00:00Hey, you. Thanks for coming over. I can always depend on you.
00:20What do you mean, what's my problem?
00:25Okay, do we really have to talk about it? Okay, fine.
00:42You know what? That's it. I'm done. I'm retiring. No more dating ever.
00:55Just leave me here to wallow in my failure. This is my life now. Your lap is my home.
01:07I pay rent in dramatic size and so pity. Oh, that's okay.
01:15Okay. You're warm. We need a blast. That date was a disaster. I mean, I should have seen it coming.
01:39The moment he started talking about crypto within the first five minutes, I knew I was doomed.
01:48But I thought, maybe, just maybe, he'd redeem himself. He did not redeem himself.
02:02Seriously? Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, please bore me to death? Every single date, the same story.
02:18Either they talk about themselves the entire time, or they don't talk at all. No in between.
02:27And let's not forget the ones who just want a free therapist. That's always fun.
02:34I don't think I meant for this. Dating, I mean. Maybe I'm just one of those people who never get a real love story. Always a side character. Never the lead.
03:00You know, I'm picky. I just want someone who actually listens. Someone who gets me.
03:18Yeah, you know? So don't look me at that. Thank you.
03:19Oh, thank you. Oh god.
03:28Imagine, dating my best friend? What a cliche, right?
03:38I mean, it wouldn't be the worse idea. You already know all my bad habits.
03:48You've saved me at my worst, and you still stick around.
03:56That's gotta mean something, right?
04:01And I already know you'd never leave me stranded at a restaurant,
04:07because I wouldn't split the bill evenly after ordering like 2 bites of a salad.
04:18You're always there when I need you. Always.
04:30Hey, do you think we're sickle is homemates, and just too dumb to realize that?
04:39Don't look at me like that.
04:45I'm just saying, statistically speaking, if every date I go on is a failure,
04:53but the person who makes me the happiest is always you.
04:59Isn't that kinda suspicious?
05:03Why does this actually make sense?
05:13No, no, no. This is dangerous territory.
05:17I refuse to become one of those people who wake up one day and realize
05:23their perfect person was right in front of them all along.
05:29Too cheesy.
05:31Too predictable.
05:33I won't do it.
05:35But I mean, if it were true, would it really be so bad?
05:45You already know how to handle me when I get all dramatic like this.
06:01You never get bored of me rambling about stupid things.
06:07And I feel safe with you.
06:11Like, really safe.
06:15What about you?
06:17Do you ever think about us?
06:21Not just as best friends, but something more?
06:27God, listen to me.
06:31One bad date, and I'm already plotting our imaginary wedding.
06:37What's wrong with me?
06:47Forget I said anything.
06:49Just let me lay here and absorb your warmth like a sad little lizard.
06:57That's all I need right now.
06:59That's all I need right now.
07:01But if you did think about it,
07:05you'd tell me, right?
07:11Yeah.
07:17Okay.
07:19Just checking for now.
07:23Just stay with me like this, okay?
07:27No weird feelings.
07:29No weird thinking.
07:31No weird thinking.
07:33Just us.
07:35Right here.
07:37Here.
07:55I'm not saying I would date you.
07:57Just chill.
07:59Whatever I did.
08:01I bet we'd be really good at it.
08:05Something to think about, hm?
08:09I love it.
08:11I love it.
08:13I love it.
08:15When you're near me.
08:17I love it.
08:19When you're near me.
08:21I love it.
08:23When you're here with me.
08:25I love it.
08:27I love it.
08:29When you're near me.
08:31I love it.
08:33When you're here with me.
08:35When you're here with me.
09:05I love it.
09:07I love it.
09:09I love it.
09:11I love it.
09:13I love it.
09:15I love it.
09:17Hey.
09:19Hey.
09:21how we eat coffee?
09:23You know that?
09:25If I had known you have almost this perfect,
09:29I will have almost this perfect.
09:32I would have given up dating a long time ago.
09:36Just spend my nights right here instead.
09:53You're warm and safe.
09:56And you smell nice?
10:08Hey, but in a weird way, just like home.
10:14Do I smell nice?
10:25You better say yes, otherwise I might have to roll off your lap and dramatically soak on fire.
10:38But you wouldn't let me, would you?
10:45Now, you just pull me right back up because you're nice.
10:51Too nice.
10:53I still don't get why you're single.
11:11Someone should have snatched you up by now.
11:16Maybe you're waiting for the right person.
11:19Someone who actually sees you.
11:26Someone who doesn't just pass you by because they're too busy chasing after the wrong things.
11:36What happened to me?
11:53I forgot I said that I'm just sleepy.
12:09And sleepy people say dumb things.
12:15It's science.
12:18But if I wasn't dumb, would it really be so bad?
12:24I think I like being yours.
12:45It's just a little, maybe a lot.
12:55It's just a little, maybe a little, maybe a little, maybe a little bit.
12:58But if you don't say it, would it really be so bad?
13:00Would you like being mine?
13:02If you say yes, I wouldn't hear it.
13:06I'm too tired.
13:08I'm too tired.
13:10Totally no doubt.
13:14I'm not listening at all.
13:18But if you don't say anything, I'll know.
13:22I don't tease you forever.
13:28Good night.
13:32Good night.
13:36Wake me up if you decide to admit where I'm meant to be.
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