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  • 12 years ago
A heart wrenching story about my battle, and loss, with love.

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LYRICS:
now I'm not a punk I know how to satisfy
my woman, that's part of my alibi
she didn't want me, and I shoulda seen it
when she baked him cookies in the shape of penis
It's Christmas Eve, and I'm still alone
haunted by memories of hearing her moan
when I walked down stairs, the fear in my eyes
I looked under the tree, and it wasn't a bike
it's my wife and Santa without anything on
putting his candy cane where it doesn't belong
and his little elves they forced me to watch
when he was about to jack in her box
now I'm alone and I'm gonna get
a sack of his crap for Christmas again
with a little note "To Luke from Santa Clause"
and it's a picture of her on his Jingle Balls
that's why -
I hate it when he's coming around
'cause my wife -
gave a new meaning to 'coming to town'

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