00:00It seems like someone is a little bit lost right now.
00:15Hmm?
00:18Oh, you're playing hide and seek with your friends?
00:23Hmm.
00:26Has your friends or parents at least warned you about going into the forest?
00:37They did.
00:40And what did they say exactly?
00:46That there's a witcher's house there?
00:53I hate to break a bubble, but...
00:59You are inside of a witch's house.
01:06Me?
01:08Oh, why, of course I am a witch.
01:13Do you not see my hat and my robe right now?
01:18Oh my, oh my.
01:25You truly are naive, you know that?
01:31How could you ever stumble inside a witch's house?
01:41Oh, people nowadays truly are a fool.
01:46Are you afraid?
01:53You're trembling now.
01:58I can hear you swallow so loudly.
02:05Why are you scared?
02:08Did they tell you something about what witches might do to you?
02:14Huh?
02:16Hmm, that is true.
02:20I can use humans as an ingredient for my pot right there.
02:29That is boiling right now.
02:32But, don't worry.
02:35Don't worry.
02:37My potion today won't need a human sacrifice so you're safe right now.
02:47And since you're playing a game with your friends, we can play a game too.
02:54Would you like to play a game with me?
02:57Would you like to play a game with me?
03:00No?
03:01Well, it's a bummer.
03:04I have a lot of ideas and games that we can play.
03:09Come on now.
03:15Don't be such a worry lord.
03:20I got this really, really tasty potion for you.
03:28And I think you might like it.
03:34It's glowing green.
03:37I mean, have they ever told you to not drink a glowing green potion?
03:44From a witch?
03:48No?
03:49Well, it's time to drink this.
03:53I promise to you, it is really, really tasty.
04:00It does have a little bit of aftertaste though, so...
04:09Enjoy.
04:13There we go.
04:14This only?
04:15Okay.
04:16Just...
04:17Swallow that.
04:20And there we go.
04:22Have some more.
04:24You must be really thirsty, you know?
04:28You must be thirsty from all those playing with your friends.
04:33Well, don't worry.
04:34I am here.
04:35This little witch right here will help you relax.
04:48Oh, you feel weird?
04:50Well, let's say that if you do drink this potion right here, it will make you feel very, very honest.
05:09So what are you doing inside my house?
05:16Were you sent by the rebels perchance?
05:22No.
05:23No.
05:24Then why are you in my house?
05:29I swear to god, I thought this would...
05:34I thought this potion would work.
05:37You were playing hide and seek with your friends?
05:47So you are telling the truth.
05:50Then why are you...
05:53Why do you look so sad right now?
06:03I have built up stress this whole time.
06:08Well, this is awkward.
06:19Usually when someone comes inside the witch's house, they either want to steal some stuff inside my house,
06:31Or they are rebels.
06:34Don't want it to get by.
06:36But rebels are such fools.
06:41And you are even more fools than them.
06:46So I do think this potion does work.
06:51You want me to stop pinning it out?
06:58Uh-uh-uh.
07:02I won't let you escape that easily.
07:05You know...
07:08Even witches get bored, alright?
07:13And since you want to relax so so bad...
07:19I will help you.
07:23Alright?
07:25So just lay down there.
07:28And just relax.
07:29And just relax.
07:52Oh, this is beautiful.
07:55Uh-oh.
07:58It tickles.
08:00So the tongue...
08:05Now just relax.
08:07What time?
08:09And why are you doing?
08:11Okay?
08:12And why are you doing this?
08:13Okay?
08:14Okay?
08:16Oh, this is so good.
08:17Okay?
08:20Okay?
08:22you want the other ear? okay
08:40let me just do that
08:48how does it feel?
09:18how does it feel?
09:30you seem so relaxed right now
09:46is it really helping you relax a lot?
09:52I can also do this
10:00and scratch your ears like this
10:06gently scratch your ears like this
10:14how does this feel?
10:18you look good?
10:22you do
10:26let's go back to
10:30this one
10:34there, there
10:38just stay still and relax alright?
10:42mmm
10:44mmm
10:46mmm
10:48mmm
10:50mmm
10:52mmm
10:54everything's gonna be alright
10:58you know I may be a witcher but
11:02if you're not bothering me
11:06if you're not out there against me
11:12you know I can be pretty nice to you know
11:18so
11:20just like how I'm doing right now
11:26you know
11:28I'm immediately
11:30you drink a potion
11:32you know sometimes
11:36when I make people drink that potion
11:40I always ask them for their desire
11:44I always say materialistically
11:48but
11:50you
11:52you
11:54you're quite different
11:56mmm
11:58mmm
12:00mmm
12:02mmm
12:04mmm
12:06you would always say something
12:08how they want more money
12:10or gold
12:12or a piece of blood
12:16and
12:18power
12:20I am
12:24literally
12:26literally just want to relax
12:28let's
12:30let's
12:32let's
12:34let's
12:36let's
12:38let's
12:40let's
12:42let's
12:44there
12:45there
12:46there
12:48here
12:50here
12:50it looks so
13:05bumpy
13:06very
13:08so fast
13:10now
13:12and
13:14It's time for some ear picking. Don't worry, it won't hurt. As a matter of fact, I think you will have done a lot.
13:33Alright, we haven't heard what you're making is. There's surely a lot, but I will show you, alright?
13:49Now, tilt your head a little bit, alright? Like so, and then...
14:03There. Isn't that so relaxing? Isn't that so nice?
14:21Yeah, just think still. It is a little bit tickling.
