Mazahiya Shayari Kay Rang Nay Eid Ki Khushiyun Ko Char Chand Laga Diye

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00:00It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it a lot.

00:03I was very impressed with your poetry.

00:05Now, I would like to... No.

00:10Mr. Gilani, please sing something.

00:12First, enjoy the fun.

00:15It's working.

00:17First, enjoy the fun.

00:20First, enjoy the fun.

00:23And then perform the Hajj.

00:26Wow!

00:29Wow. Amazing.

00:30Go to the king and perform the Hajj.

00:32Wow!

00:33Now, perform the Hajj.

00:36I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.

00:39Wow!

00:39Go no from the sixth to the seventh.

00:40Six hundred thousand.

00:41I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.

00:44I will give you six hundred thousand rupees.

00:47Now, perform the Hajj.

00:50Wow!

00:51It's amazing.

00:52It's very good.

00:53Now, perform the Hajj.

00:56Don't leave it to tomorrow.

00:59Wow.

00:59Let's not leave today's work for tomorrow.

01:02Let's do tomorrow's work today.

01:05Wow. Wow. Wow.

01:06Let's do tomorrow's work today.

01:08We have got 900 rats.

01:11Wow. Wow.

01:13900 rats. 900 rats.

01:16We have got 900 rats.

01:18I got it.

01:19Let's sacrifice them today.

01:21Wow. Wow. Wow.

01:22Let's sacrifice them.

01:23Very good. Very good.

01:25We can't buy gold.

01:28Let's touch it a little.

01:33She is like a poor woman.

01:35Mr. Agha, it has become very expensive.

01:37Even smart people have a right.

01:40Let's sacrifice them.

01:46Let's touch Punjabi.

01:48Wow. Wow.

01:49Mr. Arun, I am from Torshawar, Pakistan.

01:52Wow.

01:53I am from Torshawar, Pakistan.

01:56I have solved all the problems.

01:58Wow. Wow.

02:00But I have one problem.

02:02What?

02:02My wife tells me to do this.

02:04Wow. Wow.

02:06Very good.

02:07The party has given me a ticket.

02:08Look at my photo.

02:10I have got a third chair.

02:12I have given it to the guards.

02:13I have pressed it.

02:14My wife tells me to do this.

02:15Do this.

02:17I am an MPA.

02:19I am an MPA.

02:20I am a religious scholar.

02:23Wow. Wow.

02:24My wife is very smart.

02:26Yes.

02:27My wife tells me to do this.

02:29Wow.

02:29I have done MFA.

02:30I have got a double Math.

02:31Wow.

02:32You can use my education.

02:34Wow.

02:35I have done MFA.

02:36I have got a double Math.

02:38I have the head of the children's pampers with me.

02:42Very good.

02:44I have got the head of the children's pampers with me.

02:45You have shown great helplessness.

02:46I have got so many household chores.

02:48My wife tells me to do this.

02:51I have got so many household chores.

02:53Wow.

02:53I have gone to my sister-in-law's house four times in a week.

02:55Wow.

02:56I have eaten everything.

02:59Wow.

03:00My wife tells me to do this.

03:02Wow.

03:03My wife tells me to do this.

03:06Wow.

03:08I will get a haircut when I come to Katia.

03:10Wow.

03:11Wow.

03:12I will get a haircut when I come to Katia.

03:14Wow.

03:16Very good.

03:18Dr. Sharma, I will present it in front of you.

03:20Tell me something.

03:21I will recite a few lines.

03:22Yes.

03:23How much weight did Bholi weigh?

03:25Bholi.

03:26How much weight did Bholi weigh?

03:29You are late.

03:30Yes.

03:31Wow.

03:32She did not allow me to walk.

03:35Yes.

03:36Now she is asking me how much weight I weigh.

03:38You are late.

03:39Wow.

03:40You are born in this era.

03:42What do you know?

03:43Yes.

03:43You are late.

03:45Yes.

03:46You are late.

03:47Wow.

03:47Look at this line.

03:49People think that I am a bad student.

03:53Yes.

03:54I have given new semesters and failed again.

03:56Wow.

03:58Wow.

04:01The one who was copied had more marks than me.

04:05That means my paper failed again.

04:08Wow.

04:09Wow.

04:09And the one whom I look at and say that I am her friend.

04:14She is your wife.

04:15Wow.

04:17The one whom I look at and say that I am her friend.

04:19She is your sister-in-law.

04:21I am tired of her.

04:22I am fed up of her.

04:24Wow.

04:25Wow.

04:26And it seems that there is a ring on the city fire.

04:30Wow.

