00:00oh fuck bro i just found a fucking tortoise in the woods i don't know if i ever see one
00:07of these
00:07again or if the one i saw was like someone's escaped pet or whatever but i found one of
00:15these fuckers in the middle of the road a while ago and then i put them in a river
00:22or something i don't know if he's a tortoise or whatever
00:27but the footage of that was lost in my phone that i lost was some motherfuckers
00:35like chased me through the woods or whatever and i lost that camera and so
00:41i don't know if they're SWAT or they were like criminal hit team sent to kill me the one i
00:47saw
00:47was wearing all black in a bulletproof vest so that i don't know if SWAT would like have it so
00:55you
00:55can't see any police markings or any gear on like maybe if they're just gonna tackle someone so i'm
01:02not 100 sure like if it if i thought it was criminals and they did that because they were pissed
01:10off of
01:10like maybe my punk rock music i would just leave it up because i would fucking i'm more scared
01:18of the cops than the criminals you know it could just be criminals playing like they're all hard or
01:24whatever and then they go and instead of actually sending other chicken shit criminals after you
01:32they just SWAT you and so having a lot of that punk rock music i had up is uh would
01:42just make it easy
01:43for them you know so that's why i hit a bunch of my punk rock i'm gonna have to
01:52just make way more punk rock that's not gonna piss off like some stupid bitch who doesn't
02:00understand how what i'm doing was funny you know she'll just be like no no no you know and
02:06they'll fucking SWAT you like i i'm pretty sure like a whole gang of people are trying to SWAT me
02:13they'll probably even watch this video
02:17like hoping i didn't figure out they just just fucking SWATed me
02:23and that's they're not actually hard criminals they're just like a bunch of narcs and shit
02:29so i mean that really proves any even more of those people are fucking narcs man they don't
02:36they don't send some thug through the woods you could see and like go and be like i'll fight this
02:42man with hands or weapons or what they send some motherfucker where even if that was a criminal
02:49you think he might be a cop so you gotta run so whoever these people are fucking with me
02:57they're using bitch ass tactics all around like no honor or whatever the fuck is going on
03:06but that's the update
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