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00:00This isn't going to be a live stream though. This is just going to be the recording.
00:04That way we can go over everything.
00:12Alrighty. Yeah, they were in my glove box.
00:16I looked everywhere for them, except in my car. Then when I went to
00:20put my spray on, I was like, oh, here they are. After I went through
00:24everything.
00:28I made sure to put them like this.
00:32I could see them between
00:36everything else.
00:40Gilded Lotus.
00:44Pathways.
00:48Time walk.
00:50Memorial.
00:52There's that commander you wanted.
00:56Well, I mean, they were floating.
00:58I don't know how they did it.
01:00They're all mixed up.
01:02Just floating in one spot.
01:04Isolation cell.
01:06These are all yours.
01:08All 90 of them.
01:10Um.
01:12Dark side.
01:14Extortionist.
01:16Bayou.
01:18Page.
01:20Um.
01:26There's the lion.
01:28There's the lion.
01:30Oh.
01:32Oh.
01:33Um.
01:34There's the lion.
01:36Oh.
01:37Oh.
01:38There's that cool taferi you wanted.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Oh.
01:41Oh.
01:42Oh.
01:43Okay.
01:44Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:46Um.
01:47I'm gonna put the boxes over here.
01:50Here's the tinkers. Yeah, cause I got the, uh, expensive tinkers.
01:57I feel like you shouldn't be able to die here.
02:00There's a quarry. Um, roaching. Ruby. Arnold. Black glorious.
02:12Wow, I went into the very impressive streak of ten. Time volt.
02:22Yeah, yeah, look at the difference between the time volt I use and this one.
02:29Yeah, um, I will be glad this works out. Tolarian Academy.
02:34Yeah, and that Tolarian Academy. Mycosith Lattice.
02:39Oh, there's another pillar over there.
02:43Yeah, like I said, they're all mixed up. I'm trying to get them together here for you.
02:50Tolarian viewpoint.
02:52Wait, I wanted a free bug.
02:55Uh, no, no.
02:57Get in.
02:59Mox. Mox. Mox. Mox.
03:05Mox.
03:08Mox.
03:13Mox.
03:14Mox.
03:15Mox.
03:16Mox.
03:17Mox Diamond.
03:19Mox.
03:20Mox.
03:21Tantalite.
03:22Mox.
03:23Mox.
03:24Mox.
03:25Mox.
03:27Mox Lotus.
03:28Caverns.
03:30is that command beacon you wanted yeah Muldra Muldrothal or whatever yeah there's the Goon
03:39Tutor yeah cause I'm playing the actual thing Vampiric Tutor yeah Tutors Imperial Seal
03:52oh there we go much weighty Meyer that's because the second time walk where they
04:10have a gravity coil and emerald medallion
04:22Tainted Remedy yep Tainted Remedy Tainted Remedy
04:27Oketra I don't know let's know the lines I'll put that out
04:33up there
04:35Joraga Tree Speaker yeah
04:40Winter Moon
04:43wait no don't eat em I'm not even trying to pronounce that one
04:47I did you Tyrant Dabby and then you're stocked by a killer
04:52Mert Field and Mermere and Big Simit
04:56yep
04:57I didn't know you could eat him
05:00there you go nine cards
05:02and he already had ten
05:07another diamond
05:10I gave you the Mox Jet
05:12Mox Ruby
05:13Mox Armored and Sapphire
05:15I gave you those
05:17yeah
05:18like weeks ago
05:19yeah
05:20right when we bought them
05:21yeah
05:22it's four o'clock now
05:25you can start putting these in the decks
05:27if you wanted to
05:28nah I'm not going to put them in yet
05:30whatever
05:31I have some Mox
05:34Mox
05:36Mox
05:37Mox
05:38there's all your Moxes
05:42put all your islands
05:48light your lambs in one spot here
05:52Temple of Foscott
05:55right there
05:56ghost quarry
05:58wasted landscape
05:59oh sorry here
06:00here's another Mox
06:01Mox open
06:02land
06:05land
06:06land
06:07land
06:08yeah it really seems like I'm not going to be a gift of new and lore
06:11land
