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Agha Majid Aur Marhoom Kay Darmiyan Ishaar Ki Jung
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1 year ago
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00:00
Yes, Irza.
00:00
Let's not waste any more time. Let's go to the audience.
00:03
I'll send you a bag full of big bags.
00:07
Irza, if God gives you money, don't take all the thorns of money.
00:12
This is very lightweight.
00:13
Take it as a diamond of Cheechabad.
00:19
Let's go to the audience. They've been waiting for a long time.
00:21
I went to Phoga, Hasabtal.
00:23
The doctors got all the tests done.
00:24
There was no illness.
00:25
The surgeon came and said,
00:27
get a post-mortem done on my account.
00:31
Sir, I was sitting on the plane.
00:32
The announcement was made and I was about to leave.
00:34
Yes.
00:34
I asked him to pray for the next flight.
00:37
He said, my father's eldest son is going to die.
00:43
Greetings, sir.
00:44
Greetings.
00:45
My name is Imtiaz Kaukab.
00:47
Yes.
00:47
And I perform magic in schools.
00:51
It's great honor for me
00:53
that I'm here with Mr. Salim Alwaila
00:56
and Mr. Agha Majid.
00:58
I've also got a chance to work with Mr. Agha Majid.
01:01
Oh.
01:03
They are brilliant and they are outstanding comedians of our country.
01:07
The rest of them are also very talented.
01:10
Mr. Kaukab, what's the matter?
01:11
You were injured in UK Saturday.
01:14
Yes, sir.
01:14
You went there.
01:15
Did they give you money?
01:17
No. Why did you get injured there?
01:19
What happened?
01:19
While working.
01:20
Sir, I fell down from the escalator.
01:23
Oh.
01:24
And my left ankle got fractured.
01:28
Oh.
01:29
They gave Rs. 850,000.
01:31
Who gave you Rs. 850,000?
01:32
The Queen of Britain gave it to me.
01:39
Salim also said that your injury is imported.
01:42
Mr. Pinda, it's the custom of our grandmothers.
01:43
Did you get a patch or not?
01:47
Please don't do this.
01:48
He said, did you get a cuckoo?
01:52
Yes, sir.
01:53
How do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
01:55
Yes.
01:56
Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
01:58
How do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:00
Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:03
I don't spend money for my wife's beauty.
02:07
Wow.
02:09
Thank God, my blood pressure has gone down.
02:14
Oh.
02:15
What will you do with the money?
02:15
You can't spend it now.
02:17
Yes.
02:20
But I want to give a message to the men here.
02:23
In very clear and open words.
02:25
Yes.
02:25
If your wife wants make-up, you will get it for her.
02:28
You can never refuse.
02:30
Yes, why not?
02:31
In fact, pray that the day doesn't come
02:34
when she stops doing make-up.
02:36
Yes.
02:38
If my wife is a go-gear, I will get her make-up for her salary.
02:43
And if the wife of a go-gear doesn't eat make-up,
02:45
it doesn't make any difference to me.
02:50
Yes, sir.
02:51
Your story.
02:53
Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:56
Wow.
02:56
I don't spend money for my wife's beauty.
03:01
And my sugar and blood pressure has gone down.
03:05
Yes, it has.
03:05
I don't want to drink.
03:08
And my wife is a go-gear.
03:10
Wow.
03:12
Your first line was not complete.
03:14
Sugar, blood pressure.
03:16
She didn't get a throat disease.
03:20
Usually, in poetry, women are given a lot of respect
03:25
as a mother, as a sister, as a daughter.
03:28
Absolutely.
03:29
But in the form of a wife, such things are often said.
03:31
That the wife spends a lot.
03:34
I have a small request to everyone.
03:36
Are you okay?
03:37
Yes, of course.
03:38
Whatever you want to write.
03:39
Freedom of opinion.
03:41
You can give your opinion.
03:42
But even if you are sitting at home, with your wife,
03:46
or even while talking to her,
03:47
just see if this conversation,
03:52
if I can talk to my daughter or my sister about this.
03:57
Your wife is no less than your daughter or your sister.
04:01
Then talk to her, when you talk to both of them first.
04:05
Yes, sir.
04:05
That's it.
04:06
Wow.
04:09
We keep looking at Mr. Gaukab.
04:11
Yes.
04:12
May God give you a long life.
04:13
What's special about you is that,
04:15
whenever I have seen you on screen,
04:18
you are always smiling.
