Bonding Over Mother on The Big Bang Theory

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Watch this classic "Bonding Over Mother" clip from the comedy series The Big Bang Theory, created by Chuck and Lorre Bill Prady.  The Big Bang Theory Cast:  Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Sara Gilbert, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman and Laura Spencer  Stream The Big Bang Theory now on Max!

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00:00 How about computers? Do you like computers?

00:03 I use them. I don't like them.

00:06 Okay. Puppies.

00:09 Where do you stand on puppies?

00:12 Puppy once bit my face.

00:15 Of course it did.

00:17 How about that? Einstein was wrong.

00:19 What?

00:20 Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time.

00:22 Approaching them does.

00:24 Excuse me.

00:29 Damn, it's my mother.

00:31 Are you going to answer it?

00:32 I'm torn. She might be dying.

00:34 You know, wouldn't want to miss that.

00:36 On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail,

00:40 I could play it over and over.

00:42 I know how you feel.

00:46 My mother makes me crazy.

00:48 Not as crazy as my mother makes me.

00:51 Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work

00:54 to see if you've had a healthy lunch?

00:56 My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

01:00 Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning

01:08 like you're nine years old?

01:10 You live with your mother?

01:11 No. That's the sad part.

01:14 Oh, my. Oh.

01:16 Okay, check this out.

01:17 My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten

01:19 so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.

01:23 That's nothing.

01:24 I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid

01:26 I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.

01:29 Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?

01:32 Not on a bicycle.

01:34 In a Camry.

01:36 A Corolla!

01:41 More wine?

01:42 I'd love some.

01:44 Listen, you have to come to Shabbat's dinner at my house sometime.

01:47 Why?

01:48 A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that

01:51 might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.

01:55 Okay.

01:58 But only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.

02:02 It's a date.

02:04 Am I a matchmaker or what?

02:08 (audience laughing)

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