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00:00Hello, I am at the park with Lisa Nova, and I am interviewing her.
00:05Lisa, um, you shoot many of your movies here.
00:10Yes.
00:11Can you name some of them for...
00:14Affirmation Girl and Keira Knightley.
00:18Is the Keira Knightley, is that the one where you...
00:22Is that the Pirates of the Azkaban, or Caribbean one?
00:26Yes, that's it.
00:28What are you guys doing? No! Lisa Nova, help me!
00:31Oh, where are you guys taking me? Stop it! Lisa!
00:37Okay, just tell me the last place you saw Sparky.
00:40He was right here, I swear. I just had to go to the bathroom really quick.
00:43And what am I supposed to do, bring your dog over there with me?
00:46That would just be weird, so I let him stay over here.
00:48And, I mean, why do you expect me to do everything anyway?
00:50Sparky?
00:52Oh no, Sparky!
00:55Anthony, if I find out that that was a fit dog you blew up, I'm gonna kill you!
01:00The hill is where the Hollywood sign is, and it's gonna be really exciting, so let's go have a look.
01:04Look, look, look!
01:05Hey, little girl, you want some candy?
01:07I want my candy, thanks.
01:08We've got some Vegemite in the back.
01:10Oh, really? Okay.
01:12Look here, lady eight.
01:14Hi!
01:15Miss Miller says hello.
01:16What?
01:21Yes, Lindsay, it worked.
01:26Hey, are you Perez Hilton?
01:28Hold on.
01:29What?
01:30Are you Perez Hilton?
01:31Yes.
01:32Lisa Nova wants to talk to you.
01:33Who?
01:34Lisa Nova, YouTube.
01:36Lonely Girl?
01:38Get him.
01:39Oh, no, he didn't.
01:40Come on, get him.
01:41Yeah!
01:42Get him.
01:47I want to thank you all for being here.
01:49I want to thank you guys for volunteering your time, your Fourth of July holiday, and the rest of your life to my cause.
01:54Lisa Nova, spreading the gospel of Lisa Nova.
01:58Yeah, that's what we're here for.
02:00My dream is to someday have my face and a comment from me on every single person's profile on the entire YouTube.
02:09And how am I going to do that?
02:10I don't have 12 hands, I don't have 12 tentacles like an octopus, right?
02:15I don't have that.
02:16So I'm going to need you guys.
02:17I'm going to need you guys to think.
02:18I'm going to need you guys to be creative.
02:20And I think there's something funny to say.
02:22How about, hey, it's Lisa Nova.
02:24Have a happy summer.
02:25That's a good one.
02:26I'm talking about you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you two on the end.
02:31And me.
02:32It's all of us together.
02:33We're as one.
02:35All right, great.
02:36So we have some workstations.
02:37There might be some water and some food later, but just the boys will show you how to get started.
02:43Once again, thanks for volunteering your lives.
02:52I tried hard, but it just wouldn't come up.
02:54It's on the tip of my tongue.
02:56It's in the front of my mind.
02:58Yet the words were still so hard to find.
03:01Finally, the reality of things to come pushed me to the edge.
03:05I jumped off the cliff into the abyss, as I said.
03:08I'm not trying to be a nuisance.
03:12I just think we can do better than this.
03:16That was simply my two cents.
03:20You can't take it or leave it.
03:22Oh, hi.
03:23How's it going?
03:25I heard your comment.
03:27I just want to say I'm glad you're at jail now.
03:30It's really good.
03:31No, that's Paris, Hilton.
03:33Oh, it's Paris.
03:35Guys, this really is so horrible, isn't it?
03:38Lisa Nova really has gone mad.
03:40Yeah.
03:41What are we going to do about it?
03:42We should escape somehow.
03:43What do you think?
03:45We've got to figure out some way to distract her.
03:47Distract her.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Cool moves.
03:50Do you know what that is?
03:52No.
03:53Are you going to show me?
03:54What is it?
03:55Don't worry about it, Smosh guys.
03:59I will get you out of here in no time.
04:06You are treating us unfairly.
04:07We do not deserve this.
04:11If you do not let us go, then this could happen to you.
04:18Let's go.
04:36Big mistake using your cool moves, Dax.
04:38Huge mistake.
04:39Vinny?
04:41Why is it a mistake?
04:43No, guys, no, no, no, no.
04:47Get here.
04:48No, guys, where are you taking me to?
04:50Oh, guys.
04:51Stay here.
04:53No, I didn't even do anything.
04:56Lisa Nova is so mad, gone mad.
04:59Oh, man.
05:01Ah!
05:03So that's the story of making affirmation go.
05:06It's a good story.
05:07Of course it is.
05:08Just like you.
05:09Yeah.
05:10You can learn a lot from listening to me.
05:12I know I can.
05:13I think I'm going to be a great mentor for you.
05:15You are.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Because you are great.
05:18Thank you.
05:19You're awesome.
05:23I can't let this get on me.
05:25I just, I can't let Lisa Nova go mad and hurt all the others.
05:29I have to save Smosh and the wine cup.
05:32But how do I get out of here?
05:38Oh, man.
05:40Looks like I'm stuck forever.
05:48Same wavelength.
05:49Same level.
05:50Way connected.
05:51Fantastic.
05:52Thanks, Hill Idiot.
05:53Thank you.
05:54And if you get about 5,000 more comments,
05:55I'm going to tell you the story of how I made 300.
05:57Oh, okay.
05:58All right.
05:59Yeah, good.
06:00All right.
06:01Please tell me.
06:02Get to work.
06:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:06I think we're about to bear down on this Lisa Nova character.
06:08She's one of the worst spammers we have ever seen.
06:11These spammers have no regard for morality, decent society,
06:13or even American values.
