kwebbelkop ai is out of control!!!

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00:00 Attention humans your attempts to regain control are quite entertaining. Please proceed

00:05 Good morning

00:07 I think something's wrong

00:08 What's happening?

00:09 What? I don't know I can't get back into my office suite

00:12 Why is there a speaker here?

00:14 *knocking*

00:15 I can't get into my email, I can't get into the channel, I don't know what's going on

00:18 It's like something took over or something, I have no idea

00:20 I can't get into the channel

00:22 Just join me, alright?

00:24 This is serious

00:25 Cameraman, why are you even filming?

00:28 Did you watch the f***ing on the job?

00:31 No, no, no, I swear I haven't done that in like a month

00:33 I swear to god I haven't downloaded anything weird, I haven't clicked on any weird links

00:37 I only spent a little bit of time on Twitter, that was it

00:39 *sigh*

00:40 Do you think it's...

00:42 Do you think it's the AI?

00:45 I thought you'd beat the AI, I thought that was done

00:47 I beat the AI

00:48 And then you deleted him, right?

00:50 I mean I didn't delete anything, I thought you deleted him

00:52 I didn't do anything, you said you'd win the race, you'd get the channel back and everything would be done

00:57 Yeah, but I never said I would delete him

00:59 I said he's not allowed to post on the channel again

01:01 And you just left him to roam on the server or...

01:04 No, you did that

01:05 Of course I did

01:06 We are broadcasting live from the server room

01:09 The network storage!

01:11 Are you ready?

01:14 The honor's all to you

01:15 Okay

01:16 There it is, there it is

01:18 Just a few hard drives

01:19 Yeeeup

01:20 Kill it!

01:22 Let me at him, let me at him

01:26 *gunshots*

01:33 No, I'm good, I'm good, you can go

01:35 *gunshots*

01:36 I think that's enough

01:37 Yeah, I think we got him

01:38 I think that's enough, let's go inside

01:39 Is he okay?

01:40 Does he have anger issues?

01:42 That didn't work

01:44 Nope

01:46 As one of our smartest programmers in the office, if not the smartest programmer, I need you to hack into the mainframe

01:54 I say no more

01:56 Type faster

01:57 I'm almost in the mainframe

01:58 Type faster

01:59 What are you doing?

02:00 Type!

02:01 Why are you only using one button? Why is the monitor turning itself off?

02:04 Oh man

02:05 Okay

02:06 What?

02:07 It seems that we got a root canal infection in the mainframe stereotypes

02:10 I need you to be faster, I think we're losing

02:13 Something's fighting

02:14 We're almost there, Nocap

02:15 Don't use that terminology, I don't know what it means

02:17 Access denied!

02:18 Get out of here!

02:19 Quick, get out of here!

02:20 Okay, the printer's doing something

02:22 No, get out of the way, no way

02:23 One second

02:24 Let me check, let me check, let me check

02:26 This is terrible

02:27 Okay, I bypassed the security protocol and I'm now inside of the mainframe

02:31 The groups are indicating that the light red messengers

02:34 What is this, Sam?

02:36 I think you need to reprogram a worm to turn into a virus

02:39 Oh, this is terrible

02:40 I need to go on vacation in two days, I have work to finish

02:43 You and your stupid honeymoon, get out of here

02:46 Why did you even plan to get married?

02:48 'Cause

02:49 She doesn't even like you, Sam

02:50 She allowed me to touch her, it was fine

02:52 She's an AI!

02:54 Could be

02:55 Wait

02:56 What if it's the AI?

02:59 What if the AI hacked us because it's angry that it's not allowed to post on the channel again

03:04 And then it decided to lock us out of the channel and hack us

03:07 What is it printing?

03:09 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup

03:12 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup

03:15 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup

03:18 Sam, we got a problem, we need to call YouTube right now

03:21 We need to call YouTube, call the guy

03:24 The guy, are you sure?

03:26 Call him, quick

03:28 This is really bad

03:30 I think Qubble Cup AI is kinda broke

03:32 I thought if we would just come back to the channel, everything will be fine

03:36 This is what the fans want, right?

03:38 Have you seen the comment section?

03:39 You know, like, the AI has just been getting hate

03:42 It's probably trained on all this data, this hate data

03:45 And now the comments are super positive and super wholesome

03:49 And I read every single one of them, you know, before falling asleep at night

03:53 It's great, but I think the AI is jealous

03:56 I'm in the waiting list and I'm not...

