00:00Hello! The bitch is back!
00:03Listen, that means to go to the dry cleaners,
00:05and there's plenty more in my car.
00:06I'm borrowing your maid.
00:08Oh! Is that Norwegian wedding fish?
00:11Who got married?
00:15What? You married the maid?
00:19I'm not the maid.
00:21Claudia, this is Jeannie, my wife.
00:23What?
00:26I would like to take this opportunity
00:29to not be here.
00:34So, you're Claudia?
00:35Yes, his ex.
00:37He didn't murder her.
00:39You barely know each other. Are you even compatible?
00:42In every way.
00:43Beach or pool?
00:45Beach.
00:46I didn't know you liked beaches.
00:48Well, I thought we were saying what the other person liked.
00:50Okay, because I like pools, too.
00:52I don't really like those either. I'm more of a bookstore guy.
00:55Okay, spring or fall?
00:57Spring.
00:58Coffee or tea?
01:00Tea?
01:00Coffee.
01:01Oil or pleasure?
01:03Hey, everybody, just stop.
01:05This is silly.
01:06We are on the same page about all the big things,
01:09and that's all that really matters.
01:10Where are you going to live?
01:12My place.
01:13Okay.
01:14Well, I hope you brought plenty of Norwegian divorce trout,
01:18because we're going to need it.