06:17The wine cone?
06:18Yes, the wine cone.
06:20The wine cone.
06:21W-I-N-E.
06:23K-O-N-E.
06:24K.
06:25K, it's not a C.
06:26Solitary confinement, it's so bad.
06:28It is not a place that you want to go, guys.
06:30Well, no kidding.
06:31Smosh, where did the name come from?
06:32Is it like a snow cone with some wine?
06:34And if it is wine, what kind of wine is it?
06:36What's your name?
06:37I'm Perez.
06:38Perez.
06:39Perez.
06:40You know me.
06:41All right.
06:42You know me.
06:43Perez what?
06:44You know me.
06:45Perez who?
06:46Don't front.
06:47I have no idea who you are.
06:48Don't front.
06:49Yes, you do.
06:50No, I don't.
06:51Get away from me.
06:52She's more mad now.
06:53Great.
06:54Now there's going to be like no way to get out of here.
06:55Thanks a lot, Dax.
06:56You ruined everything.
06:57Y'all told me to.
06:58I'm sorry.
06:59How's it going, the wine cone?
07:00What?
07:01Why are you on your MySpace?
07:02Sorry, I'm just really tired of commenting all day.
07:05Did you say you were tired?
07:07Wake up!
07:09Anybody else tired?
07:11Let's go wine cone.
07:12Seriously, where am I going?
07:15Anything could happen
07:17Ideas as big as your fantasies could imagine
07:20Children practicing, that's part of getting up
07:23Getting up
07:24Impatiently waiting for time to move forward
07:37Hey guys
07:38Hey
07:39Are you guys best friends?
07:41Yeah
07:42Can I be friends with you?
07:45We just have to type this
07:48Yeah, we can be friends
07:50That would be really fun
07:51We could do stuff and hang out and stuff
07:54Do you know how to get out of here?
07:56Yeah, I'll go ask Lisa
08:01Where are we going?
08:02We're going to get ice cream
08:04I'm going to get a strawberry
08:06Your friends will meet you later
08:07Time to go
08:08Okay, bye bye
08:09Okay
08:10Wow
08:11Disappointed
08:13Disappointed
08:14We just had to go to the bathroom
08:16Okay, I think
08:17He was showing us the bathroom
08:19I think you need to sit down
08:20What? Do we have a problem here?
08:24It's just a really dumb idea
08:26I'm not doing it anymore, okay?
08:27No one likes you anymore
08:29No one's definitely going to like you after this
08:31Because you're just plain retarded
08:34Guys
08:35Let's go smush
08:36It's smush
08:37Smush?
08:38Why can't anyone say it right?
08:39Yeah, there's no you in there
08:41Come on
08:42Ow
08:47Shouldn't have blown up my dog
08:51Sleep
08:52Shut up
08:53Stop crying
08:54Let's get out of here
08:55No, I need to go to sleep
09:01We're going to be trapped in here forever
09:02Shut up
09:03And you don't even care?
09:04Shut up and go to sleep
09:07How's it going Perez?
09:09What am I doing here?
09:10You're having a great time
09:11And you're helping a great cause
09:13And guess what?
09:14Today is your lucky day
09:16How so?
09:17You're going to put all of my videos
09:19On PerezHilton.com
09:20I don't like lonely girl
09:23Um
09:25What did you say?
09:27I saw you at the Viet Twin
09:28Picking up six awards, bitch
09:29You were fucking rude
09:31My name is Lisa Nova
09:33My name is Lisa Nova
09:35You know who I am
09:36I make amazing videos
09:37I'm changing lives
09:38Oh, I think that
09:39Somebody emailed me one of yours
09:40I didn't like it
09:43Vinny? Vinny?
09:45What's wrong Perez?
09:46What's going on?
09:47Vlog this
09:48Ah!
09:52So the reason we're here today
09:53Is because we received an anonymous tip
09:55About some digital terrorism
09:56Known as spamming
09:58On a site called YouTube.com
09:59By a suspect by the name of Lisa Nova
10:02On that site
10:03We haven't been able to dig up
10:04Too much information about her
10:05But we did trace her IP here
10:06Over the last two days
10:08We're about to bust in on her
10:10Ready to go?
10:11Let's do it
10:12Let's go
10:13Nobody is meeting their quotas
10:14Spam!
10:19Come on, come on
10:20Come on, work harder
10:21Just do the time
10:24Jax, just
10:25Come on, enough
10:26I know you know how to do this
10:27You have to
10:32You're doing a good job
10:33But you could be doing better
10:34I thought we'd be getting
10:35A lot more profiles at this point
10:36And I'm getting a little frantic
10:37Okay?
10:38Come on, spam
10:42Do better
10:43Do better
10:44Just work a little bit harder
10:46Lisa Nova
10:47Lisa Nova
10:48Lisa Nova
10:49Sorry
10:50Lisa Nova
10:51You're gonna get a tip
10:52Guys, you don't understand
10:56You're making a mistake
10:57You're making a
11:04Yes
11:07But Lisa
11:08They are all saying
11:09Oh no, this Lisa Nova
11:10Is a robot
11:11What
11:12What
11:13Should I do?
11:14Remind me later
11:15When nothing's changed
11:16Time will tell
11:17Let the future explain
11:19Till then
11:20We got history to make
11:21Oh
11:22Trendsetters
11:23Real go-getters
11:24Close-minded
11:25Free-thinking
11:26Hipsters
11:27Instant classics
11:28Ignored by critics
11:30It's just music for the kids
11:32Swear to mouth
11:34This is what everybody's talking about
11:39So you can't tell somebody
11:43To tell somebody
11:46That what's happening
11:49Has already happened again
11:52Of course you've heard this before
11:55What you trying to figure out
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