00:00Serve him tea now.
00:01Hello and welcome to Naag Kapil Sharma Show.
00:06I am very happy today.
00:07Will you have tea?
00:09Yes.
00:11Then order it. Why are you telling me?
00:15Because today I have only one cup of tea.
00:18And that too for my Sarla.
00:22I will serve her tea today and propose to her for marriage.
00:25Because I too want to have a couple of kids.
00:30That's great.
00:31I will make tea for Sarla.
00:33First of all, I will add water to the tea.
00:37And..
00:39Don't make tea so fast. Don't do that.
00:43I have added milk.
00:45This is cardamom.
00:48Sugar.
00:49And I have added..
00:52..cloves.
00:53Sorry. Sorry.
00:55Cloves.
00:57Along with these things, one more thing is very important.
01:01Gas on. I forgot.
01:05Chandu.
01:08Chandu.
01:11Look.
01:12Your true friend is here.
01:14Don't you dare take my name.
01:16Chandu. Chandu.
01:18Chandu.
01:19I am a politician..
01:20Do you know? Even donkeys behave better than you.
01:23He does..
01:26That's true. He is doing a good job.
01:30Tell me. Why do you take my name?
01:32You are my friend.
01:33Yes.
01:34Not just name.
01:34Yes.
01:35Be a little lazy. I have to take your work too.
01:37Have you seen these sandals?
01:39What? I have eaten them.
01:41You have eaten them because your work is like that.
01:44Yesterday, he went to the bank and said..
01:45..I want a loan.
01:46He said, which one?
01:47He said, I want a loan from Malya that I don't have to return.
01:50And those who didn't have sandals, bought them and thrashed him.
01:56Get out. Get out.
01:58Go and find work there.
01:59Come on.
02:00I have not come here to ask for work.
02:01Then?
02:02You are a tea vendor, right?
02:03Yes.
02:03Then give me a full stomach of tea.
02:05Then tell me once.
02:07Who drinks tea with a full stomach?
02:08Those who don't get a full stomach of bread.
02:12Do one thing.
02:13Yes.
02:14Take this Rs. 5.
02:15Give me tea.
02:16Take this Rs. 5.
02:18Give me tea.
02:21Come on.
02:22Take this Rs. 10.
02:23Go and drink outside. Come on.
02:24Come on. Come here. Outside.
02:27I want to drink dirty tea today.
02:29I make dirty tea?
02:30Of course. I drank your tea last time.
02:31My ears got spoilt.
02:33I heard that drinking tea spoils the mood..
02:34..and spoils the throat.
02:36How can your ears get spoilt?
02:37I gave my wife tea.
02:38She felt so bad that she picked up a cup and hit it on my ears.
02:44Is this your round suitcase?
02:47Yes.
02:48Then take it outside.
02:50Come on. Come on.
02:53You are doing this wrong.
02:55Did you forget?
02:56You used to ask me for Rs. 100.
02:57Yes, I forgot. Come on. Outside.
02:59Come on. Come on.
03:01Go outside.
03:03I have bought this room for six months.
03:05You don't buy it for six months.
03:07It is called staying on rent.
03:09Come on.
03:12Okay. I am going.
03:14But remember one thing.
03:16No one can stop Suryavansham from coming to Setmax..
03:17..and Thakur from coming to Soni.
03:24Listen to me.
03:25I have made tea only for my Sarla.
03:27How did you get Sarla?
03:28Our family members don't call her Sarla.
03:31How did you get her?
03:33It's okay. It will be done gradually.
03:35The room was not built in a day.
03:40Sarlu.
03:41Sarlu.
03:46Wait a minute.
03:48What happened?
03:50Sarlu. Sarlu.
03:52My niece is being defamed.
03:54First of all, she doesn't look good.
03:56I have named her nicely.
03:57And on top of that, Sarlu.
03:59What is this Sarlu?
04:01Come on.
04:02Give me tea.
04:03I haven't had good tea since many days.
04:06Look, that tea is not for you.
04:08What do you mean?
04:09I have made tea for Sarla.
04:10Oh, my!
04:13You have made it for Sarla.
04:15Since the time a girl has come to our locality
04:16my Sarla and my Sarla are being defamed.
04:18Listen to me.
04:19You quickly..
04:20One minute.
04:21Listen to me.
04:23You quickly..
04:23No. I liked the first one. Do the same.
04:27Aunt.
04:28Yes.
04:29You quickly call Sarla.
04:31Because I have to make her drink tea
04:32and propose to her for marriage.
04:35Wait a minute.
04:38What did you say?
04:40You have to propose to Sarlu.
04:43How dare you?
04:44You are a tea vendor.
04:45How dare you propose to a girl like my duck?
04:48It's not necessary that every tea vendor
04:51in the country is a fool.
04:54Why, Sister-in-law Siddhu? I am fine, right?
04:55Why are you asking Sister-in-law Siddhu?
