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00:01 - You ready, you scumbag?
00:02 (laughs)
00:03 - Fucking scumbag.
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01:31 All right, first topic.
01:33 This is, Clemmers said it's the top five day of the year.
01:37 It is--
01:38 - Oh, did he really say that?
01:39 - Yep.
01:40 MLB trade deadline ends tonight at 6 p.m.
01:44 - What are his other four?
01:45 - Christmas, Thanksgiving.
01:47 - Can we get him to come over here and rank them?
01:50 Clemmer, what are your top five days of the year?
01:53 We need the top five.
01:54 If MLB trade deadline is number five,
01:56 what are the other four?
01:58 - Got opening day.
02:00 - Opening day.
02:02 - Hall of Fame announcement in January.
02:04 - Do they all have to do with baseball?
02:05 - Well, those are my three baseball ones.
02:08 And then I'll throw in my anniversary.
02:11 It's always a good thing, right?
02:13 And then--
02:14 - Some brownie points.
02:15 What day is the anniversary?
02:17 - January 25th.
02:18 - Congratulations.
02:19 - Thank you.
02:20 - Tested him on that.
02:21 - And I got it, how about that, right?
02:22 And the fifth, I'll say the Super Bowl.
02:26 How about that, Marty Mush?
02:27 (laughing)
02:28 The Super Bowl.
02:29 - Why don't you give the John Mulaney--
02:30 - Thank you, thank you.
02:31 - A couple of weeks ago, we were talking,
02:33 wait, Clemmer, one sec.
02:34 We were talking, I was like,
02:36 we were talking like favorite places to go.
02:38 I was like, I fucking loved London.
02:40 Like, I really loved London.
02:41 And he goes, I really love the Plac Room at Cooperstown.
02:45 Like, I can go there every day.
02:47 - I have two favorite rooms.
02:49 The Plac Room at Cooperstown is amazing
02:50 and a comedy cellar.
02:51 They're my two favorite rooms to be in.
02:53 - The comedy cellar, is that more of a recent one
02:55 since you moved to New York?
02:56 - No, I lived in New York before in 2012
02:58 and I go all the time.
02:59 So, a comedy cellar is awesome.
03:00 And then the Plac Room, the two best rooms in the world.
03:02 - How big is the Plac Room, huge?
03:04 - Oh, it's big, yeah, it's big.
03:05 Oh, it's like, yeah, it's the size of this, I think,
03:10 even maybe even bigger.
03:11 Like, if you took this whole room, it's big.
03:13 You've got to go, you haven't been, it's incredible.
03:15 Oh, they have, every Plac is there.
03:17 They do it by year.
03:18 - I'd love to go with you one day.
03:19 I feel like having you as like the tour guide is like--
03:21 - It's a voice trip to Cooperstown.
03:22 - It's like having like a VIP tour guide at Disney.
03:24 - I would love it.
03:25 They have a great hotel.
03:26 The Swago Hotel is incredible.
03:28 That's where the players stay when they get inducted.
03:28 - All right, no free ads, no free ads.
03:30 - It's an awesome experience.
03:32 - Riding this squad in Cooperstown means forever.
03:34 - We're bringing the fucking bro show back.
03:37 - This is the new bro show right here.
03:39 - I will gladly go to Cooperstown.
03:40 - I love Cooperstown so much,
03:42 I'd even go with Marty Mush.
03:43 That's how much I love Cooperstown.
03:44 - I think I'd really, really--
03:46 - You going to Cooperstown with us?
03:47 - I would love to.
03:47 - We'd have fun, right?
03:49 - I went one time when I was like 15.
03:51 I don't really remember much of it.
03:52 I would like to go again.
03:53 - That's when I went.
03:54 - 15, that's before you start remembering.
03:56 - What's the highlight of the trip?
03:57 What's our big thing?
03:59 - The Plac Room.
04:00 - The Plac Room is the greatest thing.
04:01 - Outside of that.
04:02 - He doesn't have--
04:02 - The little shops.
04:03 - He doesn't like eating and stuff,
04:05 so it's not like he has good food.
04:07 - No, no, I like going to good restaurants.
04:09 No, like they have this downtown,
04:11 like a very New England, Norman Rockwell downtown,
04:14 and they have all these great little baseball shops.
04:16 You can go in, you can find cool stuff to buy.
04:18 It's awesome.
04:18 The whole thing is incredible.
04:20 You spend a weekend in Cooperstown,
04:21 best weekend you have all year.
04:22 - This is the--
04:23 - The four of us are gonna do it.
04:24 We're gonna bring back the bro show.
04:24 - I would do it.
04:25 - The town of Cooperstown should hire you
04:27 as their travel guy.
04:28 - Yeah.
04:29 - I would love that.
04:30 - Yeah.
04:30 - Maybe that's what I'll do.
04:31 - You're really making it sound fun.
04:32 I would love to go.
04:33 - It's incredible.
04:34 Go to Cooperstown.
04:35 It's the best.
04:35 - What's the top thing they have in the Hall of Fame, though?
04:36 - The Plac Room.
04:37 - The Plac Room.
04:38 - What is the top--
04:39 - What is that?
04:40 - They have--
04:40 - What if when we walk in, you're gonna be like,
04:41 "Oh, this is gonna be cool."
04:42 - The fucking plaques of the Hall.
04:44 - The plaques weren't in the actual games.
04:46 (laughing)
04:47 - They have all the World Series rings.
04:50 That's pretty cool.
04:50 Of every single year, you can be like,
04:52 "Oh, look at the World Series ring in 1912.
04:53 "Look how small it is, ha ha."
