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00:00:00Oh, yeah.
00:00:17Is it possible to carve one account the length of multiple stuff?
00:00:42What?
00:00:43In what way?
00:00:46Also, fuck, I can't do this thing, advertising, while also streaming at the same time.
00:00:53At least on computer.
00:00:57Well, you can do it on mobile.
00:00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:02But I was wondering, like, shit.
00:01:07Because my account currently has, like, Twitch already integrated into it.
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:15And I was wondering if we were supposed to have multiple Twitch accounts in one Discord account.
00:01:22Right out of it.
00:01:24Let me fact check that.
00:01:25Can you link multiple Twitch accounts to Discord?
00:01:35Uh, people on Reddit are saying yes.
00:01:48People on Reddit are saying yes.
00:01:49Yeah.
00:01:50People on Reddit are saying you can link more than one.
00:01:55Uh.
00:01:56Uh.
00:01:57Uh.
00:01:58How many of you DM me is a loving info again?
00:02:02Oh, oh.
00:02:03Uh.
00:02:04Hmm.
00:02:05Okay.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07Hang on here.
00:02:08Uh.
00:02:09Uh.
00:02:10I need to DM me is a loving info again.
00:02:13Oh, oh.
00:02:14Okay, yeah.
00:02:15Hang on here.
00:02:16Uh.
00:02:17Huh?
00:02:18Huh?
00:05:02Do like a bot command to like to see if they're like the beginning of the stream and shit, but...
00:05:12You know what?
00:05:16If I can do it on that server because I have to use the bot, I can at least advertise on fully how-go server.
00:05:21All right.
00:05:23Hang on.
00:05:25Uh...
00:05:27Now can you pitch me just like a normal link to our profile?
00:05:40Oh, yeah, yeah, hang on.
00:05:41Just to copy and paste real quick.
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44All right.
00:05:45Here you go.
00:05:47All right.
00:05:48Here you go.
00:05:49Here you go.
00:05:50Here you go.
00:05:51Here you go.
00:06:22All right.
00:06:32Tres Magnifique.
00:06:34Where do you start?
00:06:37Where do you make the title, by the way?
00:06:41Uh, Trespassing into SNES.
00:06:43Ah!
00:06:48Yeah, like, the category is, like,
00:06:50uh, Super Mario All-Star
00:06:53Mario Collection games.
00:06:56Because they don't have, like,
00:06:57Mario All-Stars.
00:06:59They don't?
00:07:00No, they don't.
00:07:01They have, like, a bootleg that kind of
00:07:03sounds like it.
00:07:05And I'm like, well, fuck it.
00:07:07Yeah, close enough.
00:07:10But also, like,
00:07:12I don't know, like, I might, like,
00:07:14load something else on the SNES,
00:07:15so, like, the title is accurate.
00:07:18It's a good thing here, isn't it?
00:07:31Oh, I thought wrong.
00:07:34I think you're thinking
00:07:35I'm related to this level.
00:07:37Yeah.
00:07:37Driving, and I'm screaming,
00:07:59and I'm vigorously masturbating.
00:08:01That fucking song.
00:08:03I've come.
00:08:04I've come.
00:08:05Cram on the wheel,
00:08:08and I'm cram on the dash,
00:08:10and I'm shit on the floor.
00:08:13And then I break in your house,
00:08:15steal all your plates.
00:08:18Then I set us all.
00:08:19Yeah, I can't listen to that song anymore,
00:08:21oh, fuck.
00:08:22Damn it.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:26Well, we get to listen to it some more.
00:08:27I can't.
00:08:40I can't.
00:08:45You have to crouch,
00:08:45to do the thing.
00:08:46Yeah.
00:08:48Then I'm done.
00:08:50Then I'm done.
00:08:51Don't forget where I am.
00:08:57Oh, so you're not going to go to the bonus room?
00:08:58Yeah, bonus room can kiss my ass.
00:09:07I fucking love the jump animation.
00:09:09Come on, you're going to get to the fucking star.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:14You have to march for me.
00:09:15Ah, so close.
00:09:17So close, yet so far.
00:09:20Thanks.
00:09:21What the fuck?
00:09:22You left Professor.
00:09:29Yeah, fucking Professor Executrain.
00:09:37I think that's the level that you're picking up,
00:09:39that can't like skip up.
00:09:40Ah, yeah, here we go.
00:09:42This is what I was thinking of.
00:09:45When I was a kid,
00:09:49I thought that those gloves look like teeth.
00:09:52They kind of do look like teeth.
00:09:59Yes, you lose all your teeth.
00:10:01They can see.
00:10:12Ah, damn.
