00:00 (glass shatters)
00:02 It's good.
00:07 It's good.
00:08 Hey!
00:11 I thought you were looking for any
00:13 last minute gift ideas for me.
00:15 I have one.
00:17 Frank Shirley, my boss, here tonight.
00:21 And I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber
00:25 over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people.
00:27 And I want him brought right here
00:29 with a big ribbon on his head.
00:31 And I want to look him straight in the eye
00:33 and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying,
00:35 no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife,
00:37 snake-licking, dirty, eating inbred overstuffed,
00:40 ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing,
00:43 brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,
00:45 fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-lipped,
00:48 worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
00:51 Hallelujah!
00:52 Holy shit!
00:53 Where's the towel and all?
00:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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