04:54 - They have a jersey, Jackie Robinson wore.
04:56 - That's awesome.
04:57 - They have crazy jerseys there.
04:58 Unbelievable stuff.
04:59 The whole thing's incredible.
05:00 And the best thing is you can see
05:01 Harold Baines Hall of Fame plaque,
05:02 and you can touch it.
05:04 - All right, so the next topic is--
05:05 (laughing)
05:07 - Thank you, Glamour.
05:07 - I really, I can't stand history.
05:11 - You can't stand history?
05:12 - History's pretty awesome, I like it.
05:13 - You just had a history blog.
05:14 You couldn't believe Einstein died in this century.
05:17 I couldn't believe that blog.
05:19 - I don't, like, when I think about World War II
05:22 and the bomb, I'm thinking about the bomb blowing up.
05:25 I don't care if, who talked about the bomb
05:29 before or after, I care about the bomb flying.
05:32 That's crazy.
05:33 - It's a weird take, but yeah.
05:34 - Why is that weird take?
05:36 - History is fun to learn about.
05:37 - Yeah.
05:38 - It does nothing for me, though.
05:39 You know, it doesn't help me in any way
05:41 if I learn about history.
05:42 - What is helping, what does anything help you in any way?
05:44 - Learning how to live today
05:45 instead of learning how to live before,
05:47 that helps me more.
05:48 - What is this, what is this, like,
05:50 existential life conversation you just got into
05:52 all of a sudden?
05:53 - I don't know, I was trying to think about,
05:55 oh, it's nice.
05:56 I'm glad you like history.
05:57 - You didn't like the movie, Oppenheimer?
05:58 - I liked it, it was good.
05:59 It was a little boring, a lot of talking.
06:02 - A lot of talking, yeah.
06:03 - But I think it was definitely good, good acting.
06:05 - Yeah.
06:06 - But, like, could it have been shorter?
06:07 - Florence Pugh?
06:08 - Yeah, could have been shorter.
06:09 Who?
06:09 - Florence Pugh.
06:10 - Which one's that?
06:11 All right.
06:14 - You know.
06:15 - I haven't seen it yet, I gotta see it.
06:16 - You gotta see it, you would love it.
06:18 - I gotta see it.
06:19 - Oh, I saw Florence Pugh in a movie recently,
06:22 something summer.
06:23 - Midsummer.
06:24 - Midsummer.
06:25 - Fucked up movie.
06:26 - Fucked up movie, I didn't like it.
06:27 - Fucked up.
06:28 - I don't like movies like that.
06:28 - I can't imagine that hitting your brain smoothly.
06:31 - Turned it off.
06:32 - Yeah, that fucking hits your brain like a train wreck.
06:34 - 'Cause they started taking shrooms and I--
06:38 - Did you see the end?
06:39 - No, it turned it off.
06:41 - There's like a room where they're all fucking,
06:43 moaning together, it's fucked up.
06:45 - What?
06:46 - Yeah.
06:46 - All right.
06:47 - I got Midsummer.
06:48 - The only thing about Midsummer that scared me,
06:49 I didn't see the movie, but I saw the trailer.
06:51 There was like a pig face in the trailer.
06:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:54 - Yeah, yeah, I didn't like it.
06:55 - What was the deal with that?
06:56 Why was, what was the--
06:57 - They do these weird ceremonies and stuff and--
07:00 - First 10 minutes, someone's jumping off of fucking--
07:02 - I don't like a head getting smashed.
07:03 - Dude, first 20 minutes, someone jumps off a cliff,
07:06 face smashed.
07:07 - Yeah, oh, so you saw that part.
07:08 - Yeah, I was out.
07:09 - That's not good for me, I'm out on that.
07:11 - All right, that will be trade deadline.
07:12 6 p.m. ends tonight.
07:14 I think, I say it's one of the most boring trade deadlines.
07:16 No one, Max Scherzer's the only thing
07:18 that's been interesting.
07:20 No one else has been interesting.
07:22 Yeah, Verlander is being also pretty interesting.
07:27 I will say, if Verlander gets traded to the Braves,
07:31 I don't want this to happen,
07:32 but Frank the Tank may end up in the hospital.
07:35 If he goes to the Braves and saying that the Mets
07:38 are in cahoots with Buster Only and Scott Van Pelt
07:42 and the Braves doing the chop, he will lose his mind.
07:46 Today, Frank, one, he's freaking out
07:49 because he can't get a brick at Citi Field,
07:51 and he also is mad that--
07:53 - I don't give him a brick.
07:53 - That he can't get onto the website.
07:55 And he's also mad that Mr. Met has no social media presence.
07:59 - He does, he's a Twitter.
08:01 - Does he? - Yeah.
08:02 - Well, he said that they don't have a social media presence.
08:05 If Mr. Met was dancing around like what fucking Blooper does
08:12 he'd be so mad.
08:13 But yeah, trade deadline happens.
08:16 So are you mad about the Mets?
08:18 Like that they're the highest payroll and selling everybody?
08:20 - I mean, it's not my money, so who cares, realistically.
08:23 - You don't care about the Mets anymore.
08:25 - I'm a fraud Mets fan.
08:26 - You don't really care.
08:27 - I'm a fan, just when they're this bad,
08:29 whenever there's a travesty,
08:30 it's hard to fucking keep track.
08:32 - You don't fucking care.
08:32 - What do you mean?
08:33 - Shut your mouth about the Mets.
08:35 - You don't care, it's fine.
08:37 You're a Rangers fan. - Don't give a shit.
08:39 - I care about the Mets.
08:40 - No, you don't.
08:41 - They're having a bad year, it's hard to keep up.
