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El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [Music]
00:09 [Speaking in Spanish]
00:11 Alright, Black Friday Pizza Review. We are at Pumarela in Miami.
00:16 It's actually a place that's very close to where I live. I've heard it's good. I've never tried it.
00:21 Primarily because it's Neapolitan. So it's like, you know me with Neapolitan.
00:26 But I gotta do a review. It's Black Friday. Is everything alright?
00:29 Now when I called, and it looks like they had a bunch of different locations.
00:33 Boca Raton, Coral Gables, Midtown. So Ibiza? Ibiza? Party City? Barcelona? Ibiza?
00:42 Anyways, I need an interview. It's Black Friday. Here's what we got in there.
00:47 I'm getting distracted. I don't know if Pumarela has to do with the Fiat thing.
00:51 Because they have the Fiat car everywhere. 20% off the entire store.
00:55 These hats from the Pizza Festival and store. Obviously Dragon Pizza.
01:01 Watch my mouth, mom. But this guy's a piece of shit.
01:03 This is on. And then we got the One Bite T-shirt.
01:09 Which has some of the famous characters. Plastique Machine.
01:14 Plastique Machine. Are you okay? What? Plastique Machine.
01:19 Again, Dragon Asshole. Can we be a little clearer? Move on. Don't stand in front of my business.
01:24 Let me be clear. Get the fuck out of the front of my business.
01:28 This guy would call me ugly. One Bite, you're ugly.
01:31 One Bite, you're fucking ugly, by the way.
01:33 Purely Patricia, who we love. I got sauce all over me. I love sauce. Here.
01:39 And how's he pulling that? And don't forget to give it to a crack addict.
01:43 How's he pulling that? How's he pulling that? Is it hooked?
01:49 All this 20% off. And also, we set the same goal. Every year we sell more merch.
01:55 This year, what I did, I said, I just want to get the same amount.
01:58 Every dollar over our goal is going to producers, social, Austin, even though it's my mom.
02:03 Maybe you'll get a cut. The people behind the scenes.
02:06 So Pumarola, One Bite, everybody knows the rules. I don't know which is which.
02:09 That looks American. Yeah, all right. So you know what?
02:12 They said when I called, do you want American or the Margarita?
02:16 This. Good job, Mom. Moving the feet. That is a 6'8". I'm not even going to try it.
02:23 It looks like a very good Neapolitan. Neapolitan, not my jam.
02:27 We good? So I'm going to give the American a shot here because it's so much more my style.
02:35 It still feels Neapolitan. So I'm not sure of the difference.
02:39 It's very hot. Sorry, Mom, you have to see this. It's an ugly way to cut it.
02:48 Pizza's very hot. This is still Neapolitan. I can tell by the bottom.
02:51 It looks more American, but I still think this is going to taste like a Neapolitan.
02:55 One Bite, everybody knows the rules. 20% off. Support the little people.
02:59 Black Friday. I appreciate all the support. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go.
03:03 Okay. I like this more than Neapolitan. Still a little floppy, but I like this more.
03:17 I'm going to go... Good.
03:39 7.2. The only reason is 220% off the store. Buy, buy, buy. Black Friday. Happy Thanksgiving.
03:46 That's review. Thank you, Mom.
03:53 Oh. Good job.
03:56 (clapping)
04:01 (whooshing)
04:03 (whooshing)
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