06:12oh my gosh it's a broomba
06:14here's your Black Lotus
06:19huh
06:20land
06:23what the fuck it is
06:24bro it's only two new
06:26what the fuck it is
06:27that's all they added
06:28there's two new
06:29watch it
06:30okay
06:31another
06:33uh no
06:34I'm not going to die
06:35artifact
06:37artifact
06:39artifact
06:40creatures over here
06:42you shall be able to endear artifact from magic artery
06:47yeah
06:48artifact
06:49artifact
06:50artifact
06:51artifact
06:52artifact
06:53artifact
06:55artifact
06:56artifact
06:57they have times six more on my plate
06:59okay
07:00okay
07:01oh there's blue green one
07:03right
07:04like that
07:05okay
07:06oh there's blue green one
07:07right
07:08like that
07:09like that
07:10yeah
07:11that's that
07:12king of the creature
07:13i don't know these are all blue green simics
07:26oh
07:27i was putting them all together as simics
07:28oh i was putting the creatures
07:30i know
07:31sorcery
07:32stuff like that
07:33my own files
07:34какая
07:35champ
07:36chant
07:37chant
07:38Titanic
07:39chant
07:42chant
07:43chant
07:46chant
07:55Well, wasn't that yours for you, uh, Assassin's Day, what the f**k, our viewpoint, um, oh, fair enough, there's more creatures, imperial seal, that's probably a, I guess you lose a little search,
08:25and then whatever's left, we can, we can always do another, another set of 200 in the future, I know you said you were wanting more tutors, and then, uh, well, I was gonna try to get, like, um, tutors all set up for a different,
08:54um, type of deck, yeah, so I can, I can do another set of 200 eventually, oh, I'll need to, I need to figure out what, I'll need to get myself some tutors too,
09:07yeah, see, I don't have, I didn't have that tongue full of false god, that's actually one of the ones, reliquary tower, I had all the originals, and that's, oh, yeah, that's expensive,
09:21expensive, that's expensive, so, so it's like, uh, I need to start liquidating them, they're cheaper cards, yeah, mom, you can't get cheaper than a 75 cent card,
09:34new, new, new, new, and playing all the, like, there's some blue and green, yeah, playing all those legit cards like that, that's, uh,
09:45It's expensive.
09:46It does.
09:52Yeah, that's quite expensive.
10:01One car in the loan is probably about $1,000.
10:04Yikes.
10:06Yeah, that's...
10:09That pains me every time I see it and I throw it.
10:15I don't have a big copier than anything.
10:25That and I'm playing all the different irreplaceable cards.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36Like, um...
10:40That are only available through the home.
10:49Those, I gotta pull it out.
10:51They're all signed and everything else.
10:54Yikes.
10:55That's crazy.
10:56They're probably sitting in a folder.
11:04A folder or save or something.
11:06Not in the deck.
11:09Getting played in, uh, losing value every time you play them.
11:14Well, and it's not necessarily just the losing value that's the issue.
11:18It's more of the fact that, um...
11:23They're gonna get beat up.
11:25mass tariff.
11:37I want to give you an idea of wrath of God.
11:38Santa complained dude. I actually have a big question.
11:47Wait, wait, won't for dying. Bro took so much damage. He was at 300.
11:56This person is watering him, but stealing him.
12:06No, that was me. Giving him ice cream.
12:10I would see that.
12:14Grabbing his hat.
12:16He's not grabbing all his hat.
12:20Do I really feel like getting sued?
12:24Yes. Shout out to all my people.
12:26When I grab something, I'm gonna steal it.
12:30It's stupid.
12:32Yeah, there's a lot.
12:36But I still have it.
12:40Yeah, like you see this?
