6'9" 300lb Wrestler VS. 6'4'' 400lb Repair Man Fighting In A Main Event Tonight... WHO YA GOT?

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Rough N' Rowdy | Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00 (intense music)

00:00 - Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:03 - All right, everybody, it's Large

00:04 from Large Valuable Promotions.

00:06 On behalf of Rough and Rowdy,

00:08 I'm in beautiful North Bergen, New Jersey,

00:10 the home of Jim J. Braddock,

00:12 for those who are fans of the "Cinderella Man" movie.

00:14 Now I'm here to talk to Bruno, El Oso Blanco.

00:17 He's gonna be fighting on the card of Rough and Rowdy

00:19 against a big fat 400 pound guy.

00:21 I'm gonna talk to him about some wrestling.

00:23 I'm gonna talk to him about some boxing.

00:24 We're just gonna mix some stuff up.

00:26 Brother, how are you?

00:27 - What's up, player?

00:27 My man, how are you?

00:28 - We're gonna go in here.

00:30 This is his fitness boxing.

00:31 This is his trainer, Desmond.

00:32 This is an old school boxing place.

00:34 This is a place where boxing is born.

00:36 I can't wait to get in here and chop it up.

00:39 (upbeat music)

00:41 - I need a heater.

00:47 I need a heater, I got a heater.

00:49 (laughing)

00:50 How tall are you?

00:51 - Six nine.

00:52 - Six nine, and you can't teach that.

00:54 All right, so this is actually the second time we're meeting

00:58 but the first time we met,

00:59 I let you down.

01:00 I dragged your giant ass out to Providence, Rhode Island

01:04 for Rough and Rowdy.

01:05 We had it all set up.

01:06 We had a seven foot German to fight you.

01:09 And it was going along as planned.

01:11 We did the weigh in.

01:12 - What are you gonna do?

01:12 You ain't seven foot.

01:14 You ain't seven foot.

01:16 You lying ass motherfucker.

01:17 Go back to Germany, puta.

01:19 (speaking in foreign language)

01:27 - And then something happened overnight.

01:29 Guy caught a little bit of,

01:30 I think what you called the Cuban flu.

01:31 - Cuban flu.

01:32 - Yeah, so he never showed up the next day.

01:33 I don't wanna call the guy a coward,

01:35 but shoe fits wear it.

01:36 - Anybody, any fucking wear it, bro.

01:38 This fucking German drove up from Kentucky

01:40 to piss his fucking pants.

01:42 - So you had to go home without a fight.

01:44 And I promised you that I'd get you a fight

01:46 at the next Rough and Rowdy.

01:47 His name is, he's got a great name.

01:50 He's from Porkville, Maryland.

01:51 - Yeah.

01:52 - Porkville, Maryland. - Porkville.

01:53 - Yeah, his name is Dalton Diesel Konknovich.

01:57 I have nothing against Dalton.

01:58 I'm sure you're about to have something against Dalton,

02:01 but he's a 400 pounder.

02:02 This is gonna look essentially like the number 10, right?

02:05 So how do you feel about going in there against Diesel?

02:07 - I signed up to fight.

02:08 - Right.

02:09 - I don't care how big they are,

02:10 how small they are, how fat they are.

02:12 It doesn't matter to me, I wanna fight.

02:14 That's why I signed up, right?

02:15 - Okay, yeah, absolutely.

02:16 Let's talk about trash talk.

02:18 Dalton Diesel Konknovich.

02:21 When I knock you down,

02:22 I'll hit you in the frickin' life alert for you, all right?

02:24 (engine revving)

02:25 - I'm gonna fucking stomp him on the old pump truck

02:27 and take him down.

02:28 (engine revving)

02:29 - Now that's the whole play for him.

02:32 That you're an older dude.

02:33 How old of a guy are you?

02:34 - I'm 38.

02:34 - You think a 400 pounder at 27's got more in the tank

02:37 than you at 37?

02:38 - The seven footer who was 24 backed out on the fight.

02:41 - And that was the big German.

02:42 That's another question I wanna talk to you.

02:43 You're a big Cuban, very proud Cuban.

02:45 - Very.

02:46 - El Oso Blanco.

02:48 - Yes, sir.

02:48 - The white bear.

02:49 Your favorite sandwich is a Cuban,

02:51 the whole goddamn thing.

02:51 - Sir.

02:52 - Nobody's gonna get you.

02:53 I think you were quoted as saying this,

02:55 that Germans are pussies.

02:58 - Pretty much.

02:58 - Okay, all right, so let's talk about the wrestling thing.

03:01 After Providence, the following week,

03:03 you had had a gig near me, so I brought my whole family.

03:05 - Yeah, I appreciate that.

03:06 - We sat right inside, I thought it was awesome.

03:08 It was just a great night.

03:09 Like an old school feel.

03:10 There was a guy tapping beers and solo cups.

03:12 I will tell you though,

03:14 traditional boxers don't necessarily do well

03:18 in rough and rowdy.

03:19 And part of rough and rowdy is knowing

03:21 that you can get away with some pushes.

