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  • 2/11/2024
Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 Jamis...
00:02 Winston.
00:06 You're from Hueyville, Alabama?
00:09 Hueytown.
00:11 Is it by Hueyburg?
00:12 It's by Bessman.
00:14 Pipe shop, actually. Across the bridge.
00:17 What kind of pipes they selling?
00:19 Steel pipes. It's the, it's the, uh, Iron City.
00:23 What, uh, Iron City of the South.
00:25 And they're selling steel?
00:26 Yeah, steel.
00:28 You ever do anything like that? Steel?
00:30 No, not that I know of.
00:32 I know crab. That's not a crab.
00:35 Clean Balls, why are you dressed as a lobster?
00:37 Because...
00:39 It's a shellfish. It's close to a crab.
00:42 It's a crustacean.
00:42 Yeah.
00:43 Do people always want to talk to you about crabs?
00:46 Yes. They do.
00:48 Does that make you hungry?
00:49 Typically, it's free crab. So, I get full off of it.
00:53 Can someone really feed themselves based on diet alone?
00:57 [Music]
01:04 That's a confusing question.
01:06 What do you eat to stay so tall?
01:07 String beans.
01:09 Really?
01:10 String beans are green beans that look like strings that happen to be beans.
01:16 Which string are you?
01:19 African American.
01:21 Are you ever playing a game on the field and think WWKD?
01:27 Why don't you take a knee?
01:29 You guys were up 41 to 17.
01:31 Yes.
01:33 Would you have listened to your coach's play call if he would have called a better play?
01:37 We were actually called the best play in football.
01:41 Yes.
01:43 And what was that?
01:45 Victory.
01:47 But you didn't run that play, did you?
01:49 We did. We ran it. We ran that play.
01:51 Yes. We did run it. We ran that play.
01:55 So, what are they even mad about?
01:57 You ran the play.
01:59 What's everyone all fussy about?
02:01 Yeah.
02:03 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
02:05 Yes.
02:07 Glynny, are you having a blast?
02:09 A Baja Blast.
02:11 This new segment is called Role Play.
02:13 You cool with that?
02:15 I'm cool with that.
02:17 So, let's role play a situation.
02:19 You be James Winston. I'll play the general manager of the New Orleans Saints.
02:21 I'm the general manager. You're James.
02:23 I'm going to call you in to my office.
02:25 Action.
02:27 Hey, James. Come on in.
02:29 How are you doing, general manager?
02:31 Do you want a drink?
02:33 No, sir.
02:35 Whiskey?
02:37 No, sir.
02:39 I've got someone on the phone I want you to talk to.
02:41 Yes.
02:43 Hello.
02:45 Hey, James. It's Arthur Smith here.
02:47 Hey, coach. How are you doing?
02:49 I just want to let you know that I got fired 30 minutes after that play call.
02:51 I just want to apologize to you.
02:53 That was not my intent.
02:55 It was not to get you fired.
02:57 Oh, James. That's completely fine. I appreciate that.
02:59 I still love you. I'm just hanging out with all the other fired coaches right now.
03:01 I actually have someone else I want to talk to you if that's okay.
03:03 Okay.
03:05 Hey, James. It's Jimbo Fisher.
03:07 What's up, coach? How are you?
03:09 Oh, we're doing good. We're out here in Bora Bora.
03:11 Wow.
03:13 I'm making a million dollars a day.
03:15 Coach, that's amazing.
03:17 Can you please send me some money to my foundation
03:19 just to show your support?
03:21 I'll FedEx it to you. I'm here with Arthur Smith.
03:23 His dad owns FedEx. We're fine.
03:25 Well, coach, that's amazing.
03:27 Please tell Arthur I said hello and y'all enjoy Bora Bora.
03:29 Don't worry about us, brother.
03:31 I'm not.
03:33 All right. See you, James.
03:35 All right. Thanks, coach.
03:37 I like that signal.
03:39 Do you think that you could be a doctor if you wanted to be?
03:43 I feel like I'm already surgical.
03:45 Really?
03:47 Yes.
03:49 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
03:51 Yes. Let's do it.
03:53 This segment's called "I'm Not a Doctor, But..."
03:55 I'm going to give you a medical condition
03:57 and you tell me...
03:59 We know that you're not technically a doctor,
04:01 but you tell us what you would say.
04:03 Okay.
04:05 I broke my arm.
04:07 Okay. Let's get an x-ray.
04:09 Was I supposed to say "but" first?
04:11 "But let's get an x-ray."
04:13 Why'd you say "but"?
04:15 Because I'm not a doctor.
04:17 But you're not a butt doctor.
04:19 Or are you?
04:25 We can move on.
04:27 Yes. Thank you.
04:29 Let's talk about women for a moment.
04:31 Okay.
04:33 Why don't we see more women play NFL quarterback?
04:35 Um...
04:43 I think the position
04:45 just has not evolved
04:47 to that space yet.
04:49 Do you think women could wear pads?
04:51 There are women
04:55 who wear pads.
04:57 Oh, yeah. The lingerie league?
04:59 That's Blooney Ball's favorite league.
05:01 I love that league.
05:03 Speaking of women in football,
05:05 where do you stand on Taylor Swift?
05:07 It's become a huge story this year.
05:09 I think it's pretty cool that
05:11 Miss Kelsey can get Taylor Swift.
05:13 He's the man.
05:15 If I'm going to a sold-out NFL stadium,
05:17 is that really where I want to see Taylor Swift?
05:19 That's what she does.
05:21 Sell-out NFL stadiums.
05:23 What?
05:25 Taylor Swift's great.
05:27 She's great.
05:29 But she's a girly girl.
05:31 Wouldn't you want to see
05:33 one of your big, tough, tight ends
05:35 date someone who's more manly?
05:37 No.
05:39 I would not want to see that.
05:41 Why?
05:43 I mean, I guess, to each his own.
05:45 Blooney, do you have any questions for James Winston?
05:47 What?
05:49 Do you have any questions for James Winston?
05:51 I don't think I do off the top of my head, no.
05:53 How does that make you feel?
05:55 We've had a good time.
05:57 Do you believe in manifesting your own destiny?
05:59 I do.
06:01 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
06:03 Yes.
06:05 This segment is called Manifesting Destiny.
06:07 I'm going to say something, and then you say it back to me.
06:09 All right.
06:11 See if we can manifest destiny.
06:13 I am James Winston.
06:15 I am James Winston.
06:17 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.
06:19 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.
06:21 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.
06:23 I am in the Hall of Fame.
06:25 I am in the Hall of Fame.
06:27 I am the President of the United States.
06:29 I am the President of the United States.
06:31 I am the President of the United States.
06:33 I am brokering
06:35 I am brokering
06:37 world peace.
06:39 I am brokering world peace.
06:41 I am concerned
06:43 the CIA is not happy
06:45 about what I've done
06:47 to the military industrial complex.
06:49 [laughs]
06:51 Golly.
06:53 I am concerned.
06:55 I'm in Dallas.
06:57 I am in Dallas.
06:59 I am riding in my convertible.
07:01 [laughs]
07:03 I didn't have any other lines after that.
07:05 That was where the story ended.
07:07 I figured.
07:09 That was where your destiny ended.
07:11 In Dallas?
07:13 Are you concerned about the CIA for real?
07:15 What the CIA got going on?
07:17 I don't know.
07:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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