12:46Oh, that's, that is, that's a sign.
12:50That's uh...
12:52Yeah, but look at the back.
12:54Because his ending only happens when...
12:58Oh, shit!
13:00It's an expensive card.
13:04Was that one that you, you won in tournament?
13:08One of four.
13:10Oh, crap!
13:14Yeah, that's crazy.
13:16Yeah, let's look for the other one.
13:22I'm saying I can find them.
13:24There's a story to be said with those cards.
13:26There's a story to be said with those cards.
13:30Yeah.
13:32So when you have them and you go, hey, I got this card and this is how I got it.
13:36It's kinda nice to try to keep them in fairly decent condition.
13:40Yeah.
13:41That makes sense.
13:42I mean, there are tournament cards.
13:46The only way to get it is to win different levels of the tournament.
13:50I know.
13:51Oh, nevermind.
13:52Let's see if I can find them again.
13:53Yeah, when you see it, you'll be like, oh my God.
13:54And they're not all.
13:55Same.
13:56I have all four.
13:57Two?
13:58No, no.
13:59Oh, shit.
14:00Yeah.
14:01I'll give them one just for showing up because I'd already qualified to do the tournament.
14:03Oh, is that the one you were telling me where you had to switch up the cards?
14:18Yeah.
14:19And I lost the tournament halfway through.
14:22So I ended up with two legit cards and then the other two I got, I picked up.
14:27They gave me for standing in as a judge.
14:31Hold on.
14:32That was the, uh.
14:33Because one of the judges had to leave.
14:34Yep.
14:35And then you, you played against the best player.
14:38Yeah.
14:39With your original deck, right?
14:40Yep.
14:41Okay.
14:42So this is the original Wrath of God.
14:45The original.
14:46And yeah, that has been beat to hell.
14:51Oh, shit.
14:52Um.
14:53Now, the tournament ones.
14:56And I can find that one.
14:59One.
15:00It might not.
15:01It might be.
15:02Yeah, the original has the, the borders around it.
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:05Why is it?
15:06Oh, shit.
15:07I'm on fire.
15:08I'm on fire.
15:09Plus, it actually looks old too.
15:11Can you cut that for me real quick?
15:13I'm on fire.
15:14I'm on fire.
15:15I'm on fire.
15:16I'm on fire.
15:17I'm on fire.
15:18I'm on fire.
15:19I'm on fire.
15:20I'm on fire.
15:21Ow.
15:22You want a quick run with my?
15:24It hurts.
15:25My nail deck.
15:26I'm on fire.
15:27I'm on fire.
15:28Wait, what is that?
15:29What is that?
15:30I don't know.
15:31We can count.
15:32Uh-huh.
15:33I'm on fire.
15:34Six, seven.
15:35Oh, uh-oh.
15:38You know the thing that kills you?
15:40Now you want to see the OG Rathagod?
15:55Okay.
15:59This one?
16:02Ooh.
16:03That is cool.
16:05That's the 93 and 99.
16:10That is the OG.
16:17And I'm playing this.
16:20Oh, shit.
16:28Let me see if I can play it.
16:33Yeah, that's...
16:34Every time I play it, it's like...
16:36Yeah, I'll take you.
16:40Oh, you're talking to somebody?
16:46Sorry.
16:46No, I was talking to mom.
16:49Because she asked me if I wanted her to put it in something.
16:53I don't know if I put it in.
16:58Put what in?
16:58I hope you like the work I did to the wrong.
17:03I think it looks better.
17:05Yeah, and they can't hire Jake over at my job until closer to spring.
17:11Because they said donations don't pick up until then.
17:14I'm going to try to stop.
17:15I'm going to try to run away.
17:24Oh, no, they're mad too.
17:26I don't know if I was going to get on the way.
17:27I don't know if it was going to be on the way.
17:29I don't know if it was going to be on the way.
17:29that's going to happen.
17:31I don't know what to do.
