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Sajan Abbas And zaffrey Khan's comedy clip #comedy #clipcomedy #funny #micdropcomedy

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00:00Yeah!
00:01Yeah!
00:02Yeah!
00:03Yeah!
00:04Yeah!
00:05Yeah!
00:06Yeah!
00:07Yeah!
00:08Yeah!
00:09Yeah!
00:10Yeah!
00:11Yeah!
00:12Oh!
00:13Oh!
00:14Oh!
00:15Oh!
00:16Oh!
00:17Ah!
00:18May no day day ho!
00:20Oh!
00:21Oh!
00:22No!
00:23Te tira pata hai!
00:24Te bachinyadhi ki garandhi hiya!
00:28Hoooo!
00:31Yeah!
00:32Nahi ho!
00:33Merek tarte hai fi!
00:34No!
00:35Ah!
00:36Shadhi!
00:37Shadhi ke si slsele mein jaa tha!
00:38Haa!
00:39Meire na shadhi!
00:40Jaha!
00:41Silsele tira khalo saakda nih!
00:43Teh meri na shadhi ki to karayenga?
00:45Kalo odda he!
00:46Teh tuhun qadi karigar he!
00:47Kalala!
00:52Hooh!
00:54Hooh!
00:55Hooh!
00:56Hooh!
00:57Oh
01:01Oh boy, she's a hot slip. Oh, I have a slow motion of baghata
01:11Chatti yani toti gandhi kar liya niya
01:14Bella na kalo juggta
01:17Karla juggta anini deya mattha
01:27Doctor says, Doctor says!
01:29Doctor says, I will tell you,
01:31Doctor says,
01:34Doctor says,
01:36Doctor says,
01:37Doctor says,
01:38Doctor says,
01:40Doctor says,
01:42Doctor goes to her.
01:44A picture is worth the earned record.
01:48That's also a picture.
01:52This is also a picture.
01:54So go.
01:56I'm going to go, sir,
01:57I'm going to go,
01:58I'm going to go,
01:59If I don't give up,
02:00I'll go,
02:01I'll go,
02:02I'll go.
02:08I'm taking a big chair.
02:13I'm taking a big chair.
02:14I'm taking a big chair.
02:16I'm taking a big chair.
02:21His baby is so big.
02:23I'm taking him with him.
02:25I'm taking him and taking him with him.
02:27She's telling him,
02:28You can't do this,
02:29that he's right.
02:30I'm a king.
02:31I'm a king.
02:32I'm going to go back to my house.
02:38How long did you do this?
02:40Five years ago.
02:41How long did you leave your house?
02:46The boy won't leave it.
02:49This guy
02:51This guy
02:53Is ki baaji ko ڈاکو
02:54Doodduu badei porea lagda
02:55Umar shriw da saab hai tu utari
02:58Ehdi baaji na ڈاکو choke laaga
03:00Ehdi baaji waapus sahib na ka suna
03:02Izzat baache gayi
03:02Kada haa haa
03:03Baache gayi Izzat hao ڈاکو phthaan saan hai
03:12Eh pehle fakir si maamidaasi
03:13Ehdi ja ke buha akhara kaih dhe ra maini keli
03:15Kada baaji tala pajao putra dikhaar
03:17Oh ke di chheve na te rhi pahna ka di
03:23Pruwaan ko kaya ya ja keada
03:25Apaaji bava chadhaan deyo
03:28Ho keada ji bavaa te meire abba ji chadhaan
03:29Da sun fahut ho gaya
03:30Main saraf ungla chadhaan na
03:32Bati aai
03:37Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
03:38Bari raaskulli da suad hui kya ba
03:43Me su si
03:43Sonia teri urdu-punjabi thik ho sakdi
03:52Oh ke bae
03:53Kaka terli me kapsul leake ya hain
03:55Achha
03:55Anah tu do de la lena hai na paani nal
03:57Achha
03:58Ah mira putr haa
03:59Su lena lena hai na tu
04:04Boutal
04:07Baii shazan da malha bai
04:09Surprise
04:12Khaliya surati sari
04:13Oh chokdi di chokke
04:16Shisha mati kya bae
04:17Plastic DC
04:18I'm not kidding.