04:56He himself comes here to escape from marriage.
04:58He hasn't got hold of three jobs.
05:00He goes home to find out
05:02if the door of the fridge is open.
05:04Did the cat drink the milk?
05:05He has posted his status on Facebook till date.
05:07Almost single.
05:10Give me tea.
05:11This tea is only for Sarla.
05:13Aunt, it's so spicy. Why don't you put it on his face?
05:15My aunt is also very spicy.
05:17What if I put it on his face?
05:19Sarlu. Sarlu.
05:23I will only drink tea.
05:26Listen to me.
05:28Don't do this. Do you know what the matter is?
05:31I become a cheater then.
05:33By the way, what kind of 1000 rupee note is this
05:35in which one zero is less?
05:38Wait. I will get tea right away.
05:39Come here.
05:41Bill Gates of the poor.
05:42This is not 1000 rupees. It's 100 rupees.
05:44Madam and sir are running it in a cashless scheme.
05:47And you are roaming around with so much cash.
05:48Not so much. It's a 100 rupee note.
05:50Yes. It's a 100 rupee note for you, right?
05:53Ask the one who doesn't have it.
05:54He eats 1.5 kg fritters for 100 rupees.
05:57Kapoor, return my money.
05:58Has anyone ever had money?
06:05A while ago, you had it.
06:06Now, I have it.
06:08Stay with me again tomorrow.
06:09Because I don't want to spend it.
06:11My money.
06:16Get up. Get tea for her. What are you doing here?
06:18Ma'am, listen to me. Just call Sarla.
06:21I will get tea for her.
06:23I have to propose her for marriage today.
06:24Sarla.
06:26Sarla.
06:27What is it? Who is calling me so early in the morning?
06:30Ma'am, look. It seems a beggar has come.
06:34Give me a bowl of rice.
06:35Give me a bowl of rice.
06:41Wow!
06:42He is asking for rice.
06:43And you are talking about giving him rice.
06:46Someone should abuse him.
06:47He should be asked to give him two.
06:48One in the morning and one in the evening.
06:50He is in such a bad condition.
06:52Come on. Get tea for me.
06:53Okay. I will get tea for you. Wait.
06:57Get it fast.
06:59Sarlu.
07:01Sarla.
07:02Kapoor.
07:06Kapoor.
07:09Kapoor.
07:11You have made tea for me. How sweet.
07:14I will never make tea for you. I will make tea for you.
07:19Don't say that. You have made tea for me with so much love.
07:22She didn't..
07:24Shut up.
07:25Kapoor, you know what?
07:28I had a dream last night.
07:30I will make a bed tea for you.
07:32You took a sip first and then you said..
07:35It's nonsense. I must have said that.
07:36No. You said, very nice tea and I love you, Sarlu.
07:41You must have not seen it. I did all this.
07:45You did?
07:46I don't let poor people like you come in my dreams.
07:49Don't say that, Sarlu. I was in your dream.
07:51Shut up.
07:52Kapoor, I didn't know that you are so romantic.
07:54You have made tea for me. How sweet.
07:55I didn't know that you are so stubborn.
07:57I have told you so many times but you are still being romantic.
08:00Give me tea. I want to drink it.
08:01Wait, dear. A fly has fallen.
08:04Where did the fly fall?
08:11Aunt, Kapoor made tea for me.
08:14You drank it all.
08:25Where is the dog? I have to start.
08:27I have to go to America.
08:28America?
08:29React to the dog. People go to America.
08:32Wait a minute.
08:33Brother, leave the guitar and take out the car.
08:35I am getting late to go to the moon.
08:37You don't know the tempo.
08:39What did you mix?
08:40What did I mix? Ginger, tea leaves.
08:43What else did you mix?
08:45I arranged these things with great difficulty.
08:46What else will I mix?
08:48Tell Akbar Basha that the enemies have attacked our country.
08:54I will cut the throat.
08:56Jai Maheshmati.
09:01The enemy has attacked.
09:03Crazy, calm down.
09:04Aunt, calm down.
09:06He has calmed down.
09:07Katappa.
09:10Tell Bahubali that I am ready to attack.
09:15Jai Maheshmati.
09:17I will attack.
09:27Tell me what did you mix in the tea?
09:28Kapoor, Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:31What?
09:37Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:39Give it to him.
09:40Baba.
09:41Holy ash.
09:42What did you mix in the tea?
09:43Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:45He said, put it in the tea and make Sarla drink it.
09:46She will go crazy in your love.
09:48Aunt drank this tea.
09:50Thank God she is crazy. She didn't fall in love.
09:52If she had fallen in love, I would have been ruined.
09:55Aunt, listen to me.
09:57After this, aunt..
10:03Chandu darling.
10:04No. No.
10:08Pappan.
10:11Pappan, tea.
10:12Tea.
10:14Chandu.
10:15Chandu darling.
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