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  • 6 days ago
The song is about the actual story of why I thought patches might have been a time cop. The real reason he's dressed like a Time cup it's probably way more fucking shady. Like none of the other time cops I met dressed anyway that would make you think they would timecop I mean that wouldn't make sense going Through Time no one's going to recognize that uniform you's get arrested for impersonating a cop. Like in the moment I thought they were time cops or whatever and they backed off cuz I quit planning shit in the future but they might have just backed off cuz I touch my pocket or something. Like even if Patches was a time cop he's a pretty shitty time cop before because of the other shady shit I seen involving him happen before that shit where I see him wearing that uniform
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00:00Pissing up his sheets each and every night
00:10Running up the electric bill to his landlord's dismay
00:13Pissing in his sheets every night
00:16Poopin' and a-poopin' at him when he snuggled up tight
00:19Poopin' and a-ploppin'
00:21Running up the electric bill
00:23Doing this laundry every day
00:25So he can get that shit out
00:28Stink out his bed
00:30This drug-smokin' secret agent with a time card
00:33And he's out to get you
00:35Pissing up them bed sheets every chance he can
00:38Turdin' and a turdin'
00:39Man, this shit don't seem right, man
00:41It's just a little story about a pissed boy named Patches
00:45If I could tell you his real name, you'd probably get a snitching
00:48He goes out with some real sketch men
00:51And they all dress up like time cops or fake police, man
00:55That's so they can get to kidnapping
00:58They were gonna try to snatch me up
01:00In Walmart, but I saw them
01:03And then they saw me touch my pocket
01:06And they tell me how many people
01:08These predators are fools
01:09Patches told me who knows vampires who actually kill humans with blood
01:14But now I'm sure that he's in that ring
01:17Probably wanted to catch me to keep me quiet about
01:20That girl that I saw was beaten up and crying
01:25Trying to whore herself out
01:26She said the dude who did this name was
01:28Joe Louis
01:31And he didn't care
01:32He knows his name
01:34But now I know his captives are fake anyway
01:38He even robbed my cousin at gunpoint
01:40After hooking up with this dame
01:42Holding his first and last name
01:44And then after the set up
01:46I got his name
01:48On Facebook
01:49This was before
01:54Though
01:55Pezzy's time
01:56To set me up
01:58Like I explained in the song about the Fresno set up
02:01They must have wanted
02:02To keep me quiet
02:04Locked up behind bars
02:05Or maybe have fake cops roll up
02:08To permanently shut me up
02:10There's really no telling
02:11How many friends
02:13This evil piss day mutant has disappeared
02:15Just random people he hangs out with
02:17No one will ever see again
02:19It makes
02:20All his songs about killing
02:21He plays
02:22Take a whole new
02:23Fucked up meaning
02:24When you find out his real game
02:26And there's a whole gang
02:28Of
02:28Peek fucks
02:30He feeds people
02:36Some are even
02:37Big ass black dudes
02:38You never see at punk shows
02:41All them fucking dudes
02:43In these fake ass cop suits
02:44Look like the kind of dudes
02:47Who might be real cops
02:49Like beefy ass dudes
02:51Even one was like a chick cop
02:53I'll tell you later
02:54I've seen about
02:56I've seen the fake time cop
02:57Shit
02:58Suit
02:59At his house
03:00Before that happened
03:01He said it was a
03:02Paramedic group
03:03That he goes out with
03:05And runs around
03:06But now I know for sure
03:07It's just a kidnapping ring
03:09Trying to dress like fake cops
03:10Out trying to round up victims
03:12Victims for
03:13Joe's sex trafficking ring
03:15Others might end up
03:16Scoot for vampires
03:18Like he
03:19Plain
03:21Vampires
03:22He say he knows
03:24He actually hangs out with
03:25To drink actual human blood
03:27And murder their victims
03:29I can't begin to describe
03:30My disgust
03:31With his bitch
03:32For our patches
03:33And his secret gang
03:34Of evil thugs
03:36If you're one of his friends
03:37Who's not twisted like him
03:39You should keep the distance
03:40From this evil pissed gang mutant
03:41If I'd have
03:43Fully comprehended
03:45And shut up
03:46And how evil he is
03:48I should have left him
03:49With a snap neck in his head
03:51Bunked in the toilet
03:53This is a story about
03:54A evil pissed
03:55Fuckin freak
03:56He's ruined the town of Fresno
03:58Like a parasitic leech
04:00It's a big ass city
04:01What the fuck is going on
04:02The place is the ghost town
04:04There's something way the fuck wrong
04:12And there's no telling how many
04:16These men have wiped out
04:18When they dress like fake cops
04:20They also run fake ass things
04:22I even seen a group
04:24Of fake ass looking cops
04:25Walking around Mary's Vineyard
04:27When I was at Starbucks
04:29They used teen girls as bait
04:31That way if you're not packing
04:33And you say what's up
04:34To the chick
04:35They pop out
04:36Like a sting
04:39But now I know
04:39You'll end up
04:40Vampire me
04:42It's the fake cops
04:44Locked by the window
04:45Of the Starbucks
04:46I asked the chick at the counter
04:47What the hell is their story
04:48She said
04:49I don't know
04:50Maybe they're paramilitary
04:52Or something
04:53I call it
04:53Bullshit
04:54These were fake cops
04:55Running fake ass thing
04:58None of these men
04:58Even carried a gun
05:00But they were dressed
05:00Close enough to cops
05:02That no one would think a thing
05:04If they tackled someone
05:05Or speak up
05:09The paramilitary line
05:11Is just like what
05:12Patchy said
05:13About having
05:14The fake cop
05:15Cog cops looking clothes
05:16Hanging up
05:18In his den
05:19And I'm 100% sure
05:21It was him wearing them
05:23When they were
05:24About to jump me at Walmart
05:26I know for sure
05:26They were just fake cops
05:28With no guns
05:29They even went to
05:30Close in on me
05:32When I walked in the door
05:33The way cops would
05:35Three or four
05:37Then I stopped
05:38To touch my pocket
05:39And they all looked scared
05:39As fuck
05:40And broke it off
05:41And kept on walking
05:43Then when I left
05:44The door
05:45After buying something
05:46That's when
05:47That bastard
05:47Patchy started
05:48Cop walking right at me
05:50I wasn't about to
05:51Keep walking
05:52With that fool
05:53Walking like a cop
05:54Would when they're
05:54Trying to arrest me
05:55So I stopped
05:56And stood there
05:57Saying
05:57What the fuck
05:58Patches
05:59That was the point
06:00That the dude
06:00Look scared to
06:01Fuck
06:01And turned around
06:02And started
06:03Spedding
06:04Speed walking away
06:06And the
06:06Bitch never looked back
06:07That's more reason
06:08Why
06:09I know the dude
06:10Is evil as fuck
06:11And I know
06:11That he's part
06:12Of the Fresno
06:13Kidnapping ring
06:14So
06:16Which fools in Fresno
06:17You ain't safe
06:18With that cred
06:20I'd steer clear
06:21Unless you're looking
06:21For vigilante justice
06:23Like he needs
06:24To get dealt
06:25There may be a way
06:26To bring down
06:28The whole
06:28Kidnapping ring
06:29But if I had a plan
06:30I won't fucking say
06:32In case he's listening
06:33He's gonna have
06:34Big problems in prison
06:35And they won't
06:36Change his
06:37Pitch thing
06:37Betty
06:38Just because he
06:39Pisses him