08:42 - How many games have you been to this season?
08:44 - Yeah, of course.
08:44 - How many games have you been to this season?
08:47 How many Mets games have you been to this season?
08:48 - Three Mets games.
08:49 - Three Mets games?
08:50 Name the dates.
08:52 - This guy's lying, he's lying on the rundown.
08:54 - I went the first weekend.
08:55 - This place is fucking falling apart,
08:57 Blenny's lying on the rundown.
08:59 - I went the first weekend.
09:00 - How are we supposed to keep New York City office alive
09:03 if you're lying on the rundown?
09:05 - I'm not lying.
09:05 - You're lying.
09:06 - Two or three games.
09:07 - Well, I did just ask if he's a giant.
09:09 - Did you get a brick?
09:10 - I have a brick.
09:11 - Of course he didn't get a brick.
09:12 - I have a brick, I got an original brick.
09:13 - You don't have a brick.
09:14 - I got an original brick.
09:15 - You don't have a brick.
09:16 - Right under the D at Citi Field,
09:17 right under the D.
09:18 - What are the coordinates?
09:18 - I got the brick at O-9.
09:19 - What are the coordinates?
09:20 - I got the brick at O-9.
09:21 - You got another brick?
09:22 - Under the D?
09:23 - Right under the D in Citi Field, I have a brick.
09:25 - No, you don't.
09:25 - Yes, I do.
09:26 - Me and my uncle have a brick.
09:27 - You and your uncle have a brick.
09:29 - We do.
09:30 - Your uncle has a brick.
09:30 - We have a brick.
09:31 - Is your name on it?
09:32 - It is.
09:33 - Glenn?
09:34 - Yes.
09:35 - No.
09:35 - Me and my uncle have a brick.
09:36 - No, you don't.
09:37 - It's under the D.
09:38 - What's it say?
09:39 - Incorrect.
09:40 - What's it say?
09:40 - I'm done with you guys.
09:41 - What's it say?
09:42 - I'll send you a picture of it.
09:43 - If you go to the Mets game,
09:44 I want anyone watching this run to go find Glenn E. Balls'
09:47 brick under the D on Citi Field.
09:49 - It's under the D.
09:50 - Spoiler alert, you're not gonna find it.
09:52 It's not there.
09:53 - It's there.
09:54 - And you're a Jets fan now, got it.
09:56 - I'm not a Jets fan, you know I'm an Aaron Rodgers fan.
09:58 - All right.
09:59 The Yankees, real quick,
10:03 they should probably trade somebody,
10:06 but they have done nothing.
10:08 They, yesterday, said that their starting pitcher,
10:11 Domingo German, was hurt, can't pitch,
10:14 not gonna start him.
10:15 We called up a guy from AAA, he starts,
10:20 fourth to fifth inning comes,
10:21 the guy that said it couldn't start, pitches.
10:24 One, two, three inning.
10:25 Scumbags.
10:27 I don't even know how an armpit injury happens either.
10:29 That makes no sense.
10:31 That makes literally no sense,
10:33 how your armpit ever gets hurt.
10:34 - I've never hurt my armpit.
10:36 - Same.
10:37 - I don't do much with my armpit.
10:39 - I think if you're a pitcher, you probably--
10:40 - I don't think I do either.
10:41 - No, you don't.
10:42 Some shoulder.
10:43 Oh, I'm gonna, I'm,
10:44 remember I said I can hit against professional hitting?
10:49 I am going to hit against a couple,
10:51 not during the game, but go to--
10:53 - This is not an angler!
10:56 - Savannah Bananas game,
10:57 and hit against some of the pitchers there.
11:00 - Well, they're not pros, are they?
11:00 - They're not professionals.
11:01 - They are.
11:02 - No, they're not.
11:03 - That's like saying, like, you're--
11:04 - Well, I have to start somewhere.
11:05 I don't think the Yankees are gonna let me face Garrett Cole.
11:08 - Yeah, but that's not professional hitting, really.
11:10 - I mean, it is.
11:11 They all play professional baseball.
11:13 - Have they?
11:14 - Are they not on record?
11:15 - Is that on record?
11:16 - They're not a minor league team, right?
11:17 - They were, but now they're not.
11:18 - Is that on record?
11:19 Do you have the records?
11:20 - Yeah, I have the records.
11:21 I'll show you the records.
11:22 What's going on with you, Rob?
11:23 (laughing)
11:24 - I'm gonna go with Joe's violence.
11:25 - Bob is challenging everyone.
11:27 - George Carlin quote, you know,
11:29 "Don't teach your kids everything.
11:30 "Teach them to question everything."
11:32 And I thought about it this morning,
11:33 and I was like, "Hmm, maybe I'll question everything
11:35 "on the rundown today."
11:36 - All right, topic two.
11:38 Question why the US women's team were laughing
11:40 after they tied 0-0 against Portugal.
11:43 - I'm not gonna question that.
11:44 I think their body, their choice,
11:47 they can do whatever they want.
11:48 I don't question women.
11:49 (laughing)
11:52 - I did ask.
11:52 I was like, "Zah, were you anything on the USA women's team?"
11:55 He just goes, "Nope."
11:57 And that was it.
11:58 That was it.
11:59 I will say that somehow we advanced to the round of 16
12:04 when we tied Portugal.
12:05 We're minus 400 yesterday.
12:07 - Yeah, that's the--
12:09 - And also, one of my friends took it.
12:10 It was minus 7 1/2 the first game against Vietnam,
12:13 and we won 3-0.
12:14 So I don't think we're very good.
12:16 But hey, maybe they can pull it out and win us some stuff.