04:20I'm not kidding.
04:22I'm not kidding.
04:24I'm not kidding.
04:26What are you doing?
04:28I'm not kidding.
04:30I'm not kidding.
04:32Okay.
04:34This is a big problem.
04:36If you're not dead, you're not dead.
04:38You're dead.
04:40You're dead.
04:42I'm not dead.
04:44I'm dead.
04:46You're dead.
04:48You're dead.
04:50My father said,
04:52I'm not dead.
04:58I'm dead.
05:00You're dead.
05:02Let's go.
05:06Let's go.
05:08Let's go.
05:10This is my Zawja Maai.
05:39What do you mean?
05:41What do you mean?
05:43Oh, what do you mean?
05:45What do you mean by your wife?
05:47What do you mean by your wife?
05:49Ask me.
05:51You're my wife, because my mom gave me this.
05:55Oh, my wife gave me this.
05:57Why don't you give me this?
05:59Oh!
06:01What do you mean by your wife?
06:03I have such a strength.
06:05I should do it.
06:07You're my wife, you are my wife.
06:09You're my wife.
06:11I'm like, you're my wife, you're my wife.
06:13You're my wife and I are like,
06:14you're my wife, you're my friends.
06:17What will happen to you?
06:18What will happen to you?
06:19What will happen to you?
06:22What will happen to you?
06:24Hey!
06:25I love
06:34What will happen to you?
06:36I don't know
06:39If you look at me, what will happen to you?
06:42I need that
06:43Oh, come on
06:44Come on
06:45You will be my
06:46You will be my two
06:47Yes
06:48Yes
06:49You will be my girl
06:50I will be my girl
06:51I will be my girl
06:52I will be my girl
06:53I don't know
06:54You know you?
06:55I will be my girl
06:56Tarzan
06:57Tarzan
06:59Tarzan is a jungle
07:00I will be my girl
07:01Oh
07:02You don't know
07:03What?
07:04I am 0.1 meter
07:06I am
07:07Untouch
07:08What is your name?
07:090.1 meter
07:10Untouch
07:12What?
07:13Yes
07:14No
07:15No
07:16No
07:17No
07:18No
07:19No
07:20No
07:21No
07:22No
07:23No
07:24Yes
07:25Yes
07:26What?
07:27Yes
07:32Yes
07:33What day
07:34You know
07:35What?
07:36What?
07:37I don't know
07:39I'm not sure how to make you married.
07:41What are you?
07:44What are you?
07:45You're a good day, I'm not sure how to make a happy day.
07:49Oh, come on, come on, my hair.
07:52I'm not sure how to make you married.
07:55What? What? What? What?
07:59I'm not sure that you'll understand this girl.
08:03You're not sure how to make a happy day?
08:06Suhaagraath...
08:08...hata nae paad?
08:09Si nahi, abhi tummeh...
08:10...bohut masoom...
08:12Ka ki chaday, sga alnuta chadda?
08:14Haan?
08:15Ogri kaan ka?
08:16Suhaagraath nahi paad?
08:17Suhaagraath nahi tal padad?
08:18Si nahi?
08:19Suhaagraath mokhtarmaa inji ye ke...
08:22...je me...
08:24...gariab aadmi koi kati kaniak stahal hai.
08:29Jodho del kiita, kaddi pe ayi...
08:31...khaadi pe di saong ge hai.
08:34Hey!
08:35Suhaagraath...
08:36...Joochek man...
08:37...Pfff...
08:39Suhaagraath...
08:40...Joochek man...
08:41...nawain nara khale hai ne...
08:43Suhaagraath enji ye...
08:45...yaabhi...
08:46...ajee me zero meter seventy koola...
08:48...haan ji...
08:49...te ikko is saaj...
08:50...vetsla bad...
08:51...jaanat...
08:52...auna...
08:55...e nahi...
08:56...ji nahi madar...
08:57...do anah nae shaddi karnei te...
08:58...nei nahi suhaagraath...
08:59...suhaagraath nahi nahi suhaagraath...
