Sundae Conversation with Jameis Winston

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2 years ago

Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation

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00:00 Jamis...

00:02 Winston.

00:06 You're from Hueyville, Alabama?

00:09 Hueytown.

00:11 Is it by Hueyburg?

00:12 It's by Bessman.

00:14 Pipe shop, actually. Across the bridge.

00:17 What kind of pipes they selling?

00:19 Steel pipes. It's the, it's the, uh, Iron City.

00:23 What, uh, Iron City of the South.

00:25 And they're selling steel?

00:26 Yeah, steel.

00:28 You ever do anything like that? Steel?

00:30 No, not that I know of.

00:32 I know crab. That's not a crab.

00:35 Clean Balls, why are you dressed as a lobster?

00:37 Because...

00:39 It's a shellfish. It's close to a crab.

00:42 It's a crustacean.

00:42 Yeah.

00:43 Do people always want to talk to you about crabs?

00:46 Yes. They do.

00:48 Does that make you hungry?

00:49 Typically, it's free crab. So, I get full off of it.

00:53 Can someone really feed themselves based on diet alone?

00:57 [Music]

01:04 That's a confusing question.

01:06 What do you eat to stay so tall?

01:07 String beans.

01:09 Really?

01:10 String beans are green beans that look like strings that happen to be beans.

01:16 Which string are you?

01:19 African American.

01:21 Are you ever playing a game on the field and think WWKD?

01:27 Why don't you take a knee?

01:29 You guys were up 41 to 17.

01:31 Yes.

01:33 Would you have listened to your coach's play call if he would have called a better play?

01:37 We were actually called the best play in football.

01:41 Yes.

01:43 And what was that?

01:45 Victory.

01:47 But you didn't run that play, did you?

01:49 We did. We ran it. We ran that play.

01:51 Yes. We did run it. We ran that play.

01:55 So, what are they even mad about?

01:57 You ran the play.

01:59 What's everyone all fussy about?

02:01 Yeah.

02:03 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

02:05 Yes.

02:07 Glynny, are you having a blast?

02:09 A Baja Blast.

02:11 This new segment is called Role Play.

02:13 You cool with that?

02:15 I'm cool with that.

02:17 So, let's role play a situation.

02:19 You be James Winston. I'll play the general manager of the New Orleans Saints.

02:21 I'm the general manager. You're James.

02:23 I'm going to call you in to my office.

02:25 Action.

02:27 Hey, James. Come on in.

02:29 How are you doing, general manager?

02:31 Do you want a drink?

02:33 No, sir.

02:35 Whiskey?

02:37 No, sir.

02:39 I've got someone on the phone I want you to talk to.

02:41 Yes.

02:43 Hello.

02:45 Hey, James. It's Arthur Smith here.

02:47 Hey, coach. How are you doing?

02:49 I just want to let you know that I got fired 30 minutes after that play call.

02:51 I just want to apologize to you.

02:53 That was not my intent.

02:55 It was not to get you fired.

02:57 Oh, James. That's completely fine. I appreciate that.

02:59 I still love you. I'm just hanging out with all the other fired coaches right now.

03:01 I actually have someone else I want to talk to you if that's okay.

03:03 Okay.

03:05 Hey, James. It's Jimbo Fisher.

03:07 What's up, coach? How are you?

03:09 Oh, we're doing good. We're out here in Bora Bora.

03:11 Wow.

03:13 I'm making a million dollars a day.

03:15 Coach, that's amazing.

03:17 Can you please send me some money to my foundation

03:19 just to show your support?

03:21 I'll FedEx it to you. I'm here with Arthur Smith.

03:23 His dad owns FedEx. We're fine.

03:25 Well, coach, that's amazing.

03:27 Please tell Arthur I said hello and y'all enjoy Bora Bora.

03:29 Don't worry about us, brother.

03:31 I'm not.

03:33 All right. See you, James.

03:35 All right. Thanks, coach.

03:37 I like that signal.

03:39 Do you think that you could be a doctor if you wanted to be?

03:43 I feel like I'm already surgical.

03:45 Really?

03:47 Yes.

03:49 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

03:51 Yes. Let's do it.

03:53 This segment's called "I'm Not a Doctor, But..."

03:55 I'm going to give you a medical condition

03:57 and you tell me...

03:59 We know that you're not technically a doctor,

04:01 but you tell us what you would say.

04:03 Okay.

04:05 I broke my arm.

04:07 Okay. Let's get an x-ray.

04:09 Was I supposed to say "but" first?

04:11 "But let's get an x-ray."

04:13 Why'd you say "but"?

04:15 Because I'm not a doctor.

04:17 But you're not a butt doctor.

04:19 Or are you?

04:25 We can move on.

04:27 Yes. Thank you.

04:29 Let's talk about women for a moment.

04:31 Okay.

04:33 Why don't we see more women play NFL quarterback?

04:35 Um...

04:43 I think the position

04:45 just has not evolved

04:47 to that space yet.

04:49 Do you think women could wear pads?

04:51 There are women

04:55 who wear pads.

04:57 Oh, yeah. The lingerie league?

04:59 That's Blooney Ball's favorite league.

05:01 I love that league.

05:03 Speaking of women in football,

05:05 where do you stand on Taylor Swift?

05:07 It's become a huge story this year.

05:09 I think it's pretty cool that

05:11 Miss Kelsey can get Taylor Swift.

05:13 He's the man.

05:15 If I'm going to a sold-out NFL stadium,

05:17 is that really where I want to see Taylor Swift?

05:19 That's what she does.

05:21 Sell-out NFL stadiums.

05:23 What?

05:25 Taylor Swift's great.

05:27 She's great.

05:29 But she's a girly girl.

05:31 Wouldn't you want to see

05:33 one of your big, tough, tight ends

05:35 date someone who's more manly?

05:37 No.

05:39 I would not want to see that.

05:41 Why?

05:43 I mean, I guess, to each his own.

05:45 Blooney, do you have any questions for James Winston?

05:47 What?

05:49 Do you have any questions for James Winston?

05:51 I don't think I do off the top of my head, no.

05:53 How does that make you feel?

05:55 We've had a good time.

05:57 Do you believe in manifesting your own destiny?

05:59 I do.

06:01 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

06:03 Yes.

06:05 This segment is called Manifesting Destiny.

06:07 I'm going to say something, and then you say it back to me.

06:09 All right.

06:11 See if we can manifest destiny.

06:13 I am James Winston.

06:15 I am James Winston.

06:17 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.

06:19 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.

06:21 I am an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback.

06:23 I am in the Hall of Fame.

06:25 I am in the Hall of Fame.

06:27 I am the President of the United States.

06:29 I am the President of the United States.

06:31 I am the President of the United States.

06:33 I am brokering

06:35 I am brokering

06:37 world peace.

06:39 I am brokering world peace.

06:41 I am concerned

06:43 the CIA is not happy

06:45 about what I've done

06:47 to the military industrial complex.

06:49 [laughs]

06:51 Golly.

06:53 I am concerned.

06:55 I'm in Dallas.

06:57 I am in Dallas.

06:59 I am riding in my convertible.

07:01 [laughs]

07:03 I didn't have any other lines after that.

07:05 That was where the story ended.

07:07 I figured.

07:09 That was where your destiny ended.

07:11 In Dallas?

07:13 Are you concerned about the CIA for real?

07:15 What the CIA got going on?

07:17 I don't know.

07:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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