12:20 - Carly Lloyd, former USA player,
12:21 she's from Jersey, actually.
12:23 - Really?
12:24 - Yeah.
12:24 - Learned that today.
12:25 - That's nice.
12:26 - You did?
12:27 - I showed it to you.
12:28 You said, "Where's she from?"
12:29 I said, "New Jersey."
12:29 - I've known that my whole life.
12:30 - You didn't know.
12:31 - I'm playing in Trenton, New Jersey.
12:32 - That's for the Savannah Bananas?
12:33 - Yep.
12:34 - Unreal.
12:35 - Yeah.
12:36 - State capital.
12:37 Trenton, New Jersey.
12:38 - Wow, that's beautiful.
12:38 - Yeah.
12:39 - Yeah, that's some US soccer.
12:42 All right, Cardi B now facing charges
12:44 for throwing a mic at a fan who threw a drink on her
12:47 on stage.
12:48 All right, I wanna preface this.
12:50 The throwing on stage thing's gotta stop.
12:52 I went to Drake, and they started throwing their cups
12:56 on stage and stuff, and it's like, "What are you doing?
12:59 "Stop throwing stuff on stage."
13:01 So I saw this video, and she has every right
13:04 to throw that microphone.
13:06 She should probably pitch for the Yankees,
13:08 because that was a fucking canon.
13:10 - And there's another angle, kind of from where
13:12 the person threw it.
13:14 Cardi hit the girl.
13:15 - Yeah, hit the wrong girl.
13:16 - Maybe on the show, oh.
13:17 - Wrong girl.
13:18 - Wrong girl?
13:18 - Yeah, I watched, yeah, wrong girl.
13:19 - I thought she hit the right girl.
13:20 - The girl did move out of the way.
13:21 But I will say, I did hear that Cardi B was asking people
13:26 to throw water at her.
13:27 - No.
13:28 - During this concert.
13:29 - No.
13:30 (crowd chattering)
13:33 - Throw me some water, Yankees, in the mic.
13:36 Hey, give me some water.
13:37 - Splash her down.
13:38 Give us a little splash of the fuck down.
13:41 - Yeah, there's another video, I don't know
13:42 if you can find it, where apparently she's saying
13:44 she wanted to be cooled off, but you don't really know
13:47 when she said that.
13:48 Maybe, I guess, she was joking after she got thrown at.
13:50 I don't know.
13:51 - That's the problem with the video, where, again,
13:54 I do think she has every right.
13:56 If she was angry, throw it at her.
13:58 Throw it at my guy.
13:59 - Pour some water on me.
14:00 - I don't know if water should be throwing a mic
14:05 at somebody, but also, we gotta stop throwing shit
14:08 on stage.
14:09 - That'd sound refreshing, though.
14:10 - But her asking people to throw water at her.
14:13 - I see that, that's weird.
14:15 - Maybe that person was like, oh, I forgot,
14:17 she said throw water at her, bang, and then she got
14:19 a mic thrown at her.
14:20 - Yeah.
14:22 - And I wouldn't fuck with Cardi B, though.
14:24 - That's like a Vegas pool party, where everyone's wasted.
14:27 - I would not fuck with Cardi B.
14:29 She would be--
14:30 - Yeah, no, you don't fuck with her if she's asking people
14:32 to throw water, though.
14:33 Yeah, that is a little bit strange, that.
14:35 Is now she saying stop it?
14:37 Is now she saying stop it?
14:38 - Yeah, I'm cooled off by this now.
14:40 - I'm good.
14:41 We got this once in a pup punk show in Boston.
14:44 People throwing their drinks at us, and Roan totally
14:47 egged them on, right after the Eagles.
14:48 - That's not good.
14:50 - You're throwing like Tom Brady, you can't even hit me.
14:53 And then they started throwing the full cans,
14:55 and that was bad.
14:56 - That hurts, that hurts.
14:57 - They hurt, and I started getting rowdy.
15:00 I was yelling at one guy, calling him a fat fuck
15:02 in the crowd.
15:03 It was bad.
15:04 It was bad.
15:05 - You didn't have to bring that up right now.
15:07 - Why?
15:08 - No reason.
15:09 Topic four.
15:11 - Cardi?
15:12 Are you a Cardi person?
15:13 (laughing)
15:16 - You guys are being mean today.
15:18 - That was, I told a legitimately true story.
15:21 - No, he was the one who looked directly at me.
15:22 It was his fault.
15:23 - Bro, you went like this.
15:24 - Yeah, it was his fault.
15:25 - You like Cardi B, or not?
15:26 - I love Cardi B.
15:28 - Cardi B's fantastic.
15:29 - What do you think of her?
15:30 - Yeah, what do you think of--
15:31 - This is the rundown, we give takes on topics.
15:33 (laughing)
15:34 - I agree with everything you say.
15:37 - Sometimes Glenn doesn't talk.
15:38 - This guy's his own world today.
15:39 - What do you think about it?
15:42 - Nothing, I got nothing to say.
15:45 - You guys are freaking me out.
15:46 You're both being--
15:47 - I'll go through the room and you get some at me.
15:48 You guys are freaking me out.
15:50 - What do you think about Cardi B?
15:51 Not much, all right.
15:52 - Not much, on to the next topic, I guess, boss.
15:55 Thanks for being here today.
15:56 Taylor Swift gives 50.
15:58 (laughing)
16:00 - She gives 50 truck drivers 100 grand
16:03 for hauling her stuff across the country on the Aristotle.
16:05 - How many did it sell?
16:06 - 100 grand, 50 guys.
16:08 - Oh, that's nice.
