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00:00Ah, my masterpiece.
00:23I think I'm going to call it Thumbs Up Duck, because it's a duck and he's giving a thumbs
00:28up.
00:29I think the art speaks for itself.
00:31That's exactly right.
00:32Well, I'd give it a thumbs up.
00:34You get me, Tobias.
00:35This piece is going to give me the passing grade I didn't get in any other class.
00:43A frame inside a frame inside a frame inside a frame represents…
00:49A failure of expression.
00:50You get a D.
00:52I call this one bucket of blue paint on canvas number two.
00:56Number two?
00:57Yeah, the first one didn't turn out as good.
01:00This is so profound.
01:02Deep.
01:03Twisted.
01:04Yet somehow delicate.
01:05For this, I will give you an A.
01:07I have an inner darkness.
01:10The name of my artistic output is Thumbs Up Duck.
01:12It's a duck that…
01:13Pathetic.
01:14You get an F.
01:15Say what?
01:16Oui, oui.
01:17You're right.
01:18I was too generous.
01:19You get a G.
01:20A G?
01:21He gave me a G?
01:23I deserve at least a Z for my art!
01:26Can't imagine you did well in debate class.
01:28Just do what I do, Oswaldo.
01:29Don't forget about my academic blues.
01:31Nothing like a hot croquet.
01:32Tobias, you do realize you got an A.
01:33But the croquet makes me forget I deserved an A+.
01:36I don't think forgetting about your problems is the best way to handle them.
01:39But who am I to say?
01:40I got a D.
01:41And that's not a problem for me!
01:43Not a problem.
01:44Not a problem.
01:45Not a problem.
01:46Not a problem.
01:47Not a problem.
01:48Not a problem.
01:49Not a problem.
01:50Don't.
01:51May I have a croquet, please?
01:52I'm sorry, but just right now.
01:53Oh.
01:54Oh.
01:55Oh.
01:56Oh.
01:57Oh.
01:58Oh.
01:59Oh.
02:00Oh.
02:01Oh.
02:02Oh.
02:03Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:05Oh.
02:06Oh.
02:07Oh.
02:08Urgh.
02:13Oh.
02:14Worst Day.
02:15Ever!
02:16Huh!
02:17If you're happy, you know it clap your hands.
02:20Oh?
02:21I'm not happy.
02:22If you're happy, you know it clap your hands.
02:24I won't clap, I won't.
02:25If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it if you're happy and you know it
02:32clap your hands.
02:33What?
02:34Huh?
02:35Oh!
02:45If you're happy and you know what
02:46it stomped your feet, if you're
02:47happy and you know what it
02:49stopped your feet, if you're happy
02:51and you...
02:52then you're out on the show, if you're
02:54happy and you know what
02:55it stomped your feet!
02:56Yay!
02:59Yay!
02:59I am happy.
03:00So I stomped my feet.
03:02Well done, kids! Now then, you know what's even better than singing a happy song with your friends, don't you?
03:10Papi Papi!
03:12That's right! You guessed it! It is nap time!
03:17Ha! Like we're allowed to sleep at school.
03:22Seriously? Not even in my wildest dreams can I sleep at school.
03:26Even the wacky weasel has to rest sometimes.
03:32Woo-hoo! This has got to be the best class in the whole wide...
03:39Then we woke up, we had milk and cookies, then we played with colored blocks, and then we had a story time.
03:47Spoiler alert! Grandma was the wolf.
03:49Oh, man. I was still in the forest park.
03:52Oswaldo, I think you were in a preschool class.
03:54So what, Leia? It's better than any stupid art class.
03:57You even get special shorts that you can pee in without going to the bathroom.
04:00What are you doing, Oswaldo?
04:04Nothing. I can't do it with you watching.
04:11Can someone pass the green, please?
04:15Hey, wait a minute. This is yellow. I asked for green.
04:19Huh? What's this for?
04:21If you name the color right, you get a gold star!
04:27Woo-hoo! Alright, I got a gold star!
04:31And now it's time for shapes! Who knows what these are called?
