00:00I'm getting married in the neighborhood and I don't even know who she is.
00:09Marriage?
00:10Oh!
00:11Laddi!
00:12What is this?
00:13You're getting married?
00:14Hey, don't touch her!
00:15Hey!
00:16You're getting married?
00:17What are you doing?
00:18I'm modeling.
00:19She's in the modeling yard.
00:20She wants you to marry her.
00:21You don't even know.
00:22I'm coming.
00:23Wait.
00:24Hey!
00:25Marriage?
00:26It's nothing.
00:27He's mad.
00:28Ramp off.
00:29Come on.
00:30I'll come ahead.
00:31Come on.
00:32Come on.
00:33Run.
00:34Run.
00:35Run.
00:36Come on.
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05:14You don't have a fight, do you?
05:16All the saris are open.
05:17Really?
05:19That means you're the main course and we're the starters.
05:26Here you go.
05:33Come, darling. Look.
05:34The saris market is here.
05:36So many saris! Wow!
05:39Where should I buy from?
05:40Ma'am, come here. It's a 20% discount.
05:42Ma'am, come here. It's a 30% discount.
05:44Ma'am, come here. It's a 40% discount.
05:46Ma'am, come here. It's a 50% discount.
05:49Ma'am, come here. It's a 90% discount.
05:51Don't hit me. It's a 90% discount.
05:52It's a 90% discount.
05:54Now buy it. What are you waiting for?
05:55Wait for some more time. It'll be a 100% discount.
05:57We'll take it for free.
05:59The offer is over.
06:01Die now. It's over.
06:02Ma'am, buy the saris from here.
06:04Hey!
06:05Where did your sister-in-law come from?
06:07Is this the way to behave?
06:08You should have gotten married to everyone.
06:09Come, darling. Buy the saris from here.
06:10Hey!
06:13Darling? Whose darling? What darling?
06:15Sir, both of them are misbehaving.
06:17Exactly.
06:18Darling, buy the saris from our shop.
06:20Hey!
06:23What are you doing?
06:25Just a minute. Your mother's and your sister's
06:27first choice. Kappu's saris.
06:28Country's saris.
06:30If it's your country's saris, then what about ours?
06:32Is it Bangladesh's saris?
06:34How can you buy your country's saris alone?
06:38Just a minute. Just a minute.
06:40I'll decide whom I want to buy the saris from.
06:42Ma'am, you've already made a wrong decision about marriage.
06:45So, let us decide about the saris.
06:50Hey!
06:52Hey!
06:54I can buy your shop. I'm a builder.
06:57He's a builder. So, Raj, the area you've surrounded
06:59can become an IPL stadium.
07:04Oh, my God!
07:05This sari seller is so funny. How cute!
07:09Isn't it funny? This is called insolence.
07:11He's from another show.
07:16Anyway, forget about him.
07:19You buy saris from my shop.
07:20I've ordered hot saris from Dubai today.
07:22Hey!
07:23Who wears saris in Dubai?
07:25No, that's why I'm selling them here.
07:29Just a minute. Ma'am, come here.
07:30Come here. Look at this sari.
07:32This is a Benarasi sari.
07:35Wow! Benarasi sari?
07:36Yes.
07:37Oh, my God! How did we get to know that it's a Benarasi sari?
07:40Look, there's a mark of a Benarasi betel leaf.
07:45That means..
07:46There's a mark of a Benarasi betel leaf.
07:47That means, there must be Rasgulla juice in a Bengali sari.
07:51Wow!
07:52Gulab Jamun is so worried about Rasgulla.
07:54Ma'am, give me this sari. Come here.
07:56This is a dangerous sari.
07:58She wore this and became a Maricom boxer.
08:01Will you do boxing?
08:02There's a boxing bag in your house.
08:03Hey!
08:05Get lost.
08:07Don't show me such sari. Show me a good sari.
08:10I'm a builder.
08:11I want to sit on high places.
08:13Are you putting a lift in your sari?
08:19For this, I can put cement in your mouth
08:22and jam your mouth forever.
08:23Do you put a lift in your sari?
08:25Listen to me.
08:26I'll show you a very nice sari made of Assam's betel leaves.
08:30What do you think?