16:09 - How about that?
16:10 - Yeah.
16:10 - It's very nice.
16:12 It's also the highest grossing tour of all time.
16:15 - So she like--
16:16 - She's making like a billion dollars.
16:18 - Really?
16:19 - Yeah.
16:19 - So she threw out five million, though,
16:20 to the truck drivers.
16:21 - That's nice, though.
16:22 - Very nice, very nice.
16:24 So when the stories come out,
16:27 I hope they are like making sure it comes out, you know?
16:30 - Yeah.
16:32 - Like you could give the truck driver,
16:33 'cause the truck drivers are,
16:35 that's gotta be one of the hardest, hardest jobs.
16:39 - Yeah, you don't realize, people like,
16:40 it's the concert, like people are setting up
16:42 and breaking down.
16:43 - You know what, actually, recently,
16:46 a musician told me how much it costs
16:49 to like really put on a tour.
16:53 It's shocking how much, actually,
16:54 'cause they pay it themselves.
16:56 - Yeah.
16:57 - It's their money.
16:57 - You gotta rent the arena.
16:58 - It's not the, yeah, you're doing it all.
17:01 You're obviously making a lot, but it is a ton.
17:04 - A tour is literally a tour.
17:05 You're bringing up, you're bringing everything.
17:06 - Yeah.
17:07 - You're setting up everything.
17:08 - You don't realize that when you're a fan, you know?
17:09 Like it's like, oh, someone's probably paying for it.
17:11 They're getting--
17:12 - I would think that maybe the guard just has
17:14 their own equipment and the guard is using
17:15 the same equipment every night.
17:17 - It's not, you know, that is a good point.
17:19 See, when you're engaged, that's a good fucking--
17:21 - That is the dumbest rundown thought I've ever heard.
17:24 - Glennon goes, a tour's a tour.
17:26 You bring everything.
17:27 - People don't realize that they are a tour.
17:27 - No, I agree with Glenn, because I think you would think--
17:30 - Most people are truly thinking,
17:32 oh, these people got here this morning,
17:33 set up everything, et cetera, et cetera.
17:35 - I would think that--
17:36 - I do think most people think that.
17:37 - I think MSG would have the equipment for them.
17:40 - They have some equipment.
17:41 They have trust.
17:42 They have speakers.
17:43 - You don't think in your normal brain
17:45 when you just, when Taylor Swift is coming through the town
17:48 that everyone's actually, there's hundreds of people
17:51 putting on the show there.
17:52 It doesn't cross your mind usually.
17:53 - It's a traveling circus.
17:54 (laughing)
17:57 - This fucking guy, no brick outside Citi Field.
18:01 - Oh yeah, Aristotle's estimates earn 1.4 billion gross.
18:05 That's fucking insane.
18:08 So are they the most ride or die fan base
18:13 there is out there?
18:15 - Yeah, probably.
18:16 The Bayhive is up there.
18:19 I don't even know if it is anymore.
18:21 - Oh, I would think clearly the second is--
18:22 - You're gonna get it for saying that.
18:24 - I know, I think that the--
18:25 - You just challenged him.
18:26 You just--
18:27 - No, I didn't challenge him.
18:28 The Bayhive is strong.
18:29 - You're gonna get stung, my friend.
18:29 - They're strong.
18:31 - You're gonna get stung.
18:31 - They're strong, Bob.
18:32 - Well, if you're not allergic to the thing.
18:33 - They're strong, Bob.
18:34 - Well, you don't need an EpiPen.
18:36 - Would you rather get stung 20 times a year
18:38 not knowing it's coming at you?
18:40 - Or what?
18:41 - Or another one of your crazy fucking--
18:42 - I just wanna see if he remembers.
18:44 - Yeah.
18:45 - All right, topic five.
18:47 Vegan influencer, and the topic should stop there.
18:51 What?
18:52 Where you have to describe yourself as a vegan influencer?
18:55 You can't just be an influencer?
18:57 That's insane.
18:58 - I don't judge.
18:59 - I judge.
19:00 - Yeah, she's a vegan influencer.
19:01 That's her thing.
19:02 - I don't judge.
19:02 - Die, oh, she died.
19:03 That's--
19:04 - Yeah, keep breeding.
19:05 - See, I shouldn't have stopped there.
19:08 - Keep breeding.
19:09 - Yikes.
19:10 - I do, I feel horrible now.
19:13 Vegan influencer dies of starvation
19:16 and exhaustion after switching to tropical fruit diet.
19:20 - Why is this on the rundown?
19:22 - Yes, is this on the rundown?
19:23 - It was a slow story day, guys.
19:25 - Well, I'm sorry that she passed away.
19:27 That's horrible.
19:29 - I tried to replace water with fruit.
19:31 - She didn't drink water for over six years.
19:33 Now, I'm gonna take this horrific topic
19:36 and I'm gonna try to transition it
19:37 to something a little funnier.
19:38 Did you guys see the TikTok of the guy
19:40 who allegedly didn't drink water for so long
19:42 that his body started rejecting it?
19:44 - Wasn't it, oh, I thought it was the guy
19:46 that like pat himself on the back
19:47 for not eating for like four hours.
19:49 - No, there was this guy.
19:51 - That was in respect to that guy,
19:52 'cause I think they took him out of the rundown recently.
19:55 He went eight hours with no water or food
19:59 on a Texas courthouse for eight hours, which is fair.
20:02 - Look at this guy.
20:03 This guy went two years not drinking water.
20:05 So his friend took him to Trader Joe's
20:07 and was like, "We're gonna get you some water today."