00:10:15Yeah, there's a trick to it.
00:10:17You kind of have to hit it at like the very edge.
00:10:20I thought he was just running into it.
00:10:23Oh, so you, like I said,
00:10:24you're really lucky.
00:10:25You turned that hammer bro into like a fucking treasure chest.
00:10:28That's not like nothing good in this early button.
00:10:37Right, I was just remembering the button to open it.
00:10:42It's like,
00:10:43it's not until like the third world,
00:10:45the water world,
00:10:46in which those things.
00:10:48That's a kind of good look.
00:10:53You're supposed to get the whistle.
00:11:03Alright, there's a whistle in the first fortress.
00:11:14There was also a whistle in the first level.
00:11:16Contrary to what more modern games teaches you,
00:11:25that game is...
00:11:26No, you're going to go back.
00:11:28You don't go.
00:11:30Well, can't you just like hold the select and...
00:11:34Why don't we buy that whistle for it anyway?
00:11:41Oh, it's to warp to final level,
00:11:43but eh, it's fine.
00:11:46I don't have any hot sauce.
00:11:47I mean, it's not really hot sauce.
00:11:48It's built into the game.
00:11:51You know, it's...
00:11:52Then I'm learning to smell on fire.
00:12:07What do we do?
00:12:12Bitch.
00:12:15Yeah, in future games,
00:12:16like, those platforms aren't, like,
00:12:18intangible.
00:12:19When you try to fly,
00:12:23you kind of just, like,
00:12:24crash into it.
00:12:28Yeah, the fact that they're, like,
00:12:30solid really fucks you up.
00:12:35Because in Super Mario World,
00:12:36I think, like,
00:12:37those wooden platforms don't have, like,
00:12:39a...
00:12:43They go through.
00:12:44Right.
00:12:47Right, they're porous.
00:12:49All right.
00:12:57Time to fuck this up.
00:12:59We never get this right.
00:13:04Okay.
00:13:05Mushroom.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:12Hey, hey!
00:13:20Wahey!
00:13:21Yes, we got it.
00:13:27Nice dog.
00:13:30Well done.
00:13:31And I don't think you're gonna get the whistle anymore,
00:13:36because I think,
00:13:37importantly,
00:13:38you don't get, like,
00:13:38leaves.
00:13:40You get fire flowers.
00:13:41I think there's a leaf in here somewhere.
00:13:56That one may be the leaf.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58And the whistle's, like, up there.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:02But we don't need it.
00:14:03But we're gonna choke a piece of it anyway.
00:14:08Yeah, you know,
00:14:09this trick that the wizard taught you.
00:14:19It saves the fight with Boomer.
00:14:21He hits us, Beatrice.
00:14:32Ah.
00:14:32Doh, you missed.
00:14:35Doh, I missed.
00:14:37The cloud is on the other side.
00:14:39Oh, there's a cloud in here?
00:14:40Yeah.
00:14:41No shit.
00:14:42Go, go, go, go back to,
00:14:44go in that bit.
00:14:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:47Back, back, back, back, back.
00:14:50On the left of that wall.
00:14:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:56There.
00:14:57No, no.
00:14:58Go back.
00:15:00You know, like,
00:15:01the way out of the tunnel?
00:15:03On the, right?
00:15:03Try hitting on the left.
00:15:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:08Go back down.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:09And,
00:15:10and try to jump in there.
00:15:13No shit.
00:15:16Back we go.
00:15:17Welcome to the world of Thief.
00:15:18Oh my god.
00:15:24You didn't even know that?
00:15:26I may have done this once
00:15:28and forgot about it.
00:15:34You know, this is, uh,
00:15:37wow, that's esoteric as hell.
00:15:41That's kind of the point of those.
00:15:43Right.
00:15:48You fucking moonwalk, right?
00:15:49Yeah, I was just doing that
00:16:00to show off this.
00:16:02The star.
00:16:05Alright, let's see here.
00:16:07Oh, it's not one of these.
00:16:08I can't.
00:16:09I can't.
00:16:15I can't.
00:16:17I can't.
00:16:20Come on the dash.
