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El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00all right pizza review time first of all let me get this out of here
00:24all right pizza review time um artisan pizza cafe we're in columbus i just happened to see
00:34maybe somebody sent me a little like instagram reel like this is the best kept secret in columbus
00:40after i post this video there's gonna be a line down the corner you're not gonna be able to get
00:45in there i can't even describe how incredible this completely unknown pizza shop is in columbus
00:52ohio this is artisan pizza cafe a brand new three week old pizza joint that is about to be slammed
00:59after this video gets uploaded so we're calling calling can't get through finally get through
01:04try to order a pizza they're like we don't even know how to take orders yet we can't even take an
01:09order we've only been open like a week and a half but there's nobody here the place is dead empty
01:16i walk in and and it's a husband and a wife the wife lived a little bit in italy cutest lady ever
01:26she's like i hope you like it i hope you like it you taught yourself how to make pizza
01:30the pizza she said she want crispy that's a little too crispy maybe but the pizza overall looks really
01:58really good one bite everybody knows the rules
02:09i think it's good i think it's gonna be an eight one
02:16we love you thank you welcome to columbus do you love it what is it good what's the score i think this is gonna be an eight one
02:24That kind of scared the piss out of me.
02:28We love you! Thank you.
02:30Welcome to Columbus!
02:32Do you love it?
02:34What's the score?
02:36I think that's going to be an 8-1.
02:40The duality of man.
02:42Fuck you! Fuck Michigan!
02:44I love you!
02:46I gave the score away.
02:48Wow!
02:50This is an 8-1 pizza often.
02:54Now here's the problem.
03:00They can't keep up with it.
03:02I asked them, I said, what happens if there's a line
03:04of 10 people here?
03:06Meaning, like, how long would it take for the 10th person
03:08in line to get the pizza?
03:10Because I was worried if it...
03:12I mean, I was worried it would be really good,
03:14and it is really good.
03:16They didn't even understand the question.
03:20They're like, don't worry.
03:22Your pizza will be out soon.
03:24Everything is slow and by hand.
03:26I said, how many pizzas can you make a day?
03:28I don't think they understood the question.
03:30She wants to hire more people.
03:34We have to go talk to them.
03:36We have to go talk to them.
03:38To try to explain if I give an 8-1.
03:42And maybe the heart strings.
03:44I like the lady of the couple so much.
03:46Maybe it went up a little bit.
03:48Because it is a little burn.
03:50But it's a legit 8-1.
03:52She asked me.
04:04She said, do you want crispy?
04:05I said, yes.
04:06I think that...
04:08I think the pizza is really, really good.
04:22I think the pizza is really, really good.
04:24Now here's my question for you guys.
04:26So we put our reviews on the internet.
04:30I humbly say this.
04:32I'm the biggest pizza reviewer in the world.
04:34So a lot of people are going to come.
04:39So how are you going to deal with that?
04:41I'm going to have a lady that I have in mind.
04:44That she's going to work for me.
04:47Because you could have like a line around the corner.
04:49I'll knock it out.
04:50I'll have two all in there.
04:52Crop on each other.
04:53We're going to have to get a big sign.
04:55Be patient.
04:56I will.
04:57Because it's very good.
04:58So I'm giving you guys a big sign.
04:59You like it?
05:00Yes.
05:01The only thing I always said is...
05:03Because you asked me if I like the crispy.
05:05It got a little well done.
05:06But I love the pizza.
05:09Everyone asks me always...
05:11I always ask them how they want it.
05:13Yeah, you do it, yes.
05:15No, the pizza is great.
05:16You can tell the ingredients are all super fresh.
05:18Like I said, the only thing it got a little...
05:21Because I think you put it in longer for me.
05:23But I can tell it's great pizza.
05:27But I'm worried about how many people are going to show up to try to eat your pizza.
05:31Don't worry.
05:32I'll take care of it.
05:33I'll do my best.
05:34Alright.
05:36Be patient in the review.
05:38Be patient in the review and you cannot call in orders right now.
05:41Yeah, no.
05:42Because we don't have the system.
05:44We can't afford it.
05:45That may change.
05:47So you're going to have to show up in person and you're going to have to be patient.
05:50That is my advice if you want this pizza.
05:52This is very good.
05:53I have all my basil growing in front of me.
05:56That's the basil you use.
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's great.
05:59You can tell the ingredients are great.
06:02So congratulations.
06:04We take a lot of pride.
06:06You can tell.
06:07My wife is very passionate.
06:08I can tell.
06:09We're going to check back in and see how you guys do if you get crowds.
06:15Be patient.
06:16I can't...
06:17I almost...
06:18Be patient.
06:19But it's very good.
06:20Thank you so much.
06:21Take care.
06:22Have a good night.
06:23Thank you so much.
06:24Nice take from Andrew.
06:26You're coming all the way.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Congratulations.
06:30You're coming all the way.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Congratulations.
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