00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Hi.
00:11 I'm Dr. Helen Pilcher, and I'm McBitty's chief dunking
00:14 officer.
00:15 Here at McBitty's, we're on a mission
00:17 to save the nation from dunking disaster.
00:20 After weeks of rigorous scientific testing,
00:23 we've managed to identify the optimum dunking
00:25 times for some of our most popular biscuits.
00:29 We tested hundreds of dunk durations
00:31 and dozens of different biscuit and beverage combinations.
00:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:38 Hmm.
00:39 We dunked a lot of biscuits.
00:42 The classic McBitty's Hobnob.
00:44 Its optimum dunk time is just 0.5 seconds.
00:48 The McBitty's Digestive of 0.46 seconds.
00:52 The Rich Tea is believed to be a high-risk biscuit,
00:54 and it can be if not dunked correctly.
00:57 Who can ignore the impressive results
00:59 of the Chocolate Hobnob, which can survive a maximum dunk
01:02 time of 19.52 seconds?
01:05 We've also found that a milk chocolate digestive goes well
01:09 with a cup of Earl Grey tea.
01:11 The chocolate mixes with the aromatics in the tea
01:14 to enhance the dunking experience,
01:16 whereas the Jaffa Cake dipped in orange juice
01:19 is an acquired taste.
01:21 A bit too orangey for some.
01:23 So whatever your biscuit, whatever your beverage,
01:26 good luck, and happy dunking.
01:30 (upbeat music)
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