14:33Don't find the wounds inside. It is a full wound today. Just relax. Move yourself to me.
14:55Let it gently blow into your ears.
15:17There we go. There we go. There we go.
15:39There we go. There we go.
15:43You like how this feels?
15:48It seems like you do. You really do like it all.
15:53You really do like it all.
15:58How about on the other ear? Would you like that?
16:01You really do like it?
16:02Yeah. Okay.
16:03Yeah. Okay.
16:04There we go.
16:05There we go.
16:07There, there.
16:09Don't worry.
16:10After this, we have a big surprise room.
16:11There, right?
16:13Right, right.
16:14There, right here.
16:19There, there.
16:20There, there.
16:25If you like this? This bob right here.
16:28There.
16:29You like this? This part right here?
16:42Yeah? Okay, let me scratch that part even more.
16:52Alright. Okay, very good, very good.
17:10Everything is going to be okay. Just relax.
17:22Okay, we can hold my hand if you need to.
17:50This works.
18:02Oh, this is really nice.
18:06It's so calm and so relaxed.
18:18You know, I do have a potion to help you feel even more relaxed.
18:34You hear that?
18:40If you want to, let me know.
18:50Do you want a drink?
18:52You do?
18:56Oh, don't worry. There's nothing suspicious inside this bottle.
19:04It's all natural ingredients.
19:12Just think of it as what you humans drink.
19:16What do you call it?
19:18A tea or some sort.
19:22Hmm?
19:24See? It has a nice pink color.
19:28What do you want to drink?
19:30What do you want to drink?
19:32Totally not suspicious, right?
19:34Just right there.
19:41Alright.
19:44If you say so.
19:46Here we go.
19:48Oh my, it seems like you're really enjoying the drink a lot.
19:58Hmm? Okay, swallow it.
20:00And drink some more.
20:12Almost there.
20:14Almost there.
20:16Huh?
20:18Good job.
20:20You really, really finished that bottle, huh?
20:24Wow.
20:26So, how was it?
20:28Was it good?
20:30Oh my, not even a single drop inside here.
20:36Making you feel a little bit dizzy?
20:38Well...
20:40It is part of the ingredients, you know?
20:46To help you relax a little bit.
20:50And...
20:52Just to help you relax a little bit.
20:54And...
20:56Relax.
20:58Relax.
21:00Just breathe.
21:02Breathe out.
21:04Breathe out.
21:06Breathe in.
21:08And...
21:10Breathe in.
21:12And...
21:14Okay.
21:16Okay.
21:18Here we go.
21:20Good.
21:26You're really...
21:28Doing a great job right now.
21:32Such...
21:34You're so much more...
21:36Paid.
21:38Yeah.
21:40You're just...
21:42Lying down there.
21:44Just...
21:48Letting yourself relax.
21:50Letting yourself relax.
21:54I don't...
21:56There's nothing suspicious.
21:58At the ocean.
22:10Just something to help you relax.
22:12Relax.
22:18You're hearing double.
22:20Mm-hmm.
22:22It's probably just your imagination.
22:26You know what you're about to pause.
22:32Usually...
22:34You're hearing...
22:36A lot of...
22:38A lot of...
22:40A lot of...
22:41Really is.
22:42Yeah.
22:44Seems like you're falling asleep.
22:48Uh-uh-uh.
22:50Not yet.
22:52Hmm? Not yet. You're not allowed to rest yet. All right. Now, now, for the final thing. Before you go, let me just put your head between my thighs.
23:18Let me give you a big surprise, all right? Just, mm-hmm. Just lay down there, right, on my lap.
23:32Enjoy some ear massage between my thighs. Let's go. Let me just squish you the tail.
24:00How about the height of the light? It feels so soft, right?
24:15Oh, you look so relaxed right now. I have never seen you like this. Well, it is our first time meeting today, but...
24:37Do you want to go back to the picture's house now? You do?
24:47There we go. Oh, look at your face right now. You look like you're in heaven.
25:15Oh, it looks like a face of ultimate bliss.
25:20But I will brush in my eyes oh, okay.
25:25Sorry, my goodness. I have no idea what was going on.
25:27I am trying to get so hard. Here let me swing you.
25:34Squish you. Squish you, you know?
25:41Squish you right?
25:48Squish you again.
25:51Does it hurt?
25:54No.
25:58Alright.
26:04Let's give you some more squishes, alright?
26:16Good. Good job.
26:22Just relax.
26:26Just relax.
26:30Right there.
26:32Close your eyes.
26:36And breathe in.
26:38Your eyes.
26:44Let's give you another splash, alright?
26:48You're...
26:54You're...
26:56You're...
26:58You're...
27:00You're...
27:02You're...
27:04You're...
27:06You're...
27:08And just fall asleep, and chill out.
27:12Look at you, you're falling asleep already.
27:28You know what?
27:31As soon as you wake up, this is all going to be a very, very nice dream.
27:42It's as if this didn't happen.
27:48You'll wake up, lay down, sleeping, and all your stress is just gone.
28:03You're going to sleep.
28:11Just relax.
28:15Close your eyes.
28:16Close your eyes.
28:22Close your eyes.
28:25Close your eyes.
28:28Close your eyes.
28:31Have a good night's sleep, all right?
28:34Have a good night's sleep, all right?
28:39And I do hope the next time you stumble in my house, we can do this again.
28:50Would you want that?
28:53Oh, I forgot your deepest sleep right now.
28:57But nevertheless, I think fate will bring you back.
29:10I tell people which is so not, aren't you?
29:17And I have a sweet dream.
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