08:31Why is this man selling tea sari?
08:34Are you a tea seller or a sari seller?
08:36He's a tea seller. His wife has gone to her parents' house.
08:37He's selling her sari.
08:39That means, you'll make me wear a sari that you're wearing.
08:41I have to wear it even after selling it.
08:46You're a tea seller, right? Go and get two cups of tea.
08:49Get three cups for me. Get lost.
08:50Get four cups for me. Get lost.
08:52We'll buy a sari only if you like the tea.
08:53You should've opened a sari shop instead of a blouse shop.
08:57Okay, I'll get the tea.
08:59Paracetamol.
09:04Look, this man sells old saris.
09:07But, I have a sari with the latest technology.
09:10It has a password. It doesn't open without a password.
09:14No, no. I often forget the password.
09:17It's okay. We have an option for that.
09:19You can come to us. We can open it for you.
09:20Hey!
09:23I'm talking about the password.
09:26Look, don't get angry. I have an offer on my sari.
09:28Will you buy a sari for me?
09:29I have an offer for you in Goa for two nights and three days.
09:32Darling, let's buy a sari from him.
09:34Then we'll go to Goa.
09:35No, no. You'll have to go to Goa with me.
09:40Hey, you!
09:41If you want to tease Kami, you can buy a sari from me on installments.
09:46Okay, that's good.
09:47I mean, you bought a sari just now.
09:48And I can pay you every month.
09:51No, no. Pay me now. I'll give you the sari on installments.
09:56Look, ma'am.
09:58Forget all this nonsense. Come here.
09:59I'll show you a Bollywood sari.
10:01All Bollywood stars wear my sari. Come here.
10:02Oh, really? Show me.
10:04Yes, yes.
10:05Look at this.
10:07Munni has been defamed.
10:09All her saris are from my shop.
10:12Hold on.
10:13But Munni didn't wear a sari.
10:15That's why she was defamed.
10:21Hold on. Hold on.
10:22Look at this.
10:23Do you know who we are?
10:24We were wearing Madhuri Dixit's sari.
10:26That was our sari.
10:28Salman Khan had hit a gulail.
10:30If it wasn't for our sari, it would have turned blue.
10:33But Salman Khan had hit a flower.
10:35I have seen it. I remember it.
10:36Yes, he had hit a flower.
10:38Madhuri Dixit had said,
10:39Aha!
10:42You are a builder.
10:43You won't hit a flower. You will hit a cement brick.
10:46So, your wife will go,
10:46Oh, no!
10:52Sir.
10:54He only sells saris in Bollywood.
10:56My saris go to Hollywood.
10:58Angelina Jolie wears my sari.
11:00Hey!
11:01I have never seen Angelina Jolie in a sari.
11:05Wow! She is such a beautiful wife.
11:07And you want to see Angelina Jolie without a sari.
11:10You should be ashamed.
11:11He is like that.
11:13Pappu, keep your voice down.
11:15Got it? Keep your voice down.
11:16Yes, if I have to keep my voice down,
11:17I have a soundproof sari.
11:20If you have a stomach ache,
11:22you won't be able to speak.
11:24Oh!
11:26You can buy this sari for your mother.
11:30What do you mean?
11:32If that is the case, buy four or five for yourself.
11:34Give them to him.
11:36You are right.
11:37I feel the same.
11:38I am not getting enough oxygen since I came here.
11:41He is doing something.
11:44Hey!
11:46Hey!
11:47Look, air is coming out from the bottom.
11:50Hey!
11:51He doesn't have to say, hey. He can do something else.
11:53Hey!
11:55Forget about the sari. Shut his mouth first.
11:57He has been saying, hey since a long time.
11:59Hey!
12:00Hey!
12:02Hey, what are you doing?
12:04Get me the sari. Quickly.
12:06You do one thing.
12:07You wear this sari.
12:08Hold it. Wear it.
12:10Look, whether you are a mother or a sister,
12:11you should wear a sari.
12:15What is it?
12:17I have a stomach ache.
12:19I have a stomach ache.
12:20What is it?
12:23What are you doing?
12:26Ma'am, I will give you such a sari
12:28that you won't feel bored.
12:30How? How will I not feel bored?
