Haroon Rafiq Ki Zubani Ghalib Ki Dastan Aur Shayari

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00:00Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan.

00:02Welcome back, viewers.

00:04Today, we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.

00:07Let's listen to some funny and funny poetry.

00:10It's obvious that when Mr. Tahir Shaheer is here,

00:13it will be funny and funny poetry.

00:15Wow!

00:18Yes, Doctor.

00:19First, two lines.

00:20The nation has no other work.

00:22The nation has no other work.

00:24Except sitting in the water.

00:27The nation has no other work.

00:30It's like this everyday.

00:32Yes.

00:32Either don't leave TikTok.

00:35Or don't take this road.

00:36Wow!

00:37And the poem for the ladies is

00:39that a daughter's body is not different even if she is a stranger.

00:43Wow!

00:45A daughter's body is not different even if she is a stranger.

00:49When her son got married,

00:52he was left alone at home.

00:53Wow!

00:55He was not Einstein.

00:57It was the game of fate.

00:59The game of fate was lost.

01:01The game of fate was won.

01:02Wow!

01:06There is a saying.

01:07The most reasonable reason for a breakup.

01:10The title is.

01:10Wow!

01:11It was necessary to break up.

01:13It was necessary to break up.

01:16It became an expense.

01:19It was necessary to break up.

01:21Yes.

01:21Love wanted to make me cry.

01:24Wow!

01:25I wanted to eat meat everyday.

01:31Wow!

01:34There is a poem.

01:35When it gets cold at night,

01:37and when it gets hot in the morning,

01:39the doctor visits us in this weather.

01:42Wow!

01:43It happens in our country too.

01:44Everything is dependent on the weather.

01:47The weather is changing.

01:48That's why there is depression.

01:49I have been sick for the past six months.

01:52Everyone tells me that the weather is like this.

01:55Yes.

01:55It's not your fault.

01:59Don't ask me about the rush at the clinic.

02:03It feels like the doctor has put on a sale.

02:06Wow!

02:07He coughs all night but doesn't stop.

02:10Wow!

02:11He eats hot fries and offers a cold drink everyday.

02:14Wow!

02:15He eats hot fries and offers a cold drink everyday.

02:18Wow!

02:19He has a sore throat.

02:24Wow!

02:25He washes clothes.

02:26Yes. He washes clothes.

02:27You are sitting in the mountains.

02:30Why does he wash clothes?

02:31It's not the thing he places on the walls.

02:34It's a cloth.

02:36It's a cloth.

02:37It's a cloth.

02:39It's a cloth.

02:40He doesn't even know how to wash his hands.

02:47He has a sore throat.

02:53Apni hi awaaz lage, mehndak ki ditto ka pi.

02:57Wow!

03:00Mehndak ki ditto ka pi.

03:01Aur bahir bhi dil kaala hoya, andar bhi gabraaye.

03:06Kabhi achanak kaamba chhidya, kabhi paseene aaye.

03:10Chakar bhi nahi, lekin aayen aankhon tale andhere.

03:14Is mausam mein aksar doktor ke lagte hain pehri.

03:18Aur yeh mausam hi aisa hai ke, nazla sab par haavi.

03:21Yeh mausam hi aisa hai ke, nazla sab par haavi.

03:25Naak bani rehti hai hafta bhar, daryae raavi.

03:28Wah! Wah! Wah!

03:29Tansah bada achha naak da istamaal ki tahe.

03:32Aap aaj tasabur khanam lage hain, naak ka istamaal uske baad, aap ne kiya itna kya.

03:36Aur mai daryae raavi leke aaye hoon, mai paani ka bhi istamaal leke aaye hoon.

03:40Pyaal rakh rahoon.

03:41Yeh off karo to garmi, pankha on karo to sardhi.

03:45Na t-shirt ab pehni jaaye, na t-shirt utardi.

03:48Cotton pehne toh hai sardhi seene andar khubti.

03:52Mota suit pehne kar nikle toh hai, suiyan chubti.

03:56Aur kambal od ke baahir, taang jo nangi rakhe aksar.

03:59Wah! Wah! Wah!

04:01Jaise heroine lene award chali ho Oscar,

04:04naahin baadal khulkar aaye, naa suraj di chaudar.

04:08Naahin baadal khulkar aaye, naa suraj di chaudar.

04:11Mausam 50-50 hoya, naa idhar naa odhar.

04:15Aur garmi sardhi ne daale hain, ek jagah peh dere.

04:19Is mausam mein aksar doktor ke lagte hain pehre.

04:22Wah! Wah! Wah!

04:24Bahut aala.

04:25Wahi kya baat hai.

04:27In ke shair mein ek labz tha, wo mujhe achha nahi laga.

04:30Kya?

04:31Ke motay kapde pehne, motay kapde pehne hi hain.

04:35Wo yeh nahi tha, motay kapde pehne.

04:40Yaar main bahut bulshahat hai, seri zahanat toh.

04:44Wahi motay kapde.

04:46Phir bhi mota-mota kyun kahe rahe hain?

04:49Un sir, motay ne zahanat hai, yaar kapde maun de.

04:53Mera khayal hai, pawne-bawne bajne wale hain.

04:55Toh aapne kaha tha, main aapko kachua banke dikhaunga.

04:58Ande ho! Ande ho!

05:01Ande ho!

05:02Haan, ban gaya, ban gaya.

05:07Acha ji, humare saath aaj Shehroz maujood hain.

05:09Aur aaj phir ek parody song lekar aaye hain.

05:12Bahut acha likhte hain, khud hi ghaate hain, khud perform karte hain.

05:15Aur sirf music koi aur bajata hai, baaki sab inka hai.

05:18Yeh acha hai.

05:19Aayiye inse ek shandaar sa gaana sunge.

05:21Wah! Wah!

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