00:00 [ Laughter ]
00:02 -What's wrong?
00:03 -Well, remember the Soyuz capsule
00:05 they were sending to bring us home?
00:07 -Uh-huh. -It's delayed.
00:09 We're gonna be here at least another week,
00:10 maybe 10 days. It's the Russians, so you don't know.
00:13 [ Laughter ]
00:17 They left dogs up here on the sixth day.
00:20 [ Laughter ]
00:23 -Come on, Howard. No one's leaving you up there.
00:25 -I don't know how much longer I can take this.
00:27 I can't sleep, and zero gravity is giving me crazy acid reflux.
00:33 I'm down to my last three tums.
00:35 [ Laughter ]
00:37 -You're gonna be fine.
00:39 You survived that "Waywatchers" cruise with your mom.
00:41 [ Laughter ]
00:43 And they ran out of low-fat ice cream on day two.
00:46 [ Laughter ]
00:48 Just calm down and take a few deep breaths.
00:51 -Okay, okay. [ Breathing heavily ]
00:55 What am I doing? I'm using up all the oxygen.
00:57 [ Inhales deeply ]
00:58 [ Laughter ]
01:02 If I die, promise you'll never have sex with another man.
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