00:00Thank you for calling GameStop, we can still come pick up your NCAA 14 for $9.99 with two
00:08qualifying free shows.
00:09Oh come on dog, I don't want that shit man, I'm calling about them riot points I got you
00:12earlier.
00:13Ok, you can't have all the Xbox Live points then, what happened?
00:16No man, not the fucking Xbox Live, I came in, I got the riot points, you know, for Lego
00:20Legends.
00:21Lego Legends?
00:22The League of Legends?
00:23Yeah, League of Leg- uh, Legolas is Legoland.
00:26What?
00:27Ok, listen, I came in there, right, I got the fucking, the League of Le- the riot points
00:32off you guys, I went home, I put that shit into my client, and now I don't want to play
00:37that game no more man.
00:38That, that, we don't, that stuff is not refundable.
00:40Oh, it'll be refundable, right, when I come in there and stomp your ass.
00:44Alright, you can come up and try.
00:46Oh really?
00:47You're welcome to come and try that any time you want.
00:49Listen man, how tall is you?
00:51That doesn't matter.
00:52How tall you homie?
00:53Doesn't matter.
00:54How tall is you?
00:55Doesn't matter how tall I am.
00:56How, how big your dick, man?
00:57Doesn't matter how tall I am.
00:58That don't matter either.
00:59You a fag or something?
01:00You gay?
01:01My dick's as big as your thong.
01:02Congratulations, bro.
01:03Ok, so.
01:04I hope that works out well for you.
01:05You gonna give me a refund now?
01:09We do not refund that.
01:10You have to con- you have to contact- Ok, you want me to tell you why I want a refund?
01:14Ok.
01:15Ok, ok, so, um, I went home, right, I went to put in the riot points, straight into Legol-
01:20Legolasions.
01:21Ok.
01:22Bam!
01:23Right in the front fuckin' page, we got this black ass dude.
01:27I'm looking at the concept art, and guess what he has in his hands.
01:32That's right, two Glocks.
01:33You ain't got two Glocks, homie?
01:36This brother holding two guns.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Put that down right here, man.
01:39I don't know, don't you know all black people carry two pistols?
01:43That's racist, man.
01:45You don't think that's racist?
01:47Not to me.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Cause it's a made up character in a game.
01:50Yeah, but he-
01:51I don't take that stuff serious.
01:53You know, life is serious.
01:54That's a game.
01:55Alright, so-
01:56That doesn't represent me.
01:57Let's back this train up just a little bit.
01:58Say they put a character in the game and they call him Hitler.
02:00Wouldn't care.
02:01Wouldn't care.
02:02His special-
02:03Cause there's a character called Hitler on Sniper Elite, and one of the missions on Sniper
02:07Elite is assassinate Hitler, so it didn't bother me one bit.
02:10You know, come on, dude.
02:11That's different, man.
02:12He a bad dude.
02:13You killin' Hitler in that.
02:14That's a portrayal of Hitler.
02:16You wipin' him out.
02:17Say he in Legolasions, though.
02:19They bring in Hitler.
02:20He's a character.
02:21You know, his alt is the holocaust, obviously.
02:24Okay.
02:25I would-
02:26Me personally, I would find that hilarious.
02:28Oh, okay.
02:29Okay.
02:30So you find the holocaust hilarious.
02:31You find dead Jewish people.
02:34That's a fuckin'-
02:35That's a party for you.
02:36I find humor in everything.
02:38That's hilarious.
02:40Um, Pahil.
02:41I was just wondering, uh, Pahil, if I could, um, if I could get your mother's phone number?
02:55Uh, do you have a sister?
02:57Uh, yeah, I got a sister.
02:58Yeah, you got a sister, and you have a mother, too.
02:59I wanna fuck your mother and sister together.
03:00Is that alright?
03:01Yeah.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Yeah.
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