00:16:21something that i i would find amusing like how is this game mario doesn't have in gloves
00:16:40uh that's true yes he just has weird flesh hands
00:16:44like all humans yes but uh it's weird for mario
00:16:51but but also he's kind of tanned it's this game well yeah because he's you know he's he's working
00:17:03out he's he's sunburned yeah well he has gloves there what the fuck wait what yeah he has gloves
00:17:12in this scene um it may be like a color palette thing okay
00:17:17hmm that was fucking lucky
00:17:28hmm is there a way to just like walk away i know you keep what you get okay
00:17:37damn
00:17:41shit
00:17:47you keep what you get and also you will continue from the last time you did that
00:17:54all right
00:17:55so if they are going to be the same when you come back
00:17:58all right and uh treasure ship
00:18:05holy shit
00:18:09you mean holy shit
00:18:10all right whoa ship
00:18:12oh
00:18:14my ship my ship for dinner
00:18:31i don't remember what was like the stipulations to create the treasure ship
00:18:48it was something that has to do with score
00:18:52i mean i collected every coin
00:18:55oh create the create the treasure ship
00:19:01okay i thought you meant like treasure
00:19:03a treasure chest in the ship
00:19:05i was like wait wait what
00:19:07oh a star that's a good one
00:19:10i think that's going to be a star
00:19:13if you just place it like a hammer bro
00:19:15well i'm not sure what was like the stipulation to turn a hammer bro into a treasure ship
00:19:22i think it has something to do with like how much score you you you get when exiting a stage
00:19:31all right let's see here
00:19:33it's like a specific multiplier thing like
00:19:36your score is like
00:19:37can be divided by something
00:19:39or some stupid culture like that
00:19:40oh okay
00:19:41so you have to play a stage in like an exact specific way
00:19:51and get a specific
00:19:52yeah and get a specific
00:19:54and then with like
00:19:56a specific number of score at the bottom
00:19:58play it exactly as badly as i played it
00:20:00i never thought what was the point of chasing that thing
00:20:07well it's because like
00:20:10a lot of odd levels in in the map are optional
00:20:13so if you like skip some
00:20:16it can fuck you over
00:20:18because sometimes the ship will like
00:20:20go behind a level you skipped
00:20:22oh
00:20:22yeah
00:20:23so that's the point of that
00:20:25yeah
00:20:26it's it's punishment
00:20:28especially if you use like
00:20:30the cloud that like skips levels and stuff
00:20:32yeah
00:20:33you don't do it on your first try like
00:20:35oh you may have to sit to more levels
00:20:37yeah
00:20:38the the ship will very often like
00:20:41strategically place itself behind levels
00:20:43that are optional
00:20:44i think i wish we were doing this to a player
00:21:03uh yeah
00:21:07oh yeah see see where it went just there
00:21:09yeah
00:21:10uh yeah like
00:21:12you would've been fucked
00:21:14yeah like if you didn't do
00:21:18level 4
00:21:20and if you were in 2 player
00:21:21and whoever did like level 3
00:21:23like died
00:21:24you'd have to do both of those levels
00:21:26like over again
00:21:27i think the level's only unclear
00:21:30if someone gets the game over
00:21:31yeah
00:21:32you're paying backships like that
00:21:51fucking hell
00:21:53yeah i'm getting back in the swing of it
00:22:13you know slowly and surely
00:22:15there you go
00:22:24you got it
00:22:25you got it
00:22:27you got it
00:22:28you got it
00:22:41you
00:22:41you
00:22:54There's something amusing about that 16-bit sprite, because it wasn't really an 8-bit
00:23:06sprite, but because they kind of did, like, added more detail to it, it kind of looks
00:23:11funny.
00:23:12Well, yeah, the original 8-bit sprites were very different.
00:23:17One of them was literally just, like, a copy of Mario's head.
00:23:24And I think they changed that one.
00:23:29Although, uh, citation needed, like, don't quote me on that.
00:23:32It kind of still looked like the same tiny Mario head, but only, like, it was giving more
00:23:37pixel- more pixel- more pixel- more pixel- more pixel pixel.
00:23:49Jimmy!
00:23:49You don't get a funny job in the making when you're playing it, though.
00:23:57Damn it.
00:23:58Oh!
00:23:58I just realized.
00:24:00One of the color palettes that Mario cycles through, he's the Wario color palette.
00:24:06Yep.
00:24:06It's fine if I'm using that tiny block, just make, like, a f***ing blunt sound on an ending.
00:24:28Like, apparently that guy holds a lot of weight.
00:24:36Well, the block does.
00:24:38The- the guy in the block, I think, does not hold much weight, but the block does.
00:24:45Damn it.
00:24:45Run like the dickens.
00:25:07Run like the dickens.
00:25:07All right, time to f*** this up.
00:25:23Line up the bitches.
00:25:24And pick out fries.
00:25:26Where's the price?
00:25:27I don't know.
00:25:27So, is Mario normally, like, a very small man?
00:25:33Like, is everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom, like, actually really, really big?
00:25:37Canonically, Mario's really tiny, and he only becomes super Mario when eating a mushroom.