12:32Look at this sari's cloth.
12:35We made this.
12:37It doesn't have a TV.
12:38You wear the sari.
12:39After that, you pass time by tearing it.
12:42Look, you can hear the sound.
12:45This sari. Look at this.
12:46Hold it. Look at this.
12:48Look at this.
12:49It's a transparent sari.
12:50You keep passing your time.
12:51The one who sees you, will be his own.
12:55Look at this.
12:56Look, it looks so nice.
12:58I feel like you should also marry him.
13:00Sorry, I don't like this sari either.
13:02You don't like it.
13:03Actually, your husband doesn't have a face.
13:04The sari is on him.
13:05When this sari will be on you..
13:09What?
13:10You will get a heart attack.
13:11This sari looks like nonsense.
13:12Enough. Enough.
13:14Remove the sari.
13:14Your wife, you remove it.
13:16Hey!
13:18Remove my sari.
13:19It's not yours. It's mine.
13:20Remove your sari.
13:22Where do I have to wear it?
13:29Police.
13:30What's going on here?
13:31Police. The police is here.
13:33What's going on here?
13:34Kapil Sharma Show.
13:38You have opened the shops with the sari.
13:40Who did you ask?
13:41Close them.
13:41Hold on.
13:42But how can you close this shop?
13:45It will be curfew here.
13:46If all the shops will be closed, how will we buy sari, darling?
13:50Listen to me.
13:52You can buy sari from there.
13:54Look, he has worn such a lovely sari.
13:56Why do I feel that you are selling sari in the name of police?
14:00Shut up.
14:01You shut up.
14:03Look at him.
14:04What was shut up?
14:05When you get slapped in the middle of shut up
14:07it's called shut up.
14:11Will you slap a police officer?
14:13No. I will slap a tea vendor.
14:14Tea vendor?
14:15Where is the tea vendor?
14:16I will call him.
14:17Chandu, get two cups of tea.
14:18I will get it.
14:18Hey!
14:19Shut up.
14:20Catch him.
14:22What is this?
14:22Catch him.
14:23Catch him.
14:27Catch him.
14:28Take this.
14:28Catch him.
14:30Catch him.
14:44Good evening and welcome to..
14:45The Kapil Sharma Show.
14:46Khatak.
14:48Khatak. It's happening now, right?
14:51Mr. Sidhu.
14:51Yes, sir.
14:55For many years
14:57a person doesn't allow anyone to speak or talk.
15:01His name is Manania Navjot Singh Sidhu.
15:03But today, I am going to invite such a person here.
15:07After that, I will see
15:09whether he can clap or not.
15:13So, with your loud applause
15:15for the first time on Indian television
15:17Mrs. Navjot Kaur Sidhu.
15:19You are very welcome to our show.
15:21You have come as our follower.
15:24Yes.
15:25No one is sharing. What happened?
15:29Some people's hair is called clouds.
15:31Some people's eyes are called the sea.
15:34Some people's dry cheeks are called red tomatoes.
15:38How long will you read the poems of other beauties?
15:43Look at me sometimes.
15:45Praise me sometimes.
15:49Why are you so scared?
15:51Yes. Now.
15:54The public wants to know, do you have any share for us?
15:58Please..
16:00Look..
16:01All the flowers have withered.
16:02All the leaves have dried up.
16:04All the flowers..
16:05All the vegetables have withered.
16:08Look, the thing is..
16:09It has gone out.
16:10Oh, then don't listen to me.
16:13But..
16:18No matter how great a person might be.
16:20No matter how mighty he may be.
16:22No matter how vainglorious he may be.
16:24But the people who are vainglorious are made to stumble.
16:29I would like to ask you something else.
16:31When the second deer comes
16:32your eyes are..
16:34Today you spoke in a very religious way.
16:37When I go into a room
16:40and I don't know..
16:41..sit here and have fun.
16:43Yes.
16:43Should I go to my room?
16:44It's time for me to meditate.
16:50Have you never seen what I do?
17:08All the entries..
17:09Yes.
17:10I mean..
17:11..they can have fun for two hours in two minutes.
17:19Sister-in-law, come and sit. It's you today.
17:21It's you today.