20:09 - To be honest, though--
20:10 - He tries to drink water, his body rejects it,
20:12 he pukes it up.
20:13 - I honestly think that I can go very long
20:16 without like drinking water.
20:17 - Oh, I could go the rest of my life without drinking water.
20:19 - I really think I can too.
20:20 I enjoy water.
20:21 I know it's healthy for me.
20:23 - I don't like water.
20:23 - Really?
20:24 - I don't like it.
20:25 - That's a hot take.
20:26 - No, but-- - Why not?
20:27 - I don't think it's the hottest take.
20:28 I think people would look at me and they'd be like,
20:30 "Yeah, that's that fucking kid that grew up
20:31 saying he doesn't like water.
20:32 He drank soda his whole life."
20:35 - Yeah, I guess that--
20:36 - You're a soda guy.
20:37 - Let's be honest, I'm a fucking, you know,
20:39 that kid that used to wear the Elmo hat
20:41 with the flat-brimmed--
20:42 - So without water, you can survive for three days,
20:44 but you can drink soda, right?
20:46 - You can drink, yeah, juices and stuff, you know.
20:49 - I think that's insane.
20:52 How did we get to, oh, she changed from fruits to water.
20:54 - Yeah, we got it through John Rich's fucking obituaries.
20:57 - John Rich just made me talk about it.
21:00 She died.
21:01 That's horrible.
21:02 - Yeah, Wells died.
21:04 - You know-- - New deaths.
21:05 - Let me tell you something though, going vegan,
21:08 think about any quarterback that went vegan, sucked after.
21:12 - What quarterbacks went vegan?
21:13 - KM Newton. - Russell Wilson?
21:14 - Sucked.
21:15 - He go vegan?
21:16 - I think he went vegan, sucked.
21:18 Look up quarterbacks that went vegan.
21:19 I can guarantee they all went downhill.
21:21 - I don't know Brady's vegan.
21:24 - Tom Brady's like a different, he's not a vegan.
21:27 He does his own thing.
21:29 - Arian Foster did it and then retired, right?
21:32 - That's, you're trying to get us in trouble.
21:35 - He's a great player.
21:36 - He was a great player.
21:37 - Yeah, look at these guys that went,
21:39 you know who never got hurt?
21:41 Ocho Cinco.
21:43 You know what he ate every day?
21:44 - McDonald's. - McDonald's.
21:45 - I knew that.
21:46 - You don't have to go to these vegan, enjoy yourself.
21:51 - I follow Ocho Cinco on X and every day I wonder why.
21:55 - I love Ocho Cinco.
21:56 - Like I like him.
21:56 - You know what, clip this for us.
21:57 I want to talk to Ocho Cinco.
22:00 - Oh, he'll talk to you.
22:01 - All right.
22:02 That's, wanna ask him?
22:03 - Yeah, Ocho, come through.
22:06 He used to come through, play FIFA with us.
22:08 - Yeah, I remember that. - Kaepernick went vegan.
22:09 - I remember that. - Come through.
22:11 - Kaepernick went vegan, you saw what happened.
22:14 - Next topic.
22:14 After show.
22:18 - This is what we've been waiting to talk about.
22:20 - After show, I just said after show
22:21 and Tommy got up without me even saying anything.
22:24 - He knows it's coming.
22:25 - So Tommy got into a fight.
22:26 - Tommy got into a fight.
22:27 (indistinct chatter)
22:30 (upbeat music)
22:59 - Can we even call it a fight
23:00 or is it just Tommy knocked some guy out?
23:02 - Tommy with a-
23:03 - I don't know how the video ends.
23:04 - Some would call it about right hook.
23:06 And Tommy, yesterday, it's for some reason,
23:11 random account tweeted this out.
23:13 And I was like, what could this possibly be?
23:15 Tommy's sucking himself off somehow.
23:17 And then he punched a guy.
23:19 So if you want to explain, Tommy, what the fuck's going on?
23:21 - When did this, this isn't yesterday.
23:23 - No, this was Sunday.
23:25 I was with a woman, with a girl.
23:28 (audience applauding)
23:32 And we walked into a bar together
23:34 and we walked past this guy and she goes to me,
23:38 oh, this guy just grabbed my ass.
23:40 And I was like, no.
23:41 (laughing)
23:42 You know, like I immediately,
23:43 I was like, no, I don't want that to be true.
23:46 But then I turned around and like, I looked at him
23:48 and he was like giving me a confrontation.
23:50 He was like, oh, she didn't seem to mind.
23:52 And I was like, I think she did.
23:55 And then he pushed me a little bit
23:57 and I pushed him back and I don't know what came over me.
23:59 - Is that, is that the way you just punched him?
24:03 It was ridiculous.
24:04 - That was the first punch I've ever thrown.
24:07 - Did you know?
24:08 - It felt great.
24:09 - It hurt your hand?
24:10 Where did you land it on?
24:11 Like on a jaw?
24:12 - Like right here-ish, like maybe up a little.
24:14 - Let me ask you a question.
24:15 - And what happens like after that video, that's it?
24:17 - Everybody, when does it get cut off?
24:19 - Like everyone kind of jumps in?
24:22 - Yeah, everyone kind of jumped in and like broke it up.
24:25 And I started to get a little bit scared
24:27 where I was like, all right, well now,
24:28 now he's coming back from war.
24:29 - That's the best part of the fight
24:30 where the people hold you back
24:31 'cause you've nothing to ask.
24:32 - Yes, yes, it was like, all right, well now we're clear.
24:33 I'm in the clear.
24:34 And then the bartender and the, like the security guard,
24:37 like the bouncer or whatever at the front door got involved
24:39 and they like, just like dragged him out or whatever.