00:25:43Right, so does that mean, like, everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is actually, like, really, really tall?
00:25:48Or either Mario's, like, a really tiny, tiny person.
00:25:50Okay, flower.
00:25:58I like the idea that Mario's a dwarf a lot better.
00:26:03Damn it!
00:26:04Well, it doesn't matter what you're doing at the end.
00:26:09Sandwich.
00:26:11Wow.
00:26:12That sure is a face and a half.
00:26:15Four halves.
00:26:18You can see forever.
00:26:20And, you know, two mouths, because he's a consumer.
00:26:25The ideal human being in a post-ex-post-facto capitalist society.
00:26:31Ha ha!
00:26:32Damn!
00:26:33That's my place to go.
00:26:35Ha ha ha!
00:26:36It's, it's, it's what the people at Disney are, are, are, are brewing up in their clone vats
00:26:51right now to, to replace humanity.
00:26:54It's Humanity 2.0.
00:26:57Ha ha ha!
00:26:57They're, they're, they're brewing him up right now.
00:26:59He's gonna have four eyes and two mouths, and he's gonna be, like, big, like Jabba the Hutt.
00:27:03He's gonna be, like, super fat.
00:27:04Ah, can't move anymore.
00:27:17Holy shit!
00:27:19You're, you're scunning it!
00:27:25Not like, I don't know if he...
00:27:27No, it's not Boom Boom yet.
00:27:37You were ready to fight Boom Boom already, weren't ya?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:44Alright, let's see here.
00:27:46Take two.
00:27:46Let's see here.
00:28:16Don't hesitate it.
00:28:21Fuckin' hell, alright.
00:28:26I'm, I'm, I'm reacquainting myself, I'm getting there.
00:28:39Don't hesitate, which I am.
00:28:46I'm, I'm...
00:28:49He fits a bit of a machine.
00:28:52You...
00:28:55You...
00:28:57Yeah.
00:29:04You...
00:29:07Yep.
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:14It's not BOOM BOOM yet.
00:29:33Who will take the top at the booth?
00:29:42Good question.
00:29:49Dammit.
00:29:53Goddammit, okay.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:03Okay, sure.
00:30:08Eat me!
00:30:11Actually, this doesn't last as long as other games.
00:30:14I feel like the star in this game lasts quite a short time.
00:30:19Yeah, it does.
00:30:21Goddammit.
00:30:22You can't stay, boy.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:37Alright, now we just gotta wash our ass.
00:30:52No, you gotta wash your ass.
00:30:55Right.
00:30:56Not my ass.
00:31:00How do you not know that BOOM BOOM jumped like that?
00:31:04Yeah, he jumps.
00:31:09No.
00:31:10Don't give in to the hot stuff.
00:31:13No, it's cause it's the select button or...
00:31:16No, it does not.
00:31:17No, it does not.
00:31:31No, it does not.
00:31:32I do think in this game, the ghost can only die to the stars and and the rose that were.
00:31:48Ah.
00:31:49Oh, right.
00:31:50Right.
00:31:51Yeah, cause the hammer suit.
00:32:00Goddammit.
00:32:01Alright.
00:32:02Round three.
00:32:19All right, round three, with more gusto.
00:32:36Fuck.
00:32:41God damn it.
00:32:46Well, back, time to lift those levels again.
00:32:56Oh my fucking god.
00:32:59Not bad.
00:33:01No.
00:33:02No!
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:04No, fuck this level.
00:33:05This level can kiss my ass.
00:33:10No, I don't want to do this one again.
00:33:15Wait, what?
00:33:18Okay, that was interesting.
00:33:40Ah!
00:33:41Doesn't that make me laugh, that when you enter the bonus stage when Mario's little?
00:33:47It's only like a... it's only his regular sprite head, but only slightly bigger?
00:33:48Right.
00:33:49Oh, it has a mustache.
00:33:50Oh, it has a mustache.
00:33:51Yeah, you know, it's a... it's a... it's a... it's only his regular sprite head, but only slightly
00:33:57bigger.
00:33:58Right.
00:33:59Oh, it has a mustache.
00:34:01Yeah, you know, it's a biker's room.
00:34:08It's a... it's a... it's a... it's a... it's a biker's room.
00:34:15It's a... it's a... it's a... it's a... it's a biker's room.
00:34:22Oh, it's a biker's room.
00:34:23It's a biker's room.
00:34:24Eh.
00:34:25It took me wishing we had my... Super Mario World, uh, there here we could store, like,
00:34:41a power up.