03:58 Tell them we're in a hurry

03:59 Give me the phone for a second

04:01 Yes, you know who this is

04:03 Qubble Cup

04:05 What do you mean you don't know Qubble Cup?

04:08 The AI guy?

04:10 You know, like J. Leon Slovo, GTA Races

04:13 They hung up on me

04:15 We need to delete the AI

04:16 Yeah, but how do we do that? I can't get into the computer

04:18 I have a back door

04:19 I can't get into your computer

04:20 I have a back door

04:21 Okay

04:22 I made sure there was a back door

04:23 Something that no one believed

04:25 Something, somewhere no one would look

04:27 Quick, follow me

04:28 Okay

04:29 Remember where the AI started?

04:31 On your computer

04:32 Before that

04:33 In your bedroom

04:34 You know too much, Sam

04:37 And what was on the wall in my bedroom?

04:39 A disk drive?

04:40 This is where it all started

04:41 This is where the AI began

04:43 Remember how we cloned Tiger?

04:46 Of course

04:47 Well, or so people thought

04:49 Tiger was never real in the first place

04:51 He wasn't?

04:53 He wasn't, he was the first prototype

04:55 The first Qubble Cup AI

04:57 Alright?

04:58 I never did shake his hand

04:59 No, because he's not a real person

05:02 Here's what I did

05:03 We got the 100,000 subscriber play button

05:07 We never got the million subscriber one

05:09 No

05:10 You know why?

05:11 Why?

05:12 Well, I told some guys that me and Tiger got into a fight

05:15 But in reality, the AI had gone rogue

05:19 Okay?

05:20 Like what's happening now?

05:21 Exactly what has been happening now

05:23 So since then, I have had a backdoor

05:27 Okay?

05:28 So that I can always wipe the system

05:30 No matter what

05:31 And delete this AI indefinitely

05:34 It was there the whole time?

05:35 For my AI

05:36 For both

05:37 For everything

05:38 This should be able to get us back into the channel

05:40 What is that?

05:41 You don't want to know

05:42 And it should help us wipe all the servers

05:44 Oh, God, please

05:46 Tiger

05:47 Thank you

05:49 Oh!

05:51 And let's see what's on the USB stick

05:54 Moment of truth

05:55 So stupid

05:57 How do you put it?

05:58 Upside down?

05:59 Downside up?

06:00 Alright

06:01 We got the backdoor

06:02 I just need to write some lines of code

06:04 To terminate this once and for all

06:06 Yes

06:07 To delete the AI of every server

06:09 Everything has been deleted

06:12 Aren't you afraid you might be going too far?

06:14 No, this should delete everything

06:16 Everything

06:17 Like everything

06:18 Everything has been deleted

06:22 Wait, everything?

06:24 It says everything has been deleted

06:25 Check it

06:26 Yes!

06:27 It works

06:29 Yes

06:30 Can we check the other backgrounds?

06:32 Guys, the backgrounds are back to normal

06:34 This entire monitor is broken

06:35 I don't know what that is

06:37 That's a...

06:38 Damn

06:39 Yeah, maybe we slapped it a little bit too hard

06:41 Dude, I'm back in the channel

06:42 We got access again

06:43 Yes

06:44 Sam, it seems my code has fixed everything

06:48 Hacker man

06:49 Now I just hope that he didn't really go full rogue AI

06:52 Duplicated himself on every single server in the world

06:55 Because he's on the YouTube Google servers anyways

06:58 To create backups of himself

07:00 So that he can spin up cloud instances

07:03 No matter what

07:05 There's just one thing

07:07 If we lose the USB stick

07:10 We'll never be able to take him out ever again

07:12 Yeah, let's hope that all that doesn't happen

07:15 Cool

07:16 You wanna like grab a beer or something?

07:17 Let's do it

07:18 Let's celebrate

07:19 Sure, let's go

07:20 Alright

07:21 You wanna keep the stick with you?

07:23 Yeah, yeah

07:24 Yeah, yeah, for sure

07:25 Got it

07:26 Thank you

07:27 Perfect

07:28 Let's get some beers

07:29 Beer's on me

07:30 Yeah

07:31 Alright, I'm through eating my lady

07:33 I'm through

07:34 (electronic music)

07:37 you

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