Howard Sings to Bernadette on The Big Bang Theory

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00:00 [thunder rumbling]

00:02 [footsteps approaching]

00:05 - Oh, my God, Bernie.

00:07 What happened?

00:08 - Well, let's just say the next time you move

00:10 a dozen vials of raccoon virus to the fridge,

00:12 make two trips.

00:14 [audience laughter]

00:16 - You're sure you're okay?

00:17 - Yeah, it's just a precaution.

00:18 If there was a problem, I'd be throwing up

00:20 out of my eyeballs by now.

00:22 [audience laughter]

00:24 Sorry I messed up our date.

00:25 - Oh, don't worry about it.

00:27 I brought the date here.

00:29 Guys, come on in.

00:31 - What's all this?

00:33 - Well, tonight is the anniversary of our first date,

00:36 and I wanted to celebrate it by writing a song for you.

00:40 - Really?

00:41 - Sheldon, get over here.

00:44 She might be contagious.

00:47 Don't you think I'm having a rough enough day?

00:50 - Sheldon!

00:52 [door slams]

00:53 [audience laughter]

00:57 [audience laughter]

01:00 [piano music]

01:03 - ♪ If I didn't have you, life would be blue ♪

01:06 ♪ I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS ♪

01:09 - Is it me, or does she not look so good?

01:11 - Shh!

01:13 ♪ A candle without a wick, a Watson without a crick ♪

01:16 ♪ I'd be one of my outfits without a dickie ♪

01:19 ♪ I'd be cheese without the Mac ♪

01:21 ♪ Jobs without the Wozniak ♪

01:23 ♪ I'd be solving exponential equations ♪

01:25 ♪ Spaces not found on your calculator ♪

01:26 ♪ Making it much harder to crack ♪

01:29 ♪ I'd be an atom without a bomb ♪

01:31 ♪ A dot without the com ♪

01:33 ♪ And I'd probably still live with my mom ♪

01:36 - ♪ And he'd probably still live with his mom ♪

01:40 - ♪ Ever since I met you, you turned my world around ♪

01:43 ♪ You supported all my dreams and all my hopes ♪

01:46 ♪ You're like uranium-235, and I'm uranium-238 ♪

01:50 ♪ You're like the most inseparable isotopes ♪

01:57 ♪ I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get ♪

02:03 ♪ From the moment that I met you ♪

02:06 Bernadette.

02:08 - [gasps]

02:09 - ♪ If I didn't have you, life would be dreary ♪

02:13 ♪ I'd be string theory without any string ♪

02:16 ♪ I'd be binary code without a 1 ♪

02:17 ♪ A cathode ray tube without an electron gun ♪

02:19 ♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy, and Avengers without Joss Whedon ♪

02:22 ♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon ♪

02:24 ♪ Kalak-Nekt-Kak-Jaj-Vom ♪

02:27 - ♪ And he'd definitely still live with his mom ♪

02:31 - ♪ Ever since I met you, you turned my world around ♪

02:35 ♪ You're my best friend and my lover ♪

02:38 ♪ We're like changing electric and magnetic fields ♪

02:42 ♪ You can't have one ♪

02:45 ♪ Without the other ♪

02:49 ♪ I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get ♪

02:55 ♪ From the moment that I met you ♪

02:58 Bernadette.

03:01 ♪ Oh, we couldn't have imagined ♪

03:05 ♪ How good our lives would get ♪

03:08 ♪ From the moment that we met you, Bernadette ♪

03:15 [bell dings]

03:16 [cheers and applause]

03:19 - Oh, you know, it's amazing.

03:24 Look, I'm shaking.

03:25 - Oh, she's sick. I knew it. Bye.

03:28 [laughter]

03:31 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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