00:34:42Oh, just like
00:34:45Yeah, have a reserve one
00:34:49That you can like use within the level
00:34:51Yeah, no, that was a fantastic innovation
00:34:53It's a shame they didn't keep it
00:34:55Like
00:34:57Not only for
00:34:59Games like
00:35:01That they ported backwards
00:35:03But also like
00:35:04Games going forward, because I don't think they did it after
00:35:07Super Mario World either
00:35:08They have done it actually
00:35:09Super Mario 3D World did it
00:35:13Oh, okay
00:35:13I think New Super Mario World also did it
00:35:17Or
00:35:19New Super Mario Bros
00:35:21Whatever the fucking DS one
00:35:23Point being
00:35:28Yeah, like it wasn't used as often
00:35:32If you like
00:35:32Well
00:35:48Fucking hell
00:35:49I think there might be another
00:35:52Mushroom you like
00:35:53You decide to go a little bit beyond the door
00:35:55Rather than going instantly
00:35:57Into the door
00:35:58Ah
00:35:58Oh, like over here
00:36:13Yeah
00:36:14Oh, never mind
00:36:15They pulled shit
00:36:16Alright
00:36:18Enough cannon
00:36:23Yeah
00:36:24Fuck that
00:36:25That's an EMAX
00:36:32Dude
00:36:34I'm giving it to the Fox House
00:36:36Yeah, no
00:36:48We're fucking moving on
00:36:49This guy is over
00:36:50Jesus Christ
00:36:58Pick a box
00:37:05Also, it's technically possible to die in this room
00:37:14How
00:37:17Well, that
00:37:19The way
00:37:21The way
00:37:21The way
00:37:21The way
00:37:21The way
00:37:21The way
00:37:21Speedrunners do it
00:37:22Is that
00:37:23They gather
00:37:24Enough speed
00:37:25To be able
00:37:26To clip their walls
00:37:26Oh
00:37:28Okay
00:37:29Okay
00:37:30Okay
00:37:30I'm going to
00:38:00Let's go.
00:38:30Let's get the star!
00:38:33No!
00:38:34Ah, it was close.
00:38:45Oh right, the sun level.
00:38:51Is that what the sun level is?
00:38:55Yep.
00:39:00It's very nice, I'm not stinking.
00:39:06You look pretty cute though.
00:39:13Not with the tail, but a bigger tail with a copper shell.
00:39:19There, no, let me get a small part.
00:39:24What?
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:30Hehehehe!
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36Isn't like the sun level infamous?
00:39:38Like a lot of people like, kind of like, you just go into play and shit like that.
00:39:42Oh yeah!
00:39:43Yeah, no, a lot of people have trouble with the sun level.
00:39:45Uh, sun level in World 2 is not the bad one though.
00:39:48It's the one in World 8.
00:39:50In Miles of World, yeah.
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52Was this the first introduction of Traitor?
00:39:58Uh, yes.
00:39:59I believe so.
00:40:00I think so.
00:40:13There's-
00:40:14There's also like Goombas every day, like I have a picture of me.
00:40:17Oh yeah, they're like Paragoombas or something.
00:40:20You went in the last four directions, you got smashed.
00:40:45Dammit!
00:40:47I got him!
00:40:50I can't believe I got him!
00:40:55You beat the sun level on your first try, but somehow you got a game over on Boom Boom Boom.
00:41:10Well, you know, look, my skill set is very specific.
00:41:13I know, but it's just rather amusing to think about.
00:41:22Like, the level that gives a lot of people shit the first time, you aced it.
00:41:26You took a head, but you still aced it.
00:41:27You took a head, but you still aced it.
00:41:31You took a head, but you still aced it.
00:41:44Okay, I know a little bit of my star.
00:41:46Oh, the memory match.
00:41:47Uh-huh.
00:41:48And, hope you remember the other pieces you flipped.
00:41:49Okay, I know this is here.
00:41:50Uh...
00:41:51Damn it!
00:41:52Where was the other one?
00:41:53Wait, wait!
00:41:54No, no!
00:41:55I know where it is!
00:41:56It was there!
00:41:57Okay, I think I remember where the other mushroom is!
00:41:58It was there!
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:00I think I remember where the other mushroom is.
00:42:03It was like... there?
00:42:04Yes!
00:42:05Okay, so...
00:42:06Uh-huh!
00:42:07Okay, so...
00:42:08Okay, so...