24:41 - Let me ask you a question.
24:42 - They dragged him out.
24:43 - Did you, were you hoping this came out?
24:45 - Yes.
24:46 (laughing)
24:47 So I was, I like was immediately gonna tweet about it,
24:49 but then I was like, you know, first of all,
24:51 I was dealing with, you know,
24:52 she was all upset and whatever.
24:53 And I also was like,
24:54 I don't think anyone's gonna believe it
24:56 if I tweet out that I just punched a guy.
24:58 So I was like, there's no point of even doing it.
25:00 And then when the video came out,
25:02 I also was a little bit hesitant to respond to it
25:05 because I was like,
25:06 I don't know if I could be in like legal trouble.
25:08 Is this like me assaulting a guy on camera?
25:09 - Assault charges, Tommy Smokes.
25:11 - But then like--
25:12 - Tommy Greger in the same cell.
25:13 - That would make me happy if you got it right.
25:15 - But then like Viva La Stool quote retweeted
25:17 and some other people quote retweeted.
25:18 So I was like, all right, well, if it's out there,
25:20 I might as well just,
25:21 I might as well just start this victory lap.
25:23 - Do you think the guy,
25:25 was he just drunk grabbing the girl's butt or whatever?
25:28 - I would assume he was drunk.
25:29 - Do you think it was because he saw you
25:32 and was like, I'm gonna fuck with Tommy?
25:34 - Yeah, I actually didn't even think of that.
25:36 I kind of just assumed it was like drunk assholes,
25:38 like I'm gonna grab this girl's ass.
25:40 - You think that he felt it or it was like a feather?
25:43 - I mean, I think he felt it.
25:44 I think he felt it.
25:44 Look, it wasn't the most powerful punch, but it was quick.
25:49 - It was no, yeah, you didn't have time.
25:50 You did a, yeah.
25:52 - I couldn't wind up like that.
25:53 He didn't see it coming, quick punch.
25:55 And yeah, I mean, it looked pretty cool.
25:57 - Yeah, they had to show you someone noticing you too,
25:59 right?
26:00 That's what you did.
26:01 - Well, yeah, I mean, I guess the guy like was recording me,
26:03 I guess when I walked in, I mean, look, that's what happens.
26:05 - You're used to that.
26:06 - When you're smoking.
26:07 - When you walk with smokes.
26:08 - When you smoke, the cameras come out.
26:09 He was probably like, oh, Tommy's with the girl.
26:11 - Two different smokes in cabinet.
26:12 - And I'm really glad he just, he like just kept recording.
26:15 - All right, well, you're a hero, Tom.
26:17 - Yeah, I am quite a hero.
26:18 - Really nice.
26:19 - I'm glad to see it.
26:20 - Feels fine, feels fine.
26:22 - I think you've got a future in rough and rowdy.
26:23 - Now, one and O, I'm on top, retiring from fights,
26:26 one and O.
26:27 - Same amount of losses as Floyd Mayweather, none.
26:30 - Yeah, that's a good point.
26:31 Me and Floyd Mayweather, hero.
26:32 Well, I defend women.
26:34 - I don't know about that.
26:36 - I defend women.
26:37 - I'm unsure about that, hero.
26:38 - I thought you were a hero.
26:39 - I think he does the opposite, yeah.
26:41 I strictly fight to defend women.
26:44 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
26:46 - All right.
26:47 Any takes on the vegan girl?
26:49 - What does that mean?
26:50 - All right.
26:51 - She passed away, what about Pee-wee Herman?
26:53 Angus Cloud also passed away.
26:55 - Yeah, sad, sad.
26:56 - Angus Cloud, horrible.
26:58 That was, so I saw that his--
27:00 - Horrible day.
27:01 - His dad died like last week.
27:05 - All right, Tommy, we don't need to--
27:06 - Well, you were asking like--
27:08 - His dad died last week and they buried him in Ireland
27:12 and he's been struggling with it.
27:14 And he's definitely, I don't know what,
27:15 the cause hasn't come out yet, has it?
27:17 - No.
27:19 - But it doesn't matter what the cause is.
27:20 It's terrible that it happened.
27:22 It's sad, you don't know what people are going through.
27:24 - Paul Reubens as well, you didn't know
27:26 what he was going through.
27:27 He had cancer for six years.
27:28 - That is crazy, you just have no idea.
27:30 - You're like a final statement.
27:31 Were you guys into Pee-wee Herman or not at all?
27:33 - No. - No.
27:34 - He, you know, before our time, obviously,
27:37 but I grew up with a brother 12 years older than me
27:39 and he introduced me to Pee-wee.
27:41 I loved Pee-wee.
27:42 Pee-wee's big adventure, large marge,
27:44 one of the scariest characters in the history of movies.
27:49 Pee-wee's Playhouse, also a great show.
27:52 - He was great in Blow.
27:52 - When you say the word of the day, he would go,
27:54 "Ahhhh!"
27:55 When you say the word of the day.
27:58 - You were on one too.
28:00 - I'm just trying to bring energy to the rundown.
28:02 I go into these rundowns knowing
28:04 if it's not fucking Dave, Big Cat, and KFC,
28:07 we're gonna get the comments,
28:08 who's the fucking B squad on the rundown?
28:10 New York going downhill.
28:12 We fucking get it, the place is falling apart
28:14 before we know it.
28:15 I'm trying to bring the energy to this show.
28:17 - You know what, I love being part of the B squad.
28:20 - I love the B squad.
28:20 - They don't expect much out of you.
28:22 - We're laughing wherever we are.
