00:00You
00:17Hey, you got a permit for those guns? I've got your permit right here
00:30Oh
00:43Fuck this game
01:00Oh
01:02Oh
01:04Oh
01:10Oh
01:12Oh
01:14Yeah, that's my bicep.
01:44What are you going to do?
01:55My job.
02:14What are you going to do?
02:43Game over.
03:04Game over.
03:11I'm a cop, and damn good at my job.
03:15It all began years ago.
03:17In the line of duty, me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious kung fu master.
03:23You're under arrest, punk.
03:25Show us your hand.
03:28Good work, dragon.
03:29You're going to kill both of us with the crazy stuff.
03:31But goddammit, you're the best partner I've ever had.
03:34Thanks.
03:35I learned from the best.
03:36You're like a father to me.
03:40With one fatal blow, he hit my partner.
03:44I could tell he was dead straight off.
03:51Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.
03:59I blacked out and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung fu.
04:09There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung fu so powerful, only one man could master it.
04:16The chosen one.
04:18When I woke up, I saw the kung fu master running towards me.
04:23I could feel my body mutate into some sort of kung fu freak of nature.
04:40You!
04:41You are the chosen one!
04:45Knock knock.
04:46Who's there?
04:47Knuckles.
05:10As a memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead kung fu master.
05:15I decided I would use my new super kung fu powers to fight crime.
05:19So I became the best cop in the world.
05:21I became...
05:22Kung Fury.
05:23I became the best cop in the world.
05:24...
05:33He's the easiest voice.
05:34The best cop!
05:37You and the best cop!
05:42Do I know?
05:44I've got the most cop!
06:16You don't want to hear it, Kung Fury. I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I going to explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block, for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out? Told you to do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else in this apartment could have stopped that arcade machine, and you know it.
06:41Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules, like the rest of us. So I'm assigning you a new partner.
06:52What? Hell no, I work alone.
06:54Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner, Tricerica.
06:58Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury. Looking forward to working with you.
07:04You're like a father to me.
07:08I work alone.
07:10Either you team up with Tricerica, or you're off their case.
07:14I'm not off the case.
07:16I quit.
07:17Yeah, yeah. I did the blood test. It was positive, yeah?
07:34Yeah, no problem.
07:36Give me the phone.
07:44What the hell is this?
07:47Chief McNichols speaking.
07:50Is this the police?
07:52Yeah, this is the police.
07:53Frack you!
08:13I need someone to trace that call.
08:15But that's impossible.
08:17Not for me, it isn't.
08:26Hackerman.
08:27He's the most powerful hacker of all time.
08:33Follow me.
08:33I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller.
08:40His name is Adolf Hitler.
08:43Hitler.
08:44Hitler.
08:45He's the worst criminal of all time.
08:48Do you know him, sir?
08:49I guess you could say that.
08:49I guess you could say that.
08:51In the 1940s, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
08:55He was so good at Kung Fu that he decided to change his name to Kung Fu.
08:59But it didn't stop there.
09:00But it didn't stop there.
09:02He knew the Kung Fu prophecy and wanted to claim the throne.
09:06So he and his party of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years.
09:11They weren't able to figure out how they mastered the art of Kung Fu.
09:26And one day, he disappeared from the face of the earth.
09:30And no one has seen him ever since.
09:33Until now.
09:34I guess he figured if he could find the chosen one and kill him, he would become Kung Fu himself.
09:40He must have traveled in time in order to get here.
09:43That's probably why he disappeared in the first place.
09:46So what are you gonna do?
09:47My job.
09:49I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler once and for all.
09:53So how are you gonna do that?
09:55I'm not sure.
09:57I need some sort of time machine.
10:03Wait a minute.
10:04Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.
10:10What the hell does that mean?
10:11It means that with the right computer algorithms, I can hack you back in time.
10:15Just like a time machine.
10:17Well then, it's hacking time.
10:35All right.
10:35Let's go, buddy.
10:39Anx domination machine.
10:40Here's a thing.
10:54Let's go.
11:24Oh no.
11:54Oh no.
12:24Fuck.
12:38That's a laser raptor.
12:41I thought the wedding sing thousands of years ago.
12:43Who are you?
13:05My name is Barbariana.
13:13What year is this?
13:21It's the Viking Age.
13:23That explains the laser raptor.
13:25Fuck!
13:26It went too far back in time.
13:28You need to get out of this valley.
13:30This place is swarming with laser raptors.
13:32I'll meet you at the God's Drop.
13:34Katana can help you get there.
13:36Who's Katana?
13:37I'm Katana.
13:39I can give you a ride to Asgard.
13:45A ride on what?
13:47The Smallest Man.
13:57The Smallest Man.
14:04so who are you i'm a cop from the future i was sent back in time to kill hitler but i
14:17accidentally went back to a foreign time end up in this place
14:22i know someone who might be able to help him
14:34behold it is me thor son of odin and protector of mankind check out my pecs
14:58your pecs are epic thanks bro
15:01so anyway thor this is um kung fury he's a cop from the future yeah i need to get to
15:14nazi germany and uh kill hitler so if you get out
15:17avatar
15:21walk through this port and you shall end up in nazi germany
15:30good luck to you kung fury thanks thor
15:37well looks like this is my ride
15:42hey future cup where are you going
15:49You know what? Here, take my number and use this phone to call me.
