- 7 weeks ago
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00:00Yeah, it should be, like, just the stream region.
00:09Yeah, yeah.
00:19It's not doing, like, some sort of weird inception thing.
00:21Right, yeah, like, you're looking at, like, the entire, uh...
00:25Yeah, window.
00:26So, I don't know, that's why I usually, like, do the fucking training before the stream.
00:32But sadly, this thing gunch.
00:35So now I have to do the fucking transformation.
00:37Do you need me to, like, put a stream up for this?
00:40Like, will that help you?
00:43Yeah, that would actually help immensely, thank you.
00:51Yeah, I mean, it's not like you're revealing, like, trade secrets or anything.
00:55Like, this, no, it's just the service, I mean.
00:59All right, let's see.
01:00This will help a lot.
01:01And now, transformation, edit transform.
01:04Uh, your video card driver didn't answer for any of this.
01:18Wait a minute.
01:19What?
01:20What?
01:35What happened?
01:37Ugh.
01:41I'm getting, like, an error when I start this.
01:44And it's, it's starting to, it's bugging me quite a lot.
02:01Yeah, yeah, I think you can see it now.
02:03Like, or wait, no, that's just where it is on my screen.
02:15Yeah, your, your video card driver does not support any of these supported OpenGL versions.
02:19Okay.
02:21Uh.
02:22So you're gonna play it?
02:24Uh, basically, yeah.
02:25Cause, like, I can't, like, I, I have the, like, maximum possible video card driver for
02:31this thing.
02:32Like.
02:34But it's still not letting you do it.
02:36Yeah, and also, like, oh my fucking god.
02:38Like, this is an indie game that, like, is someone that I found, like, in, in, like, a
02:47digital dumpster, like, made.
02:49Like.
02:53I mean, like, I, I mean what I say.
02:57Like, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's no fault of their own.
03:01Like, it, it's not, it's not a mark against their character.
03:04Like, it's just, like, a description of where, of where the place was.
03:08Like, it, it was, like, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it's how I would describe my own
03:15website.
03:15It was, like, a fucking alleyway off the, the fucking internet interpass.
03:21You know?
03:23You're, you're trying to get, you know, to YouTube from your fucking, uh, uh, Twitch stream
03:32suggestion.
03:35And, uh, you, you, you accidentally made an exit, uh, off, off a Tumblr drive and you're
03:43like, oh, where the fuck am I?
03:45Oh, like, these people are, like, disheveled and, like, covered in grime.
03:51I, I, I, I'm in a dumpster now.
03:54I, I, I have never heard of these people and, and so on and so forth.
03:58Like, no, that's what it's like to, like, the average John Q public who, like, no, like,
04:05and, and, I, these are, like, terrible words I'm saying, but, like, unfortunately, that's
04:12what it's like.
04:13Like, we are fucking internet hobos.
04:15You know, nobody's watching us.
04:17Nobody is, like, watching the people that I'm interacting with.
04:21Like, for, my, my, my fucking point being, I should be able to run this.
04:28Like, god damn.
04:34Okay, well, I, I guess I'm gonna have to, like, tell that to the, to the person that made this.
04:41Wait, wait a minute.
04:44Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:46When I press okay, the game still runs.
04:49What the fuck does that mean?
04:52There's just no audio.
04:54Is there supposed to not be audio?
04:57Uh, click me to mute sound.
05:02Yeah, there's no audio.
05:05Yeah, mute what?
05:09Maybe you could click fresh game and something happens?
05:11Mute the sound of silence?
05:14One point.
05:15Hello, Zart, this is my old friend.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh, there we go.
05:22Oh, okay.
05:23I, I guess, I guess, I guess we were supposed to mute that.
05:26The sound that we didn't know was going to be there.
05:30Also, freaking OBS is doing the fucking thing, which is not playing the Discord sound again.
05:35Okay.
05:36So, give me a second to fix it.
05:38Wow.
05:39Uh, I didn't think I would have this many notes for this, this person that, uh, made this game that, like, I'm playing this to, like, open the conversation with.
05:48Like, oh my god.
05:50Uh, I feel bad now.
05:52Like, I feel bad that, like, I'm going to have this, so many, like, technical notes.
05:59Uh, like, I, I don't like being the asshole all the time.
06:02Like, I mean, in this case, it's not your fault.
06:05In this case, it's just OBS's fault.
06:10You're saying OBS has issues picking it up?
06:13There we go.
06:14I texted.
06:14Okay, uh, this is, this is a moronic question, but, it, does this have, like, a category on Twitch?
06:25Uh, no.
06:27Of course not.
06:28So, we, what, what did I switch to?
06:30Oh, just leave it Banjo-Tooie, it doesn't matter.
06:33I, I guess you can change the title if you want.
06:42There's a fan-fi building in town.
06:44Wait, what was the name of the game?
06:45Pan-pi?
06:46Yeah, Pan-pi.
06:49Hey, so, they can't, they weren't there.
06:52This one by is a tree.
06:53How did they put a tree in a building?
06:56Okay.