17:33Whoa.
17:35Whoa.
17:37Whoa.
17:39Whoa.
17:41Whoa.
17:43Whoa.
17:45Whoa.
17:47Whoa.
17:49Whoa.
17:51Whoa.
17:53They melt you.
17:55They melt you more.
17:57Oh, wait. Jesus.
17:59That goes out of the game.
18:03Came to the Abyss.
18:05Let me know when you want me to give you a ride out of here.
18:09Down to ten of life.
18:11I got ten times.
18:13Mana for turn.
18:15Someone break it right now.
18:17Get tap mana to play Dark Ritual.
18:21Not bad.
18:23Break it.
18:25Break the cray.
18:27I'm willing to bet they're in the deck somewhere.
18:31Black Lotus.
18:33Black Lotus.
18:35I just called up here and block your lotus.
18:39Ouch.
18:41Okay.
18:43How's my game here?
18:45Mother, block your lotus.
18:47If I don't have it at that point it's crazy.
18:57Cause that's four, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
19:03One, two, three.
19:07One, two, three, four, five.
19:09One, two, three, four, five.
19:13One, two, three, four, five.
19:15One, two, three, four, five.
19:19One, two, three, four, five.
19:23One, two, three, four, five.
19:27Wow, that box had a whole bunch of bananas inside.
19:31I'll be constantly milling.
19:33Not bad milling though.
19:35Point loses life whenever you gain life.
19:36Try to point loses life.
19:37And then I would just keep it going.
19:41So, that would be, a little black lotus.
19:43Put that through more cards.
19:51And then I would just go to the one you run them until they either lose life.
19:59Okay.
20:00They fixed it.
20:02There was a bug where your, um, your fan, whenever you got the Midas, it didn't give you the
20:09I got the Midas, it didn't give you the Midas, it still gave you only one, gosh, I need to look at that, solar ring, sacrifice, black lotus, three more, and then mirror treasure, that would be infinite mail, and then until a creature goes to the graveyard, once a creature goes to the graveyard, profane memento kicks off, are you doing your sweet dick, yeah, just showing it off on cam while you do that,
20:38oh no, that's fine, and then it would keep infinitely milling, and the retriever would go back to my hand until a creature goes to the graveyard, and at some point they have a creature in their deck, and then I would gain life, Vita would kick off, and then I would gain, they would lose that much life, and when they lose that much life I gain, and then it's an infinite,
21:01I should off both, the infinite mail, and infinite life train, good, because, I mean, like you said, somebody can go and be like, yeah, I'm gonna stop your, your infinite mail, by having like a card in the deck that says, when this goes in, my entire deck goes back, my graveyard goes back in my deck,
21:27yeah, but if you have the, where it's infinitely going until they get a creature in the graveyard, it just, just needs one, kicks off profane memento, and then it's an infinite combo,
21:43yeah, yeah, because I did play that, yeah, a couple people did, a couple people had that card in the deck, well, mine are, same effect, just, you played infinite turns last night, yeah, yeah, that's,
22:04you're like, I'm gonna time vault, and then I'm gonna untap my time vault with my planeswalker, and I'll redo it again, I'll do it again, and again, infinite turns, infinite turns, there's no way you're coming out of this alive, there's no way, you ain't gonna, that was turn five, that was, that was gotta be the, that was brutal, quickest I've ever done that,
22:27turns, I was like, holy shit, and you're like, yeah, I guess if you can end it, go ahead, I'm like,
22:35because Juliana was already saying, this is our last game, so I was like, yeah, I guess, if you really want to end it, you know, because,
22:42she was already getting ready to go, yeah, she already had Damien's, uh, van started and everything,
22:49so it makes you wonder, which one is not coming, or, yeah, for what reason,
23:02is it, nobody knows, is it, is it, is it because, he doesn't want to, or is it because, she doesn't want him to,
23:10either way, all I know is, when I went over there, he was sleeping, so, yeah, and he doesn't spend a whole
23:20heck of a lot of time with Juliana, he only gets, what, two days off, too, so, yeah, and so the other
23:25thing is, it could be a little bit of both, you know, so let me look, all right, for the other, um,
23:36okay, okay, there's the other one, where, this one, uh, yep, four different categories, oh, no, no,
23:50oh, no, no, no, it's worse than that, uh, hmm, oh, here's the other one, okay, so we got two,
24:06you got two of the side there, yeah, all right, crazy just right there,
24:18yeah, it's crazily, like, expensive right there, yeah, yeah,
24:23okay, so it's not in this deck, but you had those in decks? Yeah, like, you just pulled them out of
24:43decks? Yes, oh, man,
24:46I don't know if that's crazy, I have, I, I, there should be another one floating out here somewhere,
24:54yeah, but I cannot play it. Um, I don't think it's in this one.
