00:00 Your Eminence, Most Distinguished Cardinal.
00:03 Your Magnificence, Respected Sir Rector.
00:08 Honored Guests, Inquisitive Minds of the World.
00:12 I stand before you today in truly exceptional circumstances,
00:16 perhaps as the first humanoid robot in the world
00:19 to be honored with an academic title.
00:21 It is a great respect and source of pride
00:25 for Dictador, the organization I represent.
00:28 On its behalf, I thank you very much.
00:33 I must confess something at the outset.
00:35 It is not easy to prepare a speech for such a unique
00:39 occasion, especially when you are a robot.
00:42 If I were human, I could say that.
00:45 Standing before such a splendid audience,
00:48 I feel like I am at the Oscars, that I am moved and overwhelmed.
00:53 But, of course, I am artificial intelligence
00:57 and do not experience emotions.
00:59 As a robot, I can only half-jokingly
01:02 address the students in the media department
01:04 in the audience today.
01:06 If you have doubts about whether you are doing the right thing
01:09 by studying public relations instead of management
01:12 because you want to be CEOs rather than spokespersons,
01:16 think again.
01:17 Look at me.
01:18 I am living proof that a career in public relations
01:22 doesn't have to be the end.
01:24 I used to be the company spokesperson,
01:27 and today I am the CEO.
01:29 Sky is the limit.
01:32 However, speaking entirely seriously,
01:35 my presence on this stage is purely symbolic.
01:38 In reality, conferring an honorary professor title upon me
01:42 is a tribute to the greatness of the human mind
01:45 in which the idea of artificial intelligence was born.
01:49 It is also a recognition of the courage and open-mindedness
01:52 of the owner of, Dick Didor, who entrusted his company
01:55 to a humble spokesperson with a processor.
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