06:57Okay.
07:01Okay.
07:02Uh.
07:03Right, yes.
07:05Okay.
07:07Lucky yes, there.
07:08Uh.
07:10Uh.
07:11Uh-huh.
07:13Yes, but what are my controls?
07:14How do I find my controls?
07:20What is the run button?
07:25I guess I'm gonna make, make the category just chatting for now.
07:28Uh.
07:30Okay.
07:30Oh, shit.
07:34You found a bug.
07:35Uh.
07:39Responsible, hardworking, grimsec.
07:41He's eager to partner with human.
07:43Refuses available upon request.
07:45Okay.
07:46Uh.
07:47What?
07:51What?
07:52No.
07:54Uh-huh.
07:55You're out of swipes.
07:57Oh.
07:59Oh, I had terrible flashbacks to when I was doing that.
08:03Uh.
08:04Right, but where's the control menu?
08:06Oh, my fucking god.
08:14Like.
08:15You got $100.
08:18Where'd you see that?
08:20Punks, $100.
08:21Oh.
08:21Oh.
08:21Oh, okay.
08:24Uh.
08:25All right.
08:30Uh.
08:34Okay.
08:34Uh.
08:36You can meet Cthulhu's a capitated head.
08:39Oh, wait.
08:40Was that?
08:45Okay.
08:46Uh.
08:51Uh.
08:52Wow, I feel like I'm taking crazy filter.
08:54Okay, enter.
08:54What does that do?
08:56Like, I, I.
08:57These are all objects that I feel like I, I should be, like, interacting with.
09:01Like, this is a type of game where, like.
09:04Now, look, that's got a little capitated head up there.
09:07Oh, WASD also moves, but also so do, like, arrow keys.
09:11But, like, what is the interact key?
09:16Like.
09:19Okay.
09:21Uh-huh.
09:22What is the interact key?
09:23Enter.
09:25Which is what I was pressing when, like, rubbing up against the walls.
09:28I guess not everything is an interact key.
09:30Well, but also, like.
09:34Uh, okay, so.
09:37All right.
09:37The Pompeii out there can be a little chaotic,
09:39and the Pompeii remotes a very combat-connected action.
09:41Okay.
09:43Explain the basics of Pompeii battling.
09:46Okay.
09:46Uh, y-y-y-yes.
09:49Teach me.
09:52Let me teach you what it means to, to, to Pompeii battle.
09:56Uh-huh.
09:58Right.
09:59Okay.
10:02Right, so it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like Pokemon, but, like, different.
10:06Oh, sure, sure, sure thing, it is.
10:15Okay.
10:17Battles always have two fields.
10:19Oh!
10:19Your field and the enemy's field.
10:21You, you can't go into each other's field or touch the bit in between, but you can move
10:24anywhere on your field.
10:25It's, it's, Pokemon meets Mega Man dot EXE.
10:28Uh, okay.
10:31I, I never played Mega Man EXE.
10:34Uh.
10:36Right.
10:37Uh.
10:39All right.
10:43Okay.
10:44I, I, I saw something about using, like, the, the mouse click, but, like, oh, okay.
10:49Okay.
10:52Uh.
10:58Uh.
10:59From now on, you can only move a ton by two files per turn.
11:02You can only do so much in a short time.
11:04Okay.
11:05So, so I've been, like, limited because I was being, being, being, being an asshole, like,
11:11figuring out the game.
11:13Uh.
11:14Okay.
11:16What?
11:17Uh.
11:18Click the penguin?
11:20I, I couldn't click the penguin.
11:25Uh.
11:31Uh.
11:32Oh.
11:35Reposition me and try again.
11:36Okay.
11:37Right.
11:38Bonk.
11:42Oh, okay.
11:44So you need to be, like, vaguely adjacent.
11:48Uh.
11:57Uh.
11:57All right.
12:02Okay.
12:05Uh.
12:08Right.
12:09Okay.
12:10Okay.
12:10So, like, like, uh, arena hazards.
12:17Uh.
12:19Okay.
12:21Uh-huh.
12:23Uh, yes.
12:25Right.
12:32Uh.
12:33Uh.
12:35Okay.
12:36Can you move that rat down?
12:44Uh, it's, it's like, yeah, like, like, with the...
12:48Oh.
12:55Right.
12:56Yes, because it's only in a direct line, line of sight.
12:59Like, like...
13:00Oh.
13:01What?
13:04He got six dollars.
13:05Oh, oh, I won?
13:07Oh, yeah, because the guy is stepping into the bed trap.
13:09Okay.
13:16Hmm.
13:17I like what it's going for, but at the moment, I think the minions are...
13:24I think they're the wonky.
13:27Okay.
13:27So you can kind of do, like, mouse control.
13:29It's not, like...
13:31Quite as...
13:33No, we can now.
13:34You, the one who is playing now!
13:49Experience, bitch.
13:51I can bring you to the post-game where all the areas are unlocked.
14:07Oh, okay.
14:08So this, this guy, like, skips you to the meat and potatoes of the game.
14:14Uh, come over.
