Barstool Pizza Review - Artisan Pizza Cafe (Columbus, OH) - video Dailymotion

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00:00all right pizza review time first of all let me get this out of here

00:24all right pizza review time um artisan pizza cafe we're in columbus i just happened to see

00:34maybe somebody sent me a little like instagram reel like this is the best kept secret in columbus

00:40after i post this video there's gonna be a line down the corner you're not gonna be able to get

00:45in there i can't even describe how incredible this completely unknown pizza shop is in columbus

00:52ohio this is artisan pizza cafe a brand new three week old pizza joint that is about to be slammed

00:59after this video gets uploaded so we're calling calling can't get through finally get through

01:04try to order a pizza they're like we don't even know how to take orders yet we can't even take an

01:09order we've only been open like a week and a half but there's nobody here the place is dead empty

01:16i walk in and and it's a husband and a wife the wife lived a little bit in italy cutest lady ever

01:26she's like i hope you like it i hope you like it you taught yourself how to make pizza

01:30the pizza she said she want crispy that's a little too crispy maybe but the pizza overall looks really

01:58really good one bite everybody knows the rules

02:09i think it's good i think it's gonna be an eight one

02:16we love you thank you welcome to columbus do you love it what is it good what's the score i think this is gonna be an eight one

02:24That kind of scared the piss out of me.

02:28We love you! Thank you.

02:30Welcome to Columbus!

02:32Do you love it?

02:34What's the score?

02:36I think that's going to be an 8-1.

02:40The duality of man.

02:42Fuck you! Fuck Michigan!

02:44I love you!

02:46I gave the score away.

02:48Wow!

02:50This is an 8-1 pizza often.

02:54Now here's the problem.

03:00They can't keep up with it.

03:02I asked them, I said, what happens if there's a line

03:04of 10 people here?

03:06Meaning, like, how long would it take for the 10th person

03:08in line to get the pizza?

03:10Because I was worried if it...

03:12I mean, I was worried it would be really good,

03:14and it is really good.

03:16They didn't even understand the question.

03:20They're like, don't worry.

03:22Your pizza will be out soon.

03:24Everything is slow and by hand.

03:26I said, how many pizzas can you make a day?

03:28I don't think they understood the question.

03:30She wants to hire more people.

03:34We have to go talk to them.

03:36We have to go talk to them.

03:38To try to explain if I give an 8-1.

03:42And maybe the heart strings.

03:44I like the lady of the couple so much.

03:46Maybe it went up a little bit.

03:48Because it is a little burn.

03:50But it's a legit 8-1.

03:52She asked me.

04:04She said, do you want crispy?

04:05I said, yes.

04:06I think that...

04:08I think the pizza is really, really good.

04:22I think the pizza is really, really good.

04:24Now here's my question for you guys.

04:26So we put our reviews on the internet.

04:30I humbly say this.

04:32I'm the biggest pizza reviewer in the world.

04:34So a lot of people are going to come.

04:39So how are you going to deal with that?

04:41I'm going to have a lady that I have in mind.

04:44That she's going to work for me.

04:47Because you could have like a line around the corner.

04:49I'll knock it out.

04:50I'll have two all in there.

04:52Crop on each other.

04:53We're going to have to get a big sign.

04:55Be patient.

04:56I will.

04:57Because it's very good.

04:58So I'm giving you guys a big sign.

04:59You like it?

05:00Yes.

05:01The only thing I always said is...

05:03Because you asked me if I like the crispy.

05:05It got a little well done.

05:06But I love the pizza.

05:09Everyone asks me always...

05:11I always ask them how they want it.

05:13Yeah, you do it, yes.

05:15No, the pizza is great.

05:16You can tell the ingredients are all super fresh.

05:18Like I said, the only thing it got a little...

05:21Because I think you put it in longer for me.

05:23But I can tell it's great pizza.

05:27But I'm worried about how many people are going to show up to try to eat your pizza.

05:31Don't worry.

05:32I'll take care of it.

05:33I'll do my best.

05:34Alright.

05:36Be patient in the review.

05:38Be patient in the review and you cannot call in orders right now.

05:41Yeah, no.

05:42Because we don't have the system.

05:44We can't afford it.

05:45That may change.

05:47So you're going to have to show up in person and you're going to have to be patient.

05:50That is my advice if you want this pizza.

05:52This is very good.

05:53I have all my basil growing in front of me.

05:56That's the basil you use.

05:57Yeah.

05:58It's great.

05:59You can tell the ingredients are great.

06:02So congratulations.

06:04We take a lot of pride.

06:06You can tell.

06:07My wife is very passionate.

06:08I can tell.

06:09We're going to check back in and see how you guys do if you get crowds.

06:15Be patient.

06:16I can't...

06:17I almost...

06:18Be patient.

06:19But it's very good.

06:20Thank you so much.

06:21Take care.

06:22Have a good night.

06:23Thank you so much.

06:24Nice take from Andrew.

06:26You're coming all the way.

06:27Yeah.

06:28Congratulations.

06:30You're coming all the way.

06:31Yeah.

06:32Congratulations.

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