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tatemcraeFAN99
  • 7 weeks ago

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00:00I'm just going to throw it out there. That is the closest that little one is ever going to come to touching a pussy.
00:08Dicks have created some...
00:10Ow! He kissed it. He fucking kissed it. Ooh, girl.
00:15All the girls at home are like, that could have been my pussy. He's like, somebody get me a tongue scrubber.
00:19Hey, what's up, you guys? Happy Saturday. I know.
00:22Usually it's a death tree what the fuck news, but he couldn't make one this week, so I am here hanging out with you.
00:28I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucking tired. It is... what time is it? Five o'clock in the morning.
00:33And I am editing a video right now for tomorrow. It's the... well, hopefully you've already seen it.
00:37My main channel video was my viral infection, which... that sounds gross. I put up a video of my crotch.
00:43It's really disgusting. No. My viral infection clip show video. And yeah, I thought... I hope you guys liked it.
00:49It was me, and then I did Paris Hilton, and Aunt Hilda, and she... I wanted to bring back some characters,
00:53and it was really fun to play them again, and I don't know. I hope you liked it.
00:57Anyways, I'm sitting here editing this. I'm very, very tired, but I'm gonna stay up until it's done,
01:00because I want to fucking do it, because I fucking love you guys, and I fucking... fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:04Speaking of fuck, so this video talks about the O2L breakup, which... girl! Okay, hold on, girl.
01:10We need to gossip. Hold on, let me get my cup. Oh, the tea is truthy. Let's talk. Okay, where do we start?
01:18Where should I go? I need a good position, because, girl, I'm all gab.
01:21Okay, that's a terrible angle. Oh, I love that. Oh, God.
01:25Okay, O2L, girl. First of all, I just want to say, I called this shit.
01:29Maybe, like, a year ago, whenever O2L came on my podcast, I had a motherfucking premonition.
01:33I had a final destination, like, that's so raven, vision. And this is what the vision was, and I talked about it, I think, on the podcast.
01:40So, you can go back and check. They came in, they did the podcast, they came, I came. It was a great event.
01:46And then after they left, I was talking on the podcast, and I was like, here's what I see.
01:49First, Connor's gonna leave. He's gonna be like, peace, bitches!
01:52Not because he hates them, but because he just never felt, when I interviewed them, he felt very out of place.
01:57He felt like the adult in the room, he felt like their daddy, and not in the fun, sexy way.
02:01In the, you know, kids shut the fuck up and take your Adderall way.
02:04He had a little briefcase, he had his little queef, whatever it was.
02:08And he was just like, on a different level than they were.
02:11Not in like a, you know, girl get on my level.
02:13But just on a different wave, brain wavelength. So it didn't work.
02:16And I knew that, and I fucking saw that shit coming, bitch.
02:18Then, I was like, boom, you know what's gonna happen?
02:20Prediction, less than six months later, the group's gonna break up. You know why?
02:23Because once daddy leaves, the kids go cray cray. But then, the kids are like, it's like one of those Disney movies
02:28where the kids go cray cray when dad goes on vacation.
02:30But then, a little bit later, the kids are like sick, they eat too much candy, they're like covered in chocolate.
02:35They're like, they're like, you know, girl, I got, I was just gonna throw up.
02:38So, all the kids are like, we need to become adults now. Just like daddy did.
02:42And then, all the kids are like, I'm gonna go on my own.
02:44I'm not a girl, I'm not yet a woman, but all I need is time, a moment that is mine, or something like that.
02:49And boom, that's what happened.
02:50Anyways, I don't even know what I've been talking about. It is five in the morning. I am out of it.
02:54Anyways, the whole point of this video was, I am a psychic. I called it. I'm a genius.
02:59You can come to me with your problems, because I will tell you what the future holds.
03:04Give me your palm, I'll read it. You're welcome.
03:06Anyways, I think I'm actually gonna have Ricky Dillon on my podcast this week, so I'll talk to him about it.
03:11I wanna get all the O2Ls.
03:13Ooh, reunion, bitch!
03:14I'll have them all come on my podcast, and then I'll come all over them. That'll be fun.
03:18Anyways, I'm gonna try to finish this video, and then go to sleep.
03:22Question of the day.
03:23What YouTuber do you hope never quits? Besides me.
03:26I hope that Trisha never quits, because I can't get enough of her crazy ass videos.
03:32I also hope that Rachel Starr never quits, and if you don't know who that is, you did not see my main channel video,
03:36and you need to go watch it right now. It'll blow your brain.
03:39Alright guys, I love you. Hope you have fun hanging with me. Have fun hanging with you.
03:42And I'll see you, I don't know, tomorrow? Today? I'm gonna go to sleep. Bye.
03:47Sometimes I like to just walk by the oven and be like,
03:49Oh, let me check them for you, and then I just shove my fucking fingers in it,
03:52and I feel how soft they are, and then I'll lick off the batter, and then I keep doing it.
03:57I should probably continue therapy.