00:00check it out these are some peyotes i got from uh the 99 cent store before they went out of
00:09business they would have that stand where they sell little cactuses and i got like this this
00:16is a san pedro this is a very mildly hallucinogenic cactus that people often graft peyotes to when
00:23it gets bigger because then it makes your peyotes grow bigger there's another san pedro
00:28you're growing bigger there's some random weird plant cactus it might it might also be a type of
00:34peyote but this one this is the type of peyote that has spines on it but other than that it looks
00:43identical to the normal peyote that people eat to hallucinate or whatever and if you wanted to eat
00:52peyote to hallucinate and be like you're on acid you need to eat at least like eight of these
00:59fucking cactuses which is a lot and it's pretty that would be pretty disgusting because if you
01:06would just eat one you're only gonna feel stoned like if you like it's gonna feel like if you smoke
01:13the bowl of weed or whatever the difference is the high lasts longer and uh i know that because i
01:22ordered some of the spineless peyotes online from this site called crazy cacti and it's not org or
01:30not something like it's in europe and uh you can't even go to the site and navigate to the order page
01:38normally you got to use the way back machine or something and then if you do that and you can
01:46find the order for them again it might still work because that's what i did at the time when i ordered
01:51it but then i tried to grow the peyotes and they ended up fucking dying so i had to um
01:57eat them but apart from eating them i figured out you could they grow these flowers on them and when the
02:07flowers die and they shrivel up in there like that you can like chop them up and roll them up and smoke
02:14a joint and it gets you high just like weed except you know the high is slightly different you feel like
02:21more in control and it lasts longer so it's really a better cleaner feeling high than that you know so
02:30if people do get peyotes or whatever you know there's no point in eating the fucking plant and
02:38killing the plant you're kind of a piece of shit for doing that it grows these fucking flower pods and
02:42shit i mean you probably even eat the flower pod i mean that's kind of a bastard thing to do is just
02:48eating the whole plant like carlos casaneda and don juan you know they're kind of pieces of shit for
02:54doing that in those don juan books i read you know they're just eating the whole fucking plant like
02:58some scumbag ass hippie you know fucking piece of shit man you know just grow fucking flowers on them
03:05it's just uh you know that shit will get you just as stone as any other part of the plant but anyway
03:11so that's how i figured out how you could smoke it from the crazy cacti site but then
03:18you know when when the and and i i smoked these on it that's how i figured out this is actually
03:26hallucinogenic peyote i got from the 99 cent store it's just some kind with spikes on it so
03:33the people the corporate head office had no fucking idea they're selling hallucinogenic cactuses probably
03:40or you know if they did they didn't care so you know well you can take scissors these are the seed
03:46pods when they the flowers when they dry up and turn into a seed pod and just take a bunch of them
03:52cut them up with scissors roll up a joint you know it tastes really good like you taste they taste
03:59better than smoking weed you know it tastes like flowers you feel you taste flowers in your mouth
04:05you know it's kind of like hibiscus and uh you know so that's how i figured out these are payotes but
04:13you know i'm not i'm trying to leave the seed pods in there because
04:18you know they maybe they'll grow more you know if if uh i just leave them in there and they go in
04:26the soil or whatever because i have no fucking clue how to grow peyotes from the seeds like if i bust it
04:32open grow the seeds like there's really complicated ass shit directions to grow peyotes if you just had
04:39the seeds like you can order that from crazy cacti the seeds with i think without using the way back
04:45machine but you can't order the actual cactuses but uh you know they have weird fucking seed trays
04:52and grow lights and all that shit you know but you know normal whatever the fuck cactus is you know
05:00if you just leave them around long enough you know they grow seed pods and drop them down and then
05:04they end up growing a bunch of babies like stuck to the plant's ass so you know i'm hoping the same
05:11thing goes i just leave them alone you know i'm not some fiend i'm not desperate to get high or
05:16whatever so i'm just leaving the seed pods to drop in the dirt and absorb and maybe they'll grow some
05:23more babies and i can have a fucking army of peyotes give me you know flowers to smoke that you know are
05:31way better than smoking weed because i mean it's not like it it gets you higher or anything it's just
05:37it's like a cleaner feeling high like you know if people in california where weed's legal smoke weed
05:44like people drink coffee right but it's like gives you like a foggy high like you're all forgetful and
05:51shit like that you smoke this you get high but you don't get that forgetful like what the fuck am i
05:56doing every two seconds you have to double check what the fuck you're doing because it fucks up
06:00short-term memory this does not this actually improves your memory i guarantee you peyote
06:04improves your fucking memory so if i can get like an army of these growing that would be pretty sick
06:11you
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