03:22 You can get away with a lot more than pushes sometimes.

03:25 - Oh my God!

03:26 - Oh my God!

03:27 - Oh my God!

03:29 - Slams his opponent through the mat.

03:32 - Now, now that for the first time,

03:33 Lord Burns takes control.

03:35 - Oh!

03:36 - What is that?

03:36 - That is a hip toss.

03:37 - No, no, no.

03:38 - That is a complete judo hip toss.

03:39 - Dave, you gotta fight.

03:40 You gotta fight to let them keep fighting.

03:41 - What is that?

03:43 - Oh, he pushed him!

03:44 - Oh my God!

03:45 (laughing)

03:48 - Oh, Dave!

03:49 (laughing)

03:51 - Oh my God!

03:52 (laughing)

03:54 - In the cup, in the cup!

03:58 He's twisted in the cup!

04:00 - Hope you're enjoying the video.

04:03 Stay tuned to see why Large looks like this right now.

04:05 And make sure to get Wicked Tea Pirate Water

04:08 at drinkpiratewater.com, Circle K, Walmart,

04:11 or order on GoPuff.

04:13 Large?

04:13 - I'm sorry.

04:16 Robbie, I gotta be honest.

04:17 I don't recommend you ever getting in with a 6'9" Cuban,

04:20 but if you do, I recommend you bring plenty of Pirate Water.

04:23 - All right, so I talk about the legality

04:26 of rough and rowdy fighting,

04:28 and how you can dance the lines of what's legal

04:30 and what's not in boxing.

04:31 I can tell you, you can't throw anybody into a fucking tree.

04:34 Why would you do that in the first place?

04:36 - He pissed me off.

04:38 - Okay.

04:39 I also have a small promotion company,

04:42 and it's called LVP, Large is Valuable Promotions.

04:44 Very small, stable.

04:46 We started with Amesbury, Daniel Amesbury,

04:49 Diamond Hands.

04:50 - Yes, sir.

04:51 - Tough as nails minor league hockey player.

04:53 Throws haymakers.

04:54 - Also handlebars.

04:56 - Yeah, has no center of gravity

04:57 once you get him off his skates, right?

04:59 I mean, the guy's basically cemented into the ground.

05:02 And then the second guy I have is Joe McGovro,

05:05 who's the black Italian Stein.

05:06 - Yes, sir.

05:07 I actually was in the room with him for the last one.

05:09 We shared a locker together.

05:10 - Yeah, great guy.

05:11 I would love for you to be the third member of that crew,

05:14 Large Valuable Productions.

05:15 There is zero money involved in it.

05:17 I made sure of that because I lost all my money

05:19 in the market, but I would,

05:21 great to have you in the stable.

05:22 Before you say yes or no, you need to know

05:24 there is a competing promoter within the ranks.

05:27 His name is Jersey Jerry.

05:28 He likes to take a lot of low lives though.

05:30 Jersey Jerry is more for these headline guys

05:32 who get suspended quite a bit and stuff.

05:35 So your choice, wanna be part of LVP,

05:37 and what do you have to say to being part

05:38 of Jersey Jerry Promotions?

05:40 - I'd like to, first of all, fuck Jersey Jerry.

05:43 So there's my answer to that one.

05:45 And second of all, I'm surprised

05:47 that you didn't ask me the first time we were together.

05:49 - Well, I didn't get to see you in the ring.

05:50 And I still haven't gotten to see you in the ring.

05:52 - You saw me have a guy shit his pants

05:54 and not show up to the building

05:55 without even throwing a punch.

05:57 - Listen, my wife has a ton of regrets.

05:58 I only have one, and my first regret

06:00 is not signing you the first day.

06:02 And since you're fighting a guy who's smaller than you,

06:04 which I am, and heavier than you, which I am,

06:07 but I'm not 400 pounds, I'm gonna come out here,

06:10 I'm gonna try to give you some tips

06:11 on how to beat up a fat bastard,

06:13 and maybe you can give me an idea

06:14 of what you're gonna do to keep this guy at bay

06:16 and possibly knock him out.

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07:23 - All right, so that's enough of the boxing bullshit.

07:47 So this is El Oso Blanco,

07:48 and they're starting to call me Que So Blanco,

07:51 I don't know what that means.

07:52 But we kind of established,

07:53 oh, this is his fight.

07:54 So we kind of established that boxing,

07:57 he seems to have covered.

07:58 So then is there a wrestling move

08:00 you got in the back of your mind

08:02 that you might use for this guy

08:05 when it goes, or if it goes through?

08:06 - Yeah, I got, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

08:09 Listen, Robert Browning, 24, is gonna be in for my team,

08:12 and De'Ambri wants me to end the fight.

08:14 (crowd groans)

08:18 I think I heard something snap.

08:20 Somebody called my wife, Desmond,

08:21 can you give me an alert on those pirate orders?

08:23 Robert Browning, 24, we're gonna be in West Virginia,

08:26 buyrnr.com, come see El Oso Blanco,

08:29 take on the world.

08:30 Oh, fucking So Bruno.

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