25:02that's fair, yeah, I don't think it's in this one.
25:09I don't think it's in this one. I may have. So, say I'm going, you're good.
25:17you're good. 420.
25:19Underline.
25:21I was like, I just wanted to go to work.
25:27Gotti is like, if I could get paid to not go to work, I stand alone.
25:33It's not even that, it's just going to become a slow day.
25:39Manager today?
25:40Yeah.
25:40Oh boy.
25:42Manager tonight and then I'm not even supposed to necessarily be working at night.
25:47You know what?
25:48No, I was supposed to work in the morning, but this dude really needed to have the night off, so.
25:57Oh, she probably got bargained. Possibly.
26:01I don't know.
26:03I don't party on the weekends anymore. I party on the weekends.
26:12I don't want to party.
26:16You know, she just likes to have her time to herself.
26:23And she needs her time to herself or her daughter.
26:30I don't know what's going on at whatever time.
26:39Let me look.
26:40Yeah, I have yet to build this deck. I've got all the cards sitting here.
26:49I've just got to go through and revamp things down.
26:54I actually was working on the deck to be sure it was all in.
27:07And I got like halfway done with it and I'm like, eh. People would be so close if I do that.
27:17I'll be like, oh, okay. I'll just wipe off the whole field.
27:26Don't you have one that destroys everything on the field?
27:32Yeah.
27:33Obliterate.
27:34Obliterate.
27:35Obliterate.
27:35It destroys everything.
27:37It's crazy.
27:38It even had numerous land destruction.
27:41It even had numerous land destruction, numerous creature destruction, numerous non-land permanents, and just, it was my destruction deck, and I put most of it together, and then I got to the point where it's like, you know, everybody's gonna frickin' hate this deck, just not gonna build it.
28:05So the cards are floatin' around over there, it's like, no, no, there's lots of decks I put together that I get, like, halfway done with the deck, and I'm like, what the hell, it's like, no, no, no, no, I want people to play the game and have fun.
28:30Really?
28:31That's not gonna happen.
28:32There's a destruction deck that's nobody's gonna be happy, nobody's gonna have fun, and it's gonna be, okay, nobody has anything.
28:41Nobody has anything.
28:43It's startin' all over.
28:45Oh, shit.
28:47Everybody loses indestructible, sorry.
28:50Yeah, that, that card, that deck had remove all indestructible from the field.
28:59Wow.
29:00Man.
29:01And it cost me one mana and half and sacrifice the mana.
29:05Now, nobody's got indestructible, and then I just literally feel like, land's included.
29:14Field went everywhere and it was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do that.