00:42:09it was there okay I think I remember where the other mushroom is it was like
00:42:17there yes okay so huh okay so fuck um all right
00:42:39I was expecting you to get it break the shell there nope clip through it
00:43:09shit fuck well let's see if we can take these guys on
00:43:39ah this thing yeah that thing only like I like to skip that yeah it's a big fat
00:43:46useless
00:44:09right cuz they'll they'll wake back up yeah they do the same thing in Mario
00:44:19World
00:44:27yeah right I'm rewinding cuz that one was like bullshit like the guy bounced off the
00:44:36wall when he should have done that
00:44:43you were sliding you was gonna die
00:45:06wait bullshit oh come on what is this bullshit
00:45:18does it only break if you kick it
00:45:23yeah I think cuz it's not going fast enough
00:45:28yep yeah I can see it goes faster when you're kicking it
00:45:38oh yeah I'm one last fuck you from the level
00:45:45you got it
00:45:50damn
00:46:01I remember it being so too
00:46:02all right I know
00:46:06all right
00:46:08let's get more of these right in my face
00:46:10yeah that's what we want
00:46:17the secret drop
00:46:19yeah secret collect
00:46:21yeah secret collect
00:46:23okay
00:46:34okay
00:46:36okay
00:46:37okay
00:46:38use it in this world though
00:46:41okay
00:46:42fuck it
00:46:44yeah
00:46:46get in this dark
00:47:09yeah
00:47:15like there'll be more stars later
00:47:17okay
00:47:18are you gonna get the spinning thing
00:47:23yeah
00:47:26I want to see a tiny tiny head Mario
00:47:28look at that
00:47:29it just gets right on a sprite head
00:47:31yep
00:47:31all right let's see here
00:47:35you can stop with a hat
00:47:47yeah he's wearing a hat
00:47:48what
00:47:53why
00:47:58okay
00:48:00which one is which
00:48:02I don't I don't remember
00:48:03where do you want to go
00:48:06I'll say you're used to
00:48:09to whistle here
00:48:10you go to the world
00:48:11that's true
00:48:14yes
00:48:20it's time to experience pain
00:48:22like never before
00:48:23you choose you choose to experience pain
00:48:48because if you choose to
00:48:52to do the game correctly
00:48:53you get all the pee wings
00:48:54oh that's true
00:49:03yeah that
00:49:03that would help with world aid
00:49:05wouldn't it
00:49:05yeah like you can just like
00:49:14pee wing through some of the levels
00:49:16that are like
00:49:16not a nightmare
00:49:17yeah
00:49:18you know
00:49:19the song level
00:49:20well if we do a two player run
00:49:33through the game
00:49:34we can
00:49:34do like an actual
00:49:36like complete playthrough
00:49:37through all of it
00:49:38because
00:49:39yeah like
00:49:40there's a lot in this game
00:49:42like this is a very creative
00:49:44mario game
00:49:44you know
00:49:45it's got giant world
00:49:46it's got ice world
00:49:47it's got
00:49:47sky world
00:49:49it's got pipe world
00:49:52for a bit
00:49:52it's pipe world
00:49:57which has the best music
00:49:59it's called the music
00:50:04that gets tone
00:50:05there's something funny
00:50:21of you getting hit
00:50:22by the biggest cannon
00:50:23there
00:50:23that's some fucking
00:50:26cartoon shit
00:50:26are you playing the one
00:50:37that has super mario world
00:50:38no i should be
00:50:40i'm actually much better
00:50:42at mario world
00:50:42than any of these
00:50:43i think that's the one
00:50:46i do the least great
00:50:48house of mario
00:50:52has clocks in this one
00:50:54yep
00:50:54i'm actually kind of
00:51:06decent at this one
00:51:07that's actually really fun
00:51:34i don't think that that pick up sound and attack sound are ever used for anything
00:51:52ain't any other thing
00:51:54anyone's dokey dokey
00:52:01feed
00:52:01yes we know
00:52:06everyone knows
00:52:07and also
00:52:10we
00:52:10we don't care
00:52:11oh
00:52:13you can skip that area
00:52:16by the way
00:52:17you can skip this
00:52:19oh yeah
00:52:20like
00:52:20there's a way to like
00:52:21jump up to
00:52:22the thing
00:52:24Yeah, it increases your health.
00:52:35Yeah, to skip the cave, you kinda just...
00:52:43Oh, that's bullshit!
00:52:45How can you get hurt by a fucking person in time, enemy?
00:52:57Eh, cause they still have a hitbox.
00:53:02You know what I mean.
00:53:04You just gave me the fucking...
00:53:08Oh god, I remembered that in the Advance version of this game, the Game Boy Advance talks.
00:53:27Oh, that's unfortunate.
00:53:29Well, yeah, no, this is a very talky game on the Game Boy Advance.
00:53:34Like...
00:53:36More so than any of the other Advance titles that they did.
00:53:40Cause all of them were talky, but this one especially was pretty bad about it.
00:53:47I'll see if that was before Bardo got the...