04:32It seems that there is a ring on the city fire.

04:36And the people of the village are making fun of us.

04:39Wow.

04:43I would like to put the candle in front of Ahmed Saeed.

04:46Sir, please say something.

04:48I can talk to her.

04:50Wow.

04:50I can talk to her.

04:52I can even hold her hand.

04:54Wow.

04:56I can talk to her.

04:58I can even hold her hand.

05:01She has come without make-up.

05:03I can get scared and hit her.

05:05Wow.

05:07Wow.

05:08Wow.

05:09Wow.

05:10Please pray for me.

05:12What is he saying?

05:14What is he saying?

05:15He is a very clever poet.

05:17No.

05:18Please pray for Mr. Alwaila.

05:20Yes.

05:21Please pray for me.

05:23God bless you.

05:23So that someone marries me.

05:25Wow.

05:27Wow.

05:29So that someone marries me.

05:31Please pray for me.

05:33So that someone marries me.

05:36I am doing this gesture.

05:38Please pray for me.

05:40Wow.

05:42Very good.

05:43He loves girls.

05:46Wow.

05:47He is dead.

05:47Yes.

05:48He loves girls.

05:49No.

05:51He loves girls.

05:53Please pray for me.

05:54Wow.

05:58He has five children in five years.

06:00He has five children in five years.

06:02How much more will you be loyal to me?

06:06He has looted me.

06:07Wow.

06:09Mr. Shabbir Bhatt.

06:11Yes.

06:11I would like to present the candle to you.

06:14Sir, please give him something.

06:15Thank you very much.

06:17I have seen the love of a nine year old.

06:20He has seen the love of a nine year old.

06:22I have seen the love of a nine year old.

06:25And since then I have forgotten myself.

06:28Wow.

06:29And now she adds colour to my hair.

06:32And I also wear a wig on my head.

06:34Wow.

06:36So you have already worn a wig.

06:38No, she has already worn a wig.

06:40She has worn a wig.

06:42She is going to wear a wig.

06:43First, I got myself married.

06:46Wow.

06:47And then I regretted it.

06:48Wow.

06:51First, I got myself married.

06:53And then I regretted it.

06:55And then I regretted it.

06:58And then I regretted it.

06:59And then I regretted it.

07:01And then sixth grade,

07:03I was the one who had all the attitude.

07:05Wow.

07:07And then sixth grade,

07:08I was the one who had all the attitude.

07:10And then she also wanted to be brave.

07:13Wow.

07:17And then I said to myself,

07:19there is nothing to be brave about.

07:21What did he say?

07:22I said to myself,

07:23there is nothing to be brave about.

07:26And then she made a face for 10 days.

07:28Very good, sir.

07:31Very good, sir.

07:34I have seen that everyone is in the same condition except me.

07:38Yes, sir.

07:39I am so lucky.

07:41I got married at the age of 20.

07:43I am still late.

07:45Marriage and wife are the best names.

07:49You should have done 4th or 5th.

07:52Why were you telling the make-up artist

07:54to apply the base instead of the red mark?

07:58Then why are you regretting after getting married?

08:01I have a question for you.

08:02Yes, sure.

08:03Is all this preparation for Eid?

08:05He must be the hero of Bajirao Mastani.

08:08Like Bhaijan Rao Mastani.

08:11I am not Malaika.

08:13Then who are you?

08:14I am Anarkali.

08:15Yes, yes.

08:16Old Anarkali is new.

08:19What have you come here for?

08:20Today I have come to tell all these guys

08:23that you have written so many poems on my name, Anarkali

08:28but you have not given me its royalty yet.

08:31Okay, sir.

08:32I think Anarkali is not listening to you.

08:34She has done so many poems on her wife.

08:38I am helpless.

08:39What?

08:40I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.

08:43I thought I should make bangles out of your hands.

08:46If you are so strong, why did you kick my meter?

08:50Don't be disappointed.

08:51I have sent you an AC to scare the cats away.

08:54I have sent you an AC to scare the cats away.

08:57Wow, wow, wow.

08:59And I can see that you have kicked the gas meter too.

09:03If no poet can give me its royalty,

09:07then it is Eid.

09:08Why is he giving me meat?

09:11What is your answer?

09:12I have written a poem on Anarkali.

09:14Yes, yes.

09:15I have written a poem on Anarkali.

09:16Yes, yes.

09:17I do not think it is for you.

09:21He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?

09:24He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?

09:26Anarkali is the poet.

09:28Yes, yes.

09:29He is eating pizza from me and with what attitude?

09:31He has raised me up and taught me a lesson.

09:35Very good, sir.

09:36Very good.

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