09:00...nei...
09:02...jees rat...
09:03...ek bandha...
09:04...teinu...
09:05...piese na na...
09:06...seanat assi...
09:07...o hein...
09:08...haan...
09:09Where did I get already?
09:25Oh you're the good...
09:28Alright I写ed?
09:29How much do I do?
09:31Saladson, did you know it
09:32Saladson?
09:33Saladson, has released...
09:36Saladson, here today
09:37I bought a ticket that went out
09:39I will never know your father.
09:47The only person, you are a girl.
09:49May God, we will know your life.
09:51May God.
09:52But they will go to jail.
09:57There are a lot of people.
09:59Hey, my brother.
10:01You are my daughter.
10:03What are you doing?
10:04I will go to your house and go to your house.
10:07Listen.
10:08I'll give you a $4 billion to the world.
10:10I'll give you a $4 billion to the world.
10:12How much money do you need?
10:14I'll give you a $1 billion.
10:18How much money?
10:20$1 billion.
10:22The problem is now.
10:26What is the problem?
10:28I'll give you a $4 billion to the world.
10:30I'll give you a $6 billion to the world.
10:32I'll give you an $6 billion to the world.
10:40I'll give you $6 billion to the world.
10:42This is the $3 billion in the world.
10:46I'll give you $4 billion.
10:48I'll give you $7 billion to the world.
10:50My heart, I'll give you $7 billion.
10:54$8 billion.
10:56I'll give you an $4 billion to the world.
10:58Where do you love your honeymoon?
11:00Very good, very good, very good.
11:28I'll tell you that.
11:35I'll tell you that.
11:37I'll tell you that.
11:42Yes, I've been reading.
11:45How many books?
11:46I'm very sure.
11:47Do you want to read?
11:48Yes, I've read.
11:50I've read.
11:52I've read.
11:53I've read.
11:54I've read.
11:55Yes.
11:56Yes.
11:57Yes.
11:58What do you want to read?
12:00I don't know.
12:01I've read.
12:02I've read.
12:03Yes.
12:04I've read.
12:05Yes.
12:06Yes.
12:07Yes.
12:08What do you want to read?
12:09Yes.
12:10Yes.
12:11What do you want to read?
12:12It's hard to read.
12:13No.
12:14No.
12:15No.
12:16No.
12:17No.
12:18No.
12:19No.
12:20No.
12:21No.
12:22No.
12:23No.
12:25Sorry.
12:26No.
12:31No.
12:32No.
12:37I'm so sorry, you're a big guy.
12:44You're a big guy.
12:47What do you want to drink?
12:49Your mouth is very strong.
12:51What do you want to drink?
12:55What do you want to drink?
12:57You want to drink the blood of man's hands?
12:59Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:02You want to ask something?
13:04I ask.
13:05What are you doing?
13:07What are you doing?
13:08You're a big guy.
13:14You're a big guy.
13:16You're a big guy.
13:18You're a big guy.
13:20I'm just telling you this girl.
13:23You're a big guy.
13:25What?
13:26I'll do it to you.
13:27I'll check first.
13:29You're a big guy.
13:30Yes, you're a big guy.
13:32I'll do it.
13:33I'll do it to you and I'll do it to you.
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:39Oh!
13:40Where are you?
13:41You're a big guy.
13:42I'm a big guy.
13:45I'm a big guy.
13:47I'll be married to you.
13:48Mama!
13:49Mama!
13:50Mama!
13:51Mama!
13:52Mama!
13:53Mama!
13:54Mama!
13:55Mama!
13:56Mama!
13:57Mama!
13:58Mama!
13:59Your mother will be a child, and you will be a child.
14:03You will be married first.
14:06You will be waiting for your children.
14:09What?
14:11My brother, I will be a child.
14:15My brother, I will be a child.
14:20Yes, my brother.
14:22Yes, my brother.
14:23Your brother will be a child.
14:25You will be a child.
14:27Oh
14:57Oh
15:27Oh
15:32Sadha kata bhao raha ther
15:57Oh
15:59Oh
16:01Oh
16:03Oh

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