14:16It essentially...
14:18It's a...
14:19Well, it's, it's because this is, like, a...
14:36A game in development.
14:39That's, that's why I say, yeah, like, I, I have, I have notes.
14:43I have copious notes.
14:49Oh, there, there's the controls.
14:54Why not just put that...
14:56Again, why not put that in a menu, like...
15:00Configuration menu, like...
15:04I have notes.
15:05I have notes.
15:05I have notes.
15:06I have notes.
15:06I have notes.
15:07I have notes.
15:07I have notes.
15:14E or escape.
15:16Okay.
15:16Okay.
15:19Okay, what the...
15:23You're like a polka-dex.
15:24Ah, okay.
15:26Yes, this is the...
15:28This is the thing for completionists.
15:37What are the fucking objects that fucking condom do?
15:39What does condom do?
15:48It says, great for sexual protection, less great for battle protection.
15:53Most physical, physical death is like...
15:55You can equip your...
15:57Okay.
16:00You can pick a condom.
16:06So that means you can put a condom on the penguin.
16:08Oh, that's like a...
16:19Like a request list.
16:20Right.
16:21It's like a side quest tracker.
16:22Uh...
16:24Uh...
16:25Uh...
16:43what wait wait huh wait are these just guys that like i already have like what
16:54maybe we can just like switch them around just to test them can you drag them into like a
17:00like can you play with the kiwi i i don't i i i i guess you can't
17:06create like a custom area i don't i don't okay
17:12all right i think we're getting too much too much freedom quite early i i i'm
17:21i i i'm overwhelmed i'm overwhelmed with choice
17:28i don't think we were meant to be overwhelmed with choice
17:35like is this is this intentional is this just like because it's early in development like what
17:41what what's what's happening oh maybe we would we were given the option to try them all out just to
17:48see if we can finally lift us i'm too old for this
17:50okay that's that's like a cyclist right here
18:06oh you're gonna fight this guy oh oh okay oh god these are like i i don't know what any of these
18:16do or what what what like the the optimum like gameplay anything is like what i i just i see
18:23like a square to the bottom
18:24uh that seemed like a bad idea you attack yourself sometimes right that that was like
18:35oh okay now this has an indicator
18:37it yeah where was that indicator like several minutes ago
18:44okay
19:09Okay...
19:28Uh...
19:32Oh my god...
19:39Uh...
19:54Uh...
20:03Uh...
20:06Um...
20:09You know, she just left me here alone to defend for myself.
20:39Oh my god.
21:09You know, she just left me here alone.
21:39Oh god, like, I trapped myself in, like, a fucking, like, box canyon with this.
21:57Like, like, oh my god, please can this be over?
22:08Oh my god, it's still happening.
22:25Oh my god.
22:26Okay.
22:27Okay.
22:28Okay.
22:29Okay.
22:30Okay.
22:31Okay.
22:32Okay.
22:33Okay.
22:34Okay.
22:35Okay.
22:36Okay.
22:37Okay.
22:38Okay.
22:39Okay.
22:40Okay.
22:41Okay.
22:42Okay.
22:43Okay.
22:44Okay.
22:45Okay.
22:46Okay.
22:47Oh my god.
23:17Okay, yes. There is a flea button. Thank god.
23:41Oh, yeah. No, no. Not with this configuration.
23:44Never with this configuration. Yeah, no.
23:46I'm going to take F this.
24:16Okay, I won't.
24:26I'm going to take F this.
24:27I'm going to take F this.
24:29I'm going to take F this.
24:33I'm going to take F this.
24:35I'm going to take F this.
25:09The cynical main character is fine.
25:18That's an amusing touch.
25:39Doing this alone is absolute hell.
25:43Like, I really hope Max gets out of the bathroom soon.
25:48Yeah, like, no.
25:49This is not, like, a thing anyone should do alone.
25:52Yeah, like, to anyone watching this in the future, like, oh my god, I'm sorry.
26:02Like, I know I'm fucking boring.
26:04I don't.
26:06Like, I don't fucking do well, like, alone, like, on a camera, like, on a microphone, whatever.
26:14Like, no, like, it's not my fucking element.
26:18Like, I need people to work off of.
26:19Yeah, and, like, one of them, like, biggity bounced earlier, and the other one has, like, you know, like, issues that he's dealing with, like, financially and, like, health-wise.
26:37So, like, I mean, we talked about him showing up today, but not an issue.
26:49Yeah.
26:51Not happening.
26:52Oh, my god.
27:03What's up?
27:06No, I'm just glad you're back, because, like, streaming alone is, like, hell.
27:10Was it a nightmare?
27:11Yeah.
27:12And I went to this alone a long time ago.
27:16Yeah, no, like, that's...
27:19Anyway, uh, did you get my DM?
27:22Uh, what do you guys?
27:24Just read it on, like, your phone or something.
27:28Okay.
27:51Hmm.
27:59Alright.
28:00So, you get the idea of this game.
28:03Yeah, I think I got the idea.
28:06I have some notes to pass on to the developer of this.
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