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00:00You're a fat fuck. If you have a son, probably a fat son. Everyone you know is fat son. I know the deal. As a kid you were lean, but became a fat adult. And adults don't fat shame a fat adult. Bad result. Because now the job falls on me. You're a fat asshole. Your asshole hasn't seen much action since they sent you up the flagpole as a tadpole. Or besides your boyfriend's damn toll. But for real fatso, look at what you eat fat boy fat girl.
00:28Your fats are sat. So your seat almost collapsed when you set your fat ass on that. This also goes for thin fat people. You're not a tank, but we all know you have fat stacks in your fat bank. But it's a fat culture. Get off the oil and animal foods, won't you? Deep down, no one wants to fuck you. They might have a fat fetish, but you're a fat nasty nignog, so fuck you. Have some oatmeal, beans on toast, or a bean burrito.
00:57All you keto people make the connection. Your gurus are fake as a head wig. Your diet's a dead end. Since no one teased you yet, it falls on me to do it.
01:08You fuck up everything, you huge fat ass you. Your mama's so fat. Your family's so fat. But don't be mad at me that you're fat.
01:16You should commit suicide, or commit to a diet. And vegans get off the fried shit.
01:21Losers is you. The only way you might change is if I bite your brain. If I was nice, you would say fuck it. And go back to ice cream, icing, onion rings, whatever.
01:32All your problems stem from what you eat. You're addicted to that greasy mouth feel. Try some raisin bran, veggie soup, pasta, and red sauce.
01:42You made yourself mad. Cause you're a giant sick fat body and...
01:47Eat only potatoes with the skin. And just them for some spam.
01:52Otherwise, you're just a fat nasty dumbass. And also probably a fuckass.
01:58No fat bitch can be attractive. And no fat man has a cock that's fat man.
02:03This is from the heart, in fact. I too was once large and fat.
02:07So don't get a heart attack, fats. And don't get breast cancer, lass.
02:12To get that is bad. It's hard to get rid of that. The latter.
02:16It's unnatural. So if you want a better life, cut out butter and cheddar.
02:21Cut out the cheese and some other things.
02:24Cut the mustard. Cut the mustard greens.
02:27But you will cut the cheese, so to speak.
02:30And if you know what I mean.
02:33In closing, you're a fat sucker.
02:35And your life's a big fat nothing.
02:37So go and do something about that problem.
02:46Cut the butter and rất big fat.
02:50vivir is all right.
02:53You have to fill it in your hands.
02:55I can just deaf.
02:56Moved over to your heart.
03:02I can feeljet of the fat is quick andnoxious.
03:04No the other too.
03:05I can speak to all
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