15:57It's a personal transportable cellular telephone. It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial and an electronic security lock.
16:08This revolution in communication could make it possible for more and more people to have a phone in their car.
16:19.
16:36Your moustache is completely broken. You have to break.
16:40You don't look crazy.
16:43Your moustache? This is your arish moustache.
16:46No, this is an arish moustache. Det där ser ju fan ut som könshåret på en herrelös hund.
16:52What are you saying? Yes.
16:55It's like you have trillat in i röven med lite lin på letten och drat tillbaka och fastnat.
17:01This is an arish moustache. Man får ju skämmas för det. Det ser inte klokt ut.
17:05This is an arish moustache. This is a... This is a very good moustache.
17:11What is that?
17:12What is this?
17:13I just...
17:14What is this?
17:15What is this?
17:16What is this?
17:42I am the greatest assistant to Master of all time!
17:48Shrekai!
17:56Thank you!
17:58Thank you!
18:00I am disarming you.
18:14My arm! My arm!
18:30Kill him!
18:34I can't get him!
18:36I can't get him!
18:38I can't get him!
18:39I am dead!
18:40I am dead!
18:41I am dead!
18:42I am dead!
18:43He is mine!
18:45I am dead!
18:47I know!
18:48Oh
19:18Let's go.
19:48You don't need that spine.
20:07It's all in your back.
20:18Fuck you, Canfiori.
20:41Now nothing can stop me and my army after death.
20:57Fuck you guys!
20:59Fuck you.
21:09Fuck you.
21:11Fuck you.
21:13Fuck you.
21:17Let's go.
21:47Kill them!
22:17Kill them!
22:22Kill them!
22:25Who will you do better?
22:47All right, Hitler.
22:50The gig is up.
22:51Show me your hands.
22:55Huh?
23:11Hagerman, have you seen Kung Fury?
23:16Oh, no.
23:18We're too late.
23:19Too late.
23:25We're too late.
23:56Who the hell are you?
23:58My name is Cobra.
24:01I've been expecting you, Kung Fury.
24:05I'm your spirit animal.
24:07What the hell is this place?
24:09This is heaven.
24:11I'm afraid you're dead.
24:13I'm dead.
24:14What?
24:16But it looks so real.
24:19Yeah.
24:20No, it's totally real.
24:23Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
24:25I need you to send me back to Earth.
24:27Pronto.
24:28I'm sorry.
24:29I can't help you with that.
24:31You see, you're dead.
24:33You're under arrest.
24:35What?
24:36For obstruction of justice.
24:38You're breaking the law.
24:40Kung Fury, it's the spell of the law.
24:43What the hell happened?
24:56I hacked away all of your bullet wounds, Kung Fury.
24:58Thanks.
25:00All right.
25:01I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany.
25:25We are not so different, you and I.
25:31I mean, we've both got cool style, you know?
25:34We're red, you know?
25:36So that's cool.
25:40You both like doing moves?
25:41Yeah.
25:42Check it out.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Yeah.
25:46And killing people?
25:47I love it.
25:48You clearly do, too.
25:51And that's cool.
25:53Join me.
25:55We could be brothers.
25:57We are so alike.
25:58It's almost like we finish each other's balls.
26:25Oh, my. Not much left of him, is there?
26:27The important thing is that he's gone.
26:31Sorry I died at you, Tres Seracap.
26:33You're the best damn partner I've ever had.
26:35I came back in time for you, Kung Fury.
26:38Because, damn it, I love you.
26:44Teamwork is very important.
26:49So, what happens now, Kung Fury?
26:55Well, I need to head back to the office.
26:59Looks like it's going to be a hell of a lot of paperwork.
27:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:04Ha, ha, ha.
27:11Open the doors, Hoth.
27:25I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.
27:29Open the doors, Hoth.
27:30I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Cun Fury.
27:34God damn it, open the doors.
27:35I'm sorry. I can't let...
27:37Open the doors!
27:39Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoth 9000?
27:45Oh, Hoth 9000. Son of a bitch.
27:55Piece of shit.
28:20No more.
28:21What's left of him?
28:22The important thing is that he's gone.
28:25Game over.
28:40Wait a minute.
28:43I've seen that symbol before.
28:48Somewhere.
28:49Hitler.
28:59Hitler.
28:59If we're gonna make it like a true survivor.
29:14We need some passion.
29:16If we wanna take our love away from here.
29:20We need a living passion to believe in.
29:25Burning hearts and a brand new feeling.
29:27Action.
29:28If we're gonna make it like a true survivor.
29:35The hero stands alone.
29:37When all is said and done.
29:40The enemies are falling one by one.
29:47Out of time.
29:48Out of time.
29:49Running in and out of time.
29:49Running in and out of time.
29:53Hear the ticking of the countdown clock.
29:56To the line.
29:58God, we need some, God.
29:59We need some action!
30:06Action!