28:22 - You do a little something funny.
28:23 - You mean this scumbag?
28:25 - Yeah, it's the best.
28:28 There's nothing better than the comments I still get.
28:30 Fucking hate that guy, but that was pretty funny.
28:33 That's nothing, you know you can leave out
28:35 the front part if you'd like,
28:36 or keep the front and leave the stuff to say.
28:38 But he had cancer for six years?
28:40 - Six years, don't tell anyone, put out a statement.
28:43 - Made me like choke up, he said like,
28:44 I loved entertaining you guys.
28:47 He kinda got a rough deal, he was jacking it
28:49 in a porno theater, got arrested for that
28:51 and people kinda like ruined his career and stuff.
28:53 What else are you supposed to do in a porno theater?
28:55 You're watching porn, you gotta wank one out
28:57 every once in a while.
28:59 - Who is next to me?
29:00 (laughing)
29:02 You gotta wank one out?
29:03 - You gotta wank one out.
29:04 Choke the chicken real quick.
29:06 Dave Fortnoy, by the way,
29:08 throwing on the one bite pizza vest.
29:09 - Yes, what a segue that was.
29:13 No, that looks incredible.
29:15 So, Pup Punk will be performing.
29:17 - Opening up for Teddy Swims,
29:19 who has one of the most angelic,
29:21 crispy, smooth voices you've ever heard.
29:24 - I fell down a rabbit hole of him once on TikTok.
29:27 - So good, his covers are sick.
29:29 - He's just a guy that you don't see coming,
29:31 his voice, and it's wild.
29:33 - The voice that comes out of this guy
29:35 is nothing short of angelic.
29:36 I think like 36 of the best pizza spots of all time.
29:39 - Yeah, I saw Defy on there, Lucallian,
29:41 so I went to Lucallian last week,
29:44 and he was like, "I'm coming to that pizza thing."
29:47 And I was like, I acted like I knew,
29:49 like Dave told me what was going on.
29:50 I was like, "Yeah, it's awesome."
29:51 - He's there, yeah.
29:52 - I was like, "What the fuck?"
29:53 - Be on Coney Island, yeah.
29:54 - And you know what?
29:55 This is the pizza thing coming.
29:56 So, yeah, I mean, that's,
29:58 what's better than music and pizza?
30:00 - Go to Coney Island, ride the cyclone,
30:02 listen to some tunes.
30:03 - Are the tickets out?
30:05 Can you buy tickets yet?
30:06 I think Dave posted something.
30:07 - Yeah, I saw tickets starting at like 140.
30:09 - Tickets are, I mean--
30:10 - All you can eat pizza, I believe.
30:12 So I think once you're in,
30:14 you go to every pizza station,
30:15 you get to try everything.
30:16 - It's hard to get to these pizza places all the time.
30:18 They're all gonna be in one spot.
30:19 - Let me see some of these.
30:20 - Yeah, I mean, some of these places,
30:21 I think, are coming down from New Haven and stuff.
30:23 - Angelo's, A-Sin, Farah, John's,
30:27 Louie and Ernie's, Denino's.
30:30 - French Street, Best Pizza.
30:32 - Farah, Glennie, please don't call her over me.
30:33 - Frank Pepe.
30:35 - French Street, Humberto's.
30:38 - Not bad.
30:39 - French Street, Pepperoni.
30:40 - I'll tell you right now, my favorite spot is Lucali.
30:42 - Is it?
30:43 - Yep, favorite, favorite.
30:44 - French Street, Spicy Spring is pretty up there for me.
30:46 - I'm a big John's guy.
30:48 - Lucali was, he's the one where it's like,
30:52 he's an interesting bastard.
30:54 I talk to him every time, and like,
30:55 Jay-Z walks in and--
30:57 - While you're in there?
30:58 - No, not with me.
30:59 - That he would leave if he saw that.
31:01 - You and Hov.
31:02 - But yeah, go check this out.
31:04 It's gonna be awesome.
31:05 It's--
31:06 - Friday, August 4th.
31:07 - The tickets go on sale.
31:08 OneBitePizzaFest.com.
31:10 Tickets will be available for $150,
31:13 all you can eat and music.
31:14 - And then the actual fest is September 23rd.
31:17 - Yes, that's awesome.
31:19 - Oh, Lemon Ice King Corona too, holy shit.
31:22 - Chill out.
31:23 - Yeah, let's relax, Glenn.
31:25 - Lemon Ice King is the best lemon ice in the world.
31:27 - It's about the pizza, though.
31:29 - I guess you get to have some lemon ice, I guess.
31:32 Anything else post-show?
31:34 I gotta, I'm sorry, I don't wanna put 'em down anymore,
31:37 but the White Sox Dave's nose made me laugh
31:40 more than it should have yesterday.
31:43 It really did, man.
31:44 It's so shiny.
31:45 - Yeah, it's really shiny.
31:47 I think he's putting something on it.
31:48 - Yes.
31:49 - I assume.
31:50 - He's the best, man.
31:51 He really is the best.
31:53 Like, any other part of his body goes on there, he's fine.
31:57 But the one, this, who knows, man?
32:00 He's a specimen to life.
32:02 All right.
32:04 - What's going on?
32:05 - You got anything else, Glenn?
32:06 You look like you're trying to get out of here.
32:07 - No, no, I leaned up to read the pizzas.
32:09 We have a small screen today.
32:10 - Trying to get out, half day?
32:11 - No.
32:12 I'm gonna go to Niagara after this, though.
32:13 - No free ads, chill out.
32:15 (laughing)
32:18 - All right, that's the rundown.
32:19 (whooshing)
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