Have you noticed that some of the lyrics in our favorite Christmas Carols are a bit outdated? Well Chester has, and that is why he has decided to attempt four of them to more reflect the current times.
Lyrics are below:
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the mall in a last minute present rush.
Under the crowds I go, I think I'm being crushed.
Bells on the registers ring, making tycoons rich.
Oh what fun it is to shop for a gift on Christmas Eve.
Oh Jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle all the way,
I think I'll get my Uncle Bob a book on chop souey,
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
I never get a moments rest,
I think I got a text.
We Wish you Happy Holidays
We wish you a happy holidays,
we wish you a merry Christmas,
we wish you a happy Hanukkah
and a Chinese New Year.
Oh bring me a cup of coffee,
oh bring me a Dunkin Donut,
or bring me a Krispy Kreme,
and bring it RIGHT NOW!
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are you're branches
Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree they come in all different colors
You no longer need to chop them down you can go to where prices are so low
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I got mine at Wal Mart
12 Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me:
12 drummers drumming,
11 rappers rapping,
10 viral videos,
9 bags of snickers,
8 Harry Potter films,
7 movie tickets,
6 e-book readers,
5 Social media selfies,
4 cell phones,
3 French toasts,
2 turtle neck sweaters,
and a Dan D Lion in a flower box!
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