00:01Like Abbott and Costello, like Sonny and Cher,
00:04Like Martin and Lewis, they're a perfect player.
00:08Like Laurel and Harvey, like Fontaine and Lunt,
00:10They're perfectly mismatched, they're Rita and Runt.
00:39Thank you, keep the change.
00:56Excuse me, I have to, uh, give...
00:59Uh, return, uh...
01:01Spit it out, sister.
01:03Take this cat!
01:06It's just not working out.
01:07I thought I would like having a cat, I really did.
01:10I thought she would be good company, I need that.
01:13I just went through a horrible breakup.
01:18Oh, man.
01:20It's just, she's so independent.
01:24She would just sit and stare at me, you know,
01:26Like she was better than me or something.
01:32You understand, don't you?
01:34I want a pet who'll come when I call
01:36And cuddle me when I've had a bad day.
01:39Have a kid, lady.
01:49Slow down, slow down, will ya?
01:56I spent 700 bucks trying to potty train this dog
01:59And he still won't go on the paper, you know?
02:01My kid really wanted a dog, but this thing
02:05Has eaten every pair of shoes I own
02:07And he completely destroyed a $4,000 Pure Teak Timber Kids play set.
02:12He chewed it to bits.
02:14Oh, I hate dogs.
02:22Gosh, what a nice guy.
02:29Who's there?
02:31Where?
02:32All right, bub.
02:34Who are ya?
02:35My name's Rump, but my master calls me stupid.
02:39What a nice guy.
02:40Uh, who are you?
02:43Name's Rita.
02:44First time on the joint?
02:45Yup.
02:47What you in for?
02:49Wedding on the carpet.
02:50You?
02:51Same as always.
02:52Being too hip for the room.
02:56All.
03:18Oh, here comes a ticket to freedom.
03:20Make with the sad eyes.
03:26I'm looking for something cute.
03:30Something independent.
03:35Oh, that's it!
03:37Oh, it's adorable!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:48Come to mama!
03:56Humans, go fig.
03:59Yeah!
03:59Ain't they great?
04:00Who else would've thought the rat?
04:07Ah, what difference does it make?
04:09Soon we'll be sleeping the big sleep.
04:12I could use a nap.
04:14They're gonna gas us, you buffoon!
04:16We'll be dead!
04:18I don't think I'm that tired.
04:20You're not a very smart cat, are you, Runt?
04:25Nope.
04:26But at least you're honest.
04:29Oh!
04:31What's a human good for, anyway?
04:37They pet you when you're sad.
04:39They smack you when you're bad.
04:41When you're hungry, they definitely feed you.
04:43Yeah, on vacations, they leave you with hardly no food.
04:47Ring a bell, dude?
04:48Hmm.
04:50Exactly.
04:51My point.
04:51Humans ain't what they seem to be.
04:55They don't mean that much to me.
04:59No, not much at all.
05:04When you're little and tiny, they pet your cute hiney.
05:10But then when you grow, it's a simple no-show.
05:15It's shoo-shoo of this, and don't you dare scratch on that.
05:18If they call you at all, it's always dumb cat.
05:23Humans ain't what they seem to be.
05:26They don't mean that much to me.
05:31No, not much at all.
05:34But when it's all dark and quiet, I try hard to fight it.
05:39But I dream of home that I won't have to roam.
05:46Someone to feed me and put me to bed
05:50And scratch me just so on top of my head.
05:55But I ain't gonna love them, not gonna answer that call
05:59Cause humans don't mean that much to me.
06:03No, not much at all.
06:21Who knew?
06:24Hey, it's been nice making your acquaintance.
06:28If I made it, I'm glad it was nice.
06:32Uh, hey, uh, if you ever need anything, just whistle.
06:46Me and my overused cliches.
06:53Let's assume the apparent.
06:54You want me to bust you out, and if I don't, it'll play on my conscience like an attitude accordion.
07:01Okay, but once I spring you, you're on your own.
07:04I don't know you, you don't know me, do you?
07:11Wolf?
07:13You're a dog!
07:16So are you.
07:17You're a good dog, Rita, a really good dog.
07:20I am a cat.
07:23A cat? A cat?
07:25Where? Where's a cat?
07:27Where's the furry feline? I'll chop at the bits!
07:33Oh, never mind. Let's ant-scray.
07:36Break it up!
07:38Troublemakers, huh?
07:39Looks like I'll have to separate you two.
07:51I hate government jobs.
07:56Hey, Lassie! You can stop now!
08:02Heel, boy!
08:08Ah, dogs.
08:11That was a pretty chivalrous thing. It did, back there.
08:16Really? Gee, I'm sorry.
08:19Listen, why do you say we pal around together for a while?
08:23You know, at least till we find a home.
08:25That would be terrific.
08:26But, when we each find a home, I don't know you, you don't know me. Deal?
08:32Uh, I don't have any cards.
08:37Hit the road, Einstein.
08:41Hey, Rita! Look at all the trees, would you, huh?
08:45What have I started?
08:48Do other dogs know all about these trees?
08:50Do they? I mean, this is incredible!
08:52Come on, dude! Smell this one, Rita!
08:53This one smells like cheese!
08:55Definitely a cheese dream!
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