's a pleasure.
04:52The pleasure's all mine.
04:53And you're his...
04:55Oh, well, I'm...
04:59I'm his freelance assistant. Let's call it that.
05:02A freelance assistant, and she has your wife's namesake.
05:06Wow.
05:07That's right, it's very convenient, you know.
05:10Look at your wife.
05:16Your wife?
05:17I'll be in a minute.
05:18Yeah, we just met.
05:20She's one dancer.
05:24Anyway, cheers.
05:25Cheers.
05:26Cheers.
05:30Since then, Gary always carries two shirts with him.
05:33No way.
05:34Yeah.
05:37Oh, Gary.
05:38Well, how is your wife, pal?
05:40Fine.
05:41I trust her completely.
05:43She deserves to have some fun.
05:45Well, you know what, Gary?
05:47Your assistant is pure treasure.
05:49Come on, Steve.
05:50What? I'm telling the truth.
05:52By the way, she just told me a couple of spicy stories about you.
05:55Two shirts, Gary.
05:58Yes, that was a good one.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Trust me.
06:01It's a shame she has to go now.
06:03What?
06:04Whoa.
06:08I kept us waiting downstairs.
06:10All right.
06:11Have a good trip.
06:13Christine, go home.
06:15Mr. Snow.
06:16Your assistant has a day off.
06:18She'll decide how to spend it herself.
06:20I don't have enough time for this, Christine.
06:23Go home.
06:24This is an order.
06:27Save your orders for your wife.
06:30It's your fault, Christine.
06:31This wouldn't have happened if you had done what I said.
06:34What's the problem?
06:35You wanted your colleagues to like me.
06:37They love me.
06:38Come on, Christine.
06:41You look good for an assistant.
06:43They're just being nice to you out of pity.
06:50You'll regret this.
06:51All right, look.
06:52You can settle whatever you have to settle, but not in my office.
06:55All right?
06:56And you, you better collect your wife.
06:58She's getting out of hand.
07:05All right, move.
07:08Now, what is going on here?
07:11You better keep hiding your wife from us, Gary.
07:14Shut up.
07:15Well, at least from Patrick.
07:17Gary, you've got it all wrong.
07:20What an idiot you are.
07:24All right, everybody else, get out of here.
07:26Come on.
07:27Oh, no.
07:32Honey, wait.
07:34It's my fault.
07:35It's my fault.
07:36I'm such a bad wife.
07:37Kathy, shut your mouth.
07:39But, my love.
07:41Stop it.
07:44She's not my wife.
07:46She's an actress who I hired for the party, okay?
07:50This is my real wife, Christine.
07:54I don't get it.
07:55Why would you hire an actress when you already have a wonderful wife?
08:02Sir, have you seen my wife's breasts?
08:05How could I let everyone see her?
08:09What?
08:10Take two steps back, first of all.
08:12I cannot believe my ears.
08:14Why on earth would you ever think of your wife like that?
08:18Let me tell you something.
08:19What you are talking about is by far not the most important thing in a woman.
08:24Well, for him it's very important.
08:28So important that I haven't left the house in five years.
08:32Yeah.
08:33And he wanted me to do plastic surgery.
08:37But that's it.
08:38It's over now.
08:39Christine, let's talk about it at home.
08:41No, we won't.
08:42I'm divorcing you.
08:44I'm done with this.
08:45To hell with you.
08:47You are nothing without me.
08:48Hey, hotshot.
08:50Maybe it's you who's nothing without her.
08:53Because Christine is a wonderful person.
08:55Too bad you never saw that.
08:57Although, we can talk about this tomorrow in my office.
09:01When you resign.
09:02My lawyer will get the paperwork ready.
09:12By the way, my lawyer can help you with your divorce papers as well.
09:18Thank you, Steve.
09:19Actually, as you can see, I am one assistant short.
09:23What do you say?
09:24Are you up for the job?
09:27Well, how can I say no?
09:29Perfect.
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