00:00Cakey complexion?
00:02There will be no Mother Elfing cakes on this Mother Elfing plane.
00:07Now please turn your attention to the cloud skin safety video in your seatback screen.
00:11Thank you for flying Elf Air.
00:13I'm your captain, Megan.
00:17I'm your captain, Megan.
00:19Please ensure your Halo Glow liquid filters are in an upright and angled position for takeoff.
00:24Our Halo Glow powder filter builds coverage, not cabin pressure.
00:28Should we experience a drop in complexion perfection,
00:30complimentary powder puffs will deploy from the upper compartment.
00:34Should we encounter some texture turbulence, don't stress.
00:37Just press.
00:39Okay.
00:40No, we're not losing oxygen.
00:42That's just your skin's imperfections blurring in real time.
00:45Our skin has been cleared for takeoff.
00:47We're boosting our complexion and glowing skyward.
00:51Now sit back, glimmer down, and let's get glowing.
00:56Does anyone know how to fly a plane?
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