00:53:49Bardo got the pronoun with my name.
00:53:55So he actually had a female voice for this one.
00:54:04Well, you kept gagging shit.
00:54:10Uh, this is the first game that did different spreads for Mario and Luigi, right?
00:54:14Uh, yes.
00:54:20Yeah, a lot of firsts for this game.
00:54:26Uh, first game where Peach and Toad are playable.
00:54:29So...
00:54:31Obviously.
00:54:32Like, yeah.
00:54:36And also the first one to give, like, each playable character a different attribute.
00:54:44Because...
00:54:45This is also the first thing which, like...
00:54:47Luigi cast his...
00:54:49Higher jump and also 4 feet.
00:54:52Right.
00:54:53Yeah, like...
00:54:58People get so caught up on, like, the fucking Donkey Donkey picnic shit.
00:55:02They, they, they overlook the fact that this game was influential and...
00:55:06It is a goddamn motherfucking Mario game.
00:55:09Like, all of this shit...
00:55:11Carried over into real Mario.
00:55:12In some shape or form.
00:55:14In some shape or form.
00:55:15In some shape or form.
00:55:42In some shape or form.
00:55:47Oh, but...
00:55:48Shit.
00:55:49Why do you panic throw the bomb?
00:55:52Uh, cause I was getting used to Luigi's controls and it wasn't working so well.
00:56:02Yeah, this is much better.
00:56:04Also, each character has also different ado. Toad, for instance, is the one that can pick up, like, the veggies the fastest.
00:56:13Yeah, he picks up everything the fastest. Like, Toad is, like, chuffed up. He's, like, super buff.
00:56:22You guys are free!
00:56:34Yeah, in this game, Toad pumps iron. It's a shame it was all a dream.
00:56:45Well, I mean, we don't know that for sure. Like, it could be that Mario was dreaming of real attributes that Toad possesses.
00:56:56Maybe Toad actually does pump iron. We just haven't seen him do that, like, in any other game, yet.
00:57:04God damn it.
00:57:07Fuck it, we'll just come back to Mario.
00:57:34Oh, nice.
00:57:44Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:47Fuck!
00:57:48I didn't know that was possible.
00:57:50Yes, it is.
00:57:52Yes, it is!
00:57:53Yes, it is!
00:57:54Come on.
00:58:24I was about to say fucking Toy Story because you like the story.
00:58:43Yeah, buddy!
00:58:49There's nobody.
00:58:56Damn!
00:59:01Alright.
00:59:02Not here.
00:59:06So many cherries.
00:59:13How many cherries were needed to get the star spawn?
00:59:16Uh, I don't know.
00:59:23Yeah, let's, uh, fuck around and find out.
00:59:31Because this star spawn is based on number 3.
00:59:44As iconic as it is, I often find that they bring just a star jingle for all of the games
00:59:50in this hybrid.
00:59:52Oh, you're thinking it would've been better to have, like, a star jingle that was specific
00:59:56to this game?
00:59:58Yeah.
00:59:59Yeah, probably would've been good.
01:00:04The only way you can get, like, a game is a different star jingle if you have the Super
01:00:08Mario All-Stars that have Super Mario World in it because Super Mario World has its own
01:00:13star jingle.
01:00:18Oh, yeah, because the mushroom is, like, uh, over here, right?
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:26Well, I still got a coin.
01:00:27That gives me, like, a chance at the slot reel.
01:00:29Also, if you take the potion all the way there, that thing is a warp point.
01:00:33Oh, that's right!
01:00:35I forgot.
01:00:37Well, I can try again.
01:00:49At least I think I can.
01:00:55Yes, I can!
01:00:57Assuming the potion went out of place with-
01:00:59Yep!
01:01:00Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:13Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:17Alright.
01:01:24Oh, the ice level!
01:01:26Ha ha, you just choked in the way of pain!
01:01:28Damn it!
01:01:30I don't know, all these fucking Newberts.
01:01:46Maybe Peach would be good for this.
01:01:49You wish.
01:01:51Well, because she hovers, and I can, like,
01:01:54you know, not have to, yeah, like...
01:01:56Well, you forgot that you have to slow speed.
01:01:58Right, but I can, like,
01:02:00you know, fly over it.
01:02:04On my own terms, not dealing with ice physics.
01:02:19He's also the one that picks up the radius that flows.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:23I forgot where the mushroom is.
01:02:24Come on, come on.
01:02:32Ah, here we go.
01:02:34It's right there.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:35What the fucking ass.
01:02:47Yeah, those things are pillars.
01:03:02But I thought you wanted to play it your turn.
01:03:13Well, Mario is better for this particular part of the level.