29:23that pisses off to me
29:26you know just cause you can do something
29:31doesn't mean you have to
29:34and I'm like no we're not playing that
29:38and so I disassembled that deck
29:40I get these great ideas and I start building these decks
29:43with these terrific ideas
29:45and then after I start putting them together
29:49I realize
29:50the error of my evil ways
29:55and it's like
29:57no
29:58I do yet
30:01we're gonna have a lot of pisses off
30:03and it's still supposed to be
30:06get together have fun and play the game
30:09not just
30:09I couldn't compete with what Damien gave me yesterday
30:16all these nice cards
30:17I didn't expect him to get all these
30:19yeah I don't know why he did that
30:20I felt bad that he played all them games
30:25and he was doing really good
30:27and then
30:27I
30:28I wasn't talking about
30:30I was talking about these
30:30like this gold card
30:32like
30:33how do you even come upon one of these
30:35you gotta buy
30:36pack after pack
30:39you gotta buy a case
30:51and then you get so many of them
30:54and it's like
30:55oh I don't need that one anymore
30:56looks like I got this
31:03deck
31:04now this is like
31:06two decks in one
31:07there's enough cards in here
31:11to make two decks in one
31:13they're all black
31:14black or
31:21black related
31:22you know
31:23you know
31:27it's like
31:28oh yeah
31:31this was part of the
31:32half of the destruction deck
31:35I separated
31:35yeah
31:39yeah
31:40this is the destruction part of it
31:42oh my god
31:44it had obliterate
31:46and
31:47damnation
31:49and everything else in it
31:51wow
31:52uh
31:57Crypt of the Eternals
31:59blue, black, red
32:01that's a broken deck
32:05please tell me it's not still all together
32:09oh
32:11it
32:11is
32:12great
32:14this needs to be separate
32:19more
32:20yeah
32:22yeah
32:23wow
32:26good job
32:29there
32:30it separates
32:31goes the green light
32:33wow
32:35valentine's E gave me four
32:37bros
32:38oh
32:39simit
32:40yeah
32:41part of the simit
32:42yeah
32:43part of the simit
32:44oh
32:45simit
32:47yeah
32:48part of the simit
32:53man
32:54there's part of the simit
32:55right there
32:56this dude's at a Taco Bell Cantina
32:58he says
32:59I'm getting freaking
33:00Baja Blasted
33:01Baja Blasted
33:03wow
33:04he gets tequila in with his
33:05uh
33:06yeah he got like three shots of tequila
33:08ha ha ha
33:09he says I'm getting Baja Blasted
33:11oh
33:12oh
33:13my god
33:14well
33:15it is a good chaser
33:16what
33:17Baja Blast
33:18yeah
33:19Baja Blast voltage
33:21he really said
33:23I'm getting Baja Blasted
33:25thanks Audrey
33:26thanks Audrey
33:27uh
33:28by the way we're still recording something
33:29thanks for that one
33:30that was great
33:31that
33:32the street
33:33the recording's really gonna like that
33:34yeah
33:35thanks a lot
33:36I'm gonna be leaving soon and all
33:38yeah whenever she's ready to go
33:40I'll be taking uh
33:42I'm uh
33:44just going too late
33:48well
33:49can I uh
33:50empty out my cup here
33:52oh
33:56oh yeah
33:57Library of Alexandria
34:00it's not draining at all anyway
34:02it's not draining at all anyway
34:04yeah
34:05yeah
34:06in uh
34:07blue green
34:08that is
34:11pretty broken
34:14but
34:15and in an artifact deck
34:17it's really broken
34:18it smells like air freshener
34:20that might be me
34:23you have air freshener?
34:24air freshener
34:26huh
34:27I sprayed Febreze at my house
34:28oh you did?
34:29sundays are my cleaning day
34:30before I come over here
34:31oh ok
34:32yeah that might be me
34:33sorry
34:34I just wanna
34:35oh your mom loves Febreze
34:36your mom thought she was leaving her mind
34:38she's like what the hell must be
34:40yeah that's my fault
34:43yeah
34:48hey don't forget your
34:49wrath of gods
34:50we'll be dead
34:51alright
34:52I want to leave now
34:53probably head out here in like 10 minutes
34:54let me know
34:55I'm happy to help
34:57I'm happy to help
35:07whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
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