17:23He's making fun of me. This is wrong.
17:26No, sister-in-law. Seriously.
17:27If a young actress has come..
17:29..the girl who is unmarried..
17:30..it's okay.
17:31Farah Khan, the mother of three children..
17:32..is reciting poetry of her beauty.
17:35Think about it.
17:37Poetry is out of the question sometimes.
17:39That's what I want to ask.
17:40Sister-in-law, have you ever recited poetry for yourself?
17:42I have said that I miss devotional prayers.
17:45You can recite mantras with me.
17:47Come here.
17:48Do you know Gayatri Mantra?
17:49You..
17:50Come here.
17:50What's wrong with that?
17:51You are my temple, my Gurudwara..
17:53..you are my mosque.
17:54Yes.
17:57What's wrong with that?
18:00You are my worship.
18:01Mwah!
18:02Mwah!
18:06Sister-in-law, where did you meet him for the first time?
18:09When I used to come from college..
18:12..I was studying MBBS.
18:14Okay.
18:14I was studying.
18:15So, when I had a day off in the afternoon..
18:18..I used to feel that when I enter the house..
18:20..a permanent person is watching me.
18:22So, right in front of my house..
18:25..there was a..
18:26What do you mean by a permanent person?
18:28That..
18:29I mean, a person who comes every day.
18:30I mean, a permanent person.
18:32There was a restaurant called Pick A Chick.
18:34So, there are different people in the restaurant, right?
18:35Yes.
18:36So, you felt that a person is there every day..
18:38..and something is wrong in the afternoon.
18:40In the afternoon..
18:41Pick A Chick used to have chicken.
18:44So, I fed all the Patialas chicken..
18:45..but I used to stand in front of them.
18:47So, why did I stand in front of them?
18:49Because I..
18:50..fell in love with him at first sight.
18:53So, in the afternoon..
18:54..you fell in love with him.
18:56Yes.
18:56And she..
18:57I know.
18:58She didn't believe me.
18:59She didn't believe me.
19:00I mean, I used to keep looking at her.
19:02As soon as she saw me, she fell in love with me.
19:06Then she used to come out of the garden.
19:08So, I used to leave my practice and stand in the garden.
19:12As soon as she used to come out of the garden..
19:14..I used to take her along with me.
19:16What was her name?
19:17You remember everything.
19:18Yes.
19:19Everything.
19:19A person will forget his wife.
19:21What are you saying?
19:22It took months.
19:23It took many months.
19:24It wasn't a matter of a few days.
19:26So, you knew that he used to follow me.
19:28Yes, he used to follow me.
19:29As soon as I used to go, he used to say, yes.
19:31He used to say, yes.
19:32She used to say, no.
19:32No.
19:35Her friend used to follow me.
19:37But I didn't leave her behind.
19:38The song of Taram Paji..
19:39..'I won't leave you. I won't sleep. Send me to jail.'
19:42I didn't leave her behind.
19:43Then, in the end..
19:45..that's a different story.
19:47How did she believe me?
19:48She's a fool, but she believed me.
19:51Sister-in-law, people who study medicine..
19:54..they are very focused.
19:55Still, when you used to follow Paji..
19:57I used to get very irritated.
19:59I used to say, I don't know what kind of a man he is.
20:01Why is he following me?
20:03He doesn't have any work.
20:05I mean, you study medicine.
20:07And it's very natural for doctors..
20:10..that you think that a doctor will marry a doctor.
20:13Yes.
20:13So, I used to get more irritated.
20:15That this is a matter of studies.
20:16He studies so much.
20:18He's already frustrated.
20:19On top of that, he comes to my house every morning and evening.
20:23Should I change my route?
20:24I got to know about scooters.
20:25When I used to come inside a scooter..
20:28..I used to get angry.
20:29My father was very strict.
20:30He didn't give me the car.
20:32He used to say, until you complete your M.A.B.S..
20:33..you will have to go on a scooter.
20:35So, on top of that, I used to get irritated.
20:36And on top of that, he used to follow me.
20:38So, when I used to go out..
20:39So..
20:40I mean, I always yearn for his love.
20:43I am telling you the truth.
20:44I am not joking.
20:45What kind of a route is this?
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