04:20
Your ever smiling personality.
04:22
Do whatever you want, I don't care.
04:24
You are always smiling.
04:26
You look very good.
04:28
And in our society,
04:29
there are very few smiling faces.
04:32
Now people don't smile.
04:34
They think it's an immaturity.
04:37
Or the circumstances are such.
04:38
So you are smiling.
04:39
May God always keep you smiling.
04:41
Thank you very much.
04:45
Mr. Gaukab, did you feel what we said?
04:48
I did.
04:49
Yes!
04:51
That means we have succeeded in our goal.
04:55
Yes, sir.
04:55
Greetings, sir.
04:56
Greetings.
04:57
My name is Zahul Haq.
04:58
I have come here from Jhelum Pehli Azad, Kashmir.
05:03
I would like to sing a Ghazal for Ghulam Ali Khan.
05:05
Please come.
05:06
Wow!
05:09
I am not broken
05:14
I will shatter
05:18
when touched
05:23
If you pray for me
05:30
I will die
05:36
I am not broken
05:41
I will shatter
05:45
when touched
05:48
Very good, sir. Very good.
05:52
Yes, dear.
05:53
Sir, my name is Mukaddas Abbas.
05:55
Sir, I would like to sing a Ghazal for Tejammul Kaleem.
06:00
Wow!
06:00
Please do.
06:01
And I am sure you have chosen a very good one.
06:05
Yes.
06:06
But before that, I would like to dedicate a couplet to you.
06:10
Now I am a little doubtful.
06:13
The fragrance that can be mixed in the air with a slice of a stick
06:18
Wow!
06:19
The fragrance that can be mixed in the air with a slice of a stick
06:24
There are still some people who can speak Urdu.
06:28
Wow!
06:29
Wow!
06:30
Wow!
06:31
Very good.
06:32
The sun sets at the same time
06:35
Why does the day pass by at the same time
06:38
The wind blows, my love
06:41
The wind blows, my love
06:43
The clouds are the same
06:46
Wow!
06:47
The moonlight dies
06:49
The moonlight dies
06:52
The blue and the yellow are the same
06:56
After seeing Jhuli Manjhi Bhai
07:02
Vandalai Veera Maal Barabar
07:05
Uto Uto Pardeh Pawan
07:08
Vichon Sabda Haal Barabar
07:10
Barabar. Wow!
07:11
Wow!
07:12
Very good.
07:14
Very good.
07:16
And who are the kids?
07:17
Yes.
07:18
Greetings.
07:19
Greetings.
07:20
My name is Sadaf Ashiq. I am a first year student.
07:23
You are from Bukhara?
07:25
Yes.
07:25
I came from there, but everyone is after me.
07:29
I want to say a few words for Ma'am Malaika.
07:33
For Ma'am Malaika. Wow!
07:35
Wow!
07:36
She spoils the relationship of the new winds.
07:39
Wow!
07:40
She spoils the relationship of the new winds.
07:43
She spoils the open roof of the pigeons.
07:46
Wow!
07:46
Our Peer Takim Mir had said
07:49
Dear, she spoils the respect of lovers.
07:53
Wow!
07:53
And they are like walking shops.
07:57
She spoils the wealth of the new rich.
08:00
Wow!
08:02
Very good.
08:03
Wow!
08:06
Very good. Thank you for such a beautiful couplet.
08:10
This is not a couplet. She scolded you.
08:12
Sir, this is a couplet for Mr. Agha.
08:15
Sir, just like I dedicated a couplet to Ma'am Malaika
08:18
I am dedicating a couplet to Mr. Agha.
08:20
The rich keep their temper.
08:24
Wow!
08:27
The rich keep their temper.
08:32
Wow!
08:32
Your tone is telling me that your wealth is not new.
08:36
Wow!
08:38
Dear, she had said.
08:40
Yes.
08:41
She has packed her luggage.
08:43
Wow!
08:44
You have ruined my self-respect.
08:46
Oh, God!
08:50
No one recites a couplet for me and Irza.
08:53
I request Mr. Danish to recite a couplet for me and Irza.
08:57
Mr. Danish, recite a couplet for them.
08:59
I often recite a couplet for them.
09:02
Yes, recite it.
09:03
The poet says
09:04
I asked for a long life and got it in four days.
09:07
Wow!
09:08
What a poem!
09:10
I asked for a long life and got it in four days.
09:13
So, two Irza's wishes were fulfilled.
09:16
Wow!
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