00:00 Sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out about something,
00:02 I go out and buy a cute top or a fun skirt
00:05 and I have a whole new outlook on life.
00:07 - Don't you eventually realize
00:09 you're just the same stressed out person
00:11 in a cute top or a fun skirt?
00:12 - Yeah, that's when I buy shoes.
00:15 Now let's see what we've got.
00:18 Ooh, this is nice.
00:22 - It's only one color.
00:23 - Yes, so?
00:26 - That's a lot of money for only one color.
00:30 - Fine, why don't you pick out what you like?
00:32 - Hmm.
00:34 This is pretty sharp.
00:37 - No, you're wrong.
00:45 - This is great.
00:49 I had a suit like this when I was six.
00:57 - Okay, I think we have a winner.
00:59 (audience laughing)
01:01 - Where the hell did you find that?
01:03 - In the prom department.
01:04 - It's ridiculous.
01:07 - Says the former member of the Corn Queens Court.
01:10 - Please just try this one on.
01:14 - Okay, and anything I put on now
01:16 is only gonna suffer in comparison.
01:18 (audience cheering)
01:26 This is absurd, I look like a clown.
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