04:37Hey, I know!
04:41Ice cream!
04:43That's a cube!
04:45A circle!
04:47Twelve-sided shape!
04:49Egg is for...
04:51Apple!
04:52First comes one, then comes...
04:54Two!
04:55And what am I called?
04:57A weasel!
04:59I love you, wacky weasel.
05:02You had me at special pee shorts. I am ready to go.
05:05Yeah! Forget about grades. Come with me.
05:08You too, Leia. Never mind that D.
05:10What D? I'm over it. It's not a problem. D is just a grade. And a fine letter.
05:15Here. Have some gold stars.
05:18Oh, look. How pretty. Thanks.
05:20One croquet, please.
05:23Those dudes just ate them all. But I'm definitely making more. Capital D, definitely.
05:28It's not a problem. It's not a problem. It's not a problem. It's not a problem!
05:31If you and a friend build together, you get a star!
05:35Yeah! We did it, teacher!
05:38Teacher? Teacher!
05:40Miss, where's our star?
05:42Teacher, I demand we get our baby engineering star!
05:47No! Wacky weasel!
05:48Wacky weasel!
05:56What did you just do?
05:59I tripped.
06:07What's happening?
06:09You have to help me, Tobias!
06:11Oh, no! Tell my dad I'm not gonna make it home for dinner!
06:15Don't talk like that, my friend! You're going to make it home!
06:19It's just that I had too many snacks and I can't eat more!
06:21Oof!
06:24Oof!
06:34Hey!
06:36Wacky!
06:37Please, teacher! Let me in!
06:38Who knew Tobias has been baby-fied!
06:58Oswaldo, what are you doing here?
07:00The babies! I made them go berserk!
07:02What do you mean? Where's Tobias?
07:04Tobias has been baby-fied. Poor Tobias. He was a good friend.
07:07What? What was that, young lady?
07:09Shh. There's no one here. I wasn't talking to anyone.
07:12And if I were talking, it would be to myself. But you can't prove that.
07:14You get a D.
07:15Oswaldo, this is a problem!
07:16But how did the...
07:17Before you say anything, I want to make it clear that I'm only helping you because...
07:21One, you clearly aren't able to handle anything by yourself.
07:24And two, Tobias is also my friend.
07:26And three, thanks to me, you kept your D grade average.
07:29Shut up, Oswaldo. Listen to me. For our rescue mission, we're gonna need...
07:33Black markers. Cardboard. Toilet paper rolls. One croquette. And scissors.
07:38Safety? Scissors? Otherwise, we'll need adult supervision.
07:41Ho, ho, ho! I mean... Hello there, little buddies. Are you ready for a sing-along with your good old friend, the Tacky Weasel? I mean, happy. Wacky? You know what I mean.
08:04Oh, man...
08:06If you're happy and you know it, slap your hands! Clap your hands!
08:10Clap your hands!
08:11Clap your hands!
08:12If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
08:23Uncle Cat...
08:25Come on, dude.
08:27Fuck!
08:28Oh, yum! Uncle Cat!
08:31If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet!
08:34If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet!
08:36Huh?
08:37Mm-hmm.
08:38Mm-hmm.
08:39Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:43Oh, Balbo!
08:45It's okay, my friends. Go on without me.
08:49Seriously?
08:50Wait, you're really not saving me?
08:52We're stuck up here, dude!
08:54The Play-Doh! It's too strong!
08:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not the chat!
09:06Man!
09:07Oh!
09:08Hi, little buddies! I'm Thumbs Up Duck!
09:10Quack! I'm a duck! And I've given you a thumbs up!
09:13Yay!
09:14How did you do that?
09:27Yeah!
09:28Bumbleback!
09:30Yeah.
09:31This is my masterpiece.
09:35Yeah, this is my masterpiece.
09:48Oh, this is simply horrid.
09:50Z-minus.
10:00I always knew it.
10:02This one was an artist ahead of his time.
10:32This one was an artist.
10:36I always knew it.
10:41I always knew it.
10:45I always knew it.
10:47I always knew it.
10:49You

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