00:00 All rise judge beauty is back beauty fades dumb is forever
00:05 His boss was overspending on beauty. She is wasting company funds on overpriced makeup
00:11 Good makeup is expensive pricey makeup is a scam like couples therapy or boundaries
00:16 You're telling me you need to spend $92 on foundation don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining I confess
00:27 I just wanted to look do we radiant luminous glowy Elfin hot
00:31 Yeah, but this stuff cost a fortune and it isn't even cruelty free
00:34 Gasps I find you guilty of reckless spending and sentence you to $14 glowy skin
00:44 Okay, just wait stop
00:47 So what do I get? Sorry, no makeup can cover up irritating
00:51 That's okay. I don't mind being irritated
00:54 Judge beauty serves eyes lips facts in elf we trust
00:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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