01:03:18Oh, back to the beginning of the level.
01:03:43You were, like, one fucking frame away from getting hit.
01:04:01And you got hit there.
01:04:02God, they're just coming at you ruthlessly like the fucking Matrix.
01:04:08Mr. Anderson.
01:04:13Wait, no.
01:04:14Princess Peach, do you receive my package?
01:04:16Oh, by the way, someone's actually on your ground, right?
01:04:32Shit.
01:04:32No, no.
01:04:32You can just get back up.
01:04:36Not with her jump height.
01:04:37Uh, you forget that you can do the duck jump, right?
01:04:44Oh, right.
01:04:46Right, where you charge your jump.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:48Duh.
01:04:54I actually did forget about that.
01:04:55Maybe you need to stop going at a night's miles per hour.
01:05:17But, you know, you gotta go fast.
01:05:18Jesus Christ.
01:05:43Wait, that's all?
01:05:45Yes.
01:05:46Oh, my fucking God.
01:05:47No coin.
01:05:49No coin.
01:05:57So, any of the future versions of this game adds, is that, in the GBA version, it adds,
01:06:02like, a Yoshi egg to the levels that you can find if you play, like, the potion in a really
01:06:10specific place.
01:06:10Oh, so, they add, like, a, like, equivalent of the dragon coins.
01:06:27Hmm, yes.
01:06:36Yes, very smart thing to put in your, in your platformer.
01:06:40Put a bullet hell in your platformer.
01:06:43Intelligent decision.
01:06:48Miyamoto, greatest designer.
01:06:50Genius, co-jumble.
01:07:02Genius, co-jumble.
01:07:10Genius, co-jumble.
01:07:14Oh, we're back to this level.
01:07:24Uh, Luigi, no.
01:07:29There you go.
01:07:31You picked the worst character for this level, I don't know.
01:07:41Because Luigi...
01:07:42has footer feet.
01:07:46And now...
01:07:47it's footer feet...
01:07:48footer feet with ice physics.
01:07:50Right.
01:07:53But he has a higher jump.
01:07:55And I have to, like, dodge shit, like it's a fucking bullet hell in the Matrix.
01:07:59So, you know...
01:08:02It's a match made in hell.
01:08:08Oh, come on.
01:08:09Bullshit!
01:08:10Did this game technically have, like, co-op in the, in the Mario Bros.
01:08:40one, if that doesn't do a sense?
01:08:43Uh...
01:08:43This one, no, I don't think so.
01:08:45I think with this one, what you do is you just, like, take turns.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:54Yeah, like, you do manual co-op with this one.
01:08:57You just, like, pass the controller back and forth.
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:02Shit.
01:09:10I still stand for the board, is it?
01:09:21Because it's not a bullet hell.
01:09:22I still stand for the board.
01:09:23I still stand for the whole group.
01:09:23You just have to put it.
01:09:24Like, one that has to do...
01:09:25Hello.
01:09:25Hello.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:26Hello.
01:09:27Hello.
01:09:28Hello.
01:09:28Hello.
01:09:28Oh.
01:09:30Hello.
01:09:30Hey.
01:09:31Hello.
01:09:32Oh, I'm sorry.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:34Hello.
01:09:34Hello.
01:09:35Hello.
01:09:36Hello.
01:09:36Hello.
01:09:36Hey.
01:09:37Hi, I'm sorry.
01:09:37I'm sorry.
01:09:38I'm sorry.
01:09:39Hey.
01:09:39Hey.
01:09:40If I can refer to Switch Virtual Console person with this team, it may have to be my all-star.
01:09:46What?
01:09:46I mean, I'll start.
01:09:47If it wasn't about the fact that I don't have, like, a way to do two strings at once, I will be happy to actually join you in this shit.
01:10:07There you go!
01:10:13You figured it out! You figured it out!
01:10:17Fuckin' god damn, okay.
01:10:20See, it was not bullet hell. I'll give it to the non-isolent of crap.
01:10:33Uh...
01:10:36I don't know.
01:10:37Oh, I forgot. The water, it hurts you. It's only the thumb you can stand on.
01:10:50Duh!
01:10:58Oh, there you go! Another shallot! That's a good thing.
01:11:07Go back!
01:11:09I think he may be the playing world.
01:11:13Nope.
01:11:14Oh, it was the other whale.
01:11:19There be whales!
01:11:23Ugh!
01:11:26Fuck.
01:11:27Fuck.
01:11:28Hit!
01:11:29Tick!
01:11:30Put!
01:11:32Do the Arbeitstoppock,
01:11:34yap!
01:11:35Tick!
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