Watch the rage unfold in 1080p on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUhnzxewT7g
Lyrics below. Got this idea a year or two ago after finishing the safe boating course. I actually am a 'safe boater,' and do love jetskiing. This isn't really a
comical parody so much as a satirical spinoff applying the principles of road rage to the water, but people who live on the water and rednecks might like it.
Available in HD, but some clips and pictures are at a lower resolution.
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Lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/theoffspring111.shtml Hey man you know my ship's in seashape The flare in my hand will tell you the same But when I'm in my boat don't give me no CRAB Cause the slightest mistake and I'll put a crack In your hulllllll!!!
When I go boating I never give way If you cut me off, you'll be swimming with the rays Open the throttle, PFDs aside When I ride, all the dolphins go hide
Cause I gotta bad habit Leave behind a big wake Yeah! Yeah! Cause I gotta bad habit Dominate the waterway Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh! WHOAOHUOAH!!
They say this river's got danger buoys If you don't change course, you'll be calling a MAYDAY It's red right return, don't drive on my stern Or you'll watch your old boat burn
Cause I gotta bad habit I throw plastic in the bay Yeah! Yeah! Cause I gotta bad habit Put pontoons in their place Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh!
Jetskiers are rude So loud and crude Disturbing the peace Jump my wake See the big Yachts At mansion docks You stupid crabbers Goddamn duck hunters!
Hate em aaaaaallll. I open the flarebox, reach inside Gonna blow this dude outta the brine Cause I gotta bad habit It's the Coast Guard, oh hey! Yeah! Yeah! Cause I gotta bad habit They took my license away Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhh!
Contains some visuals from NBC Universal, Columbia Pictures, Discovery Channel, TLC, Spike, SciFi, and others that I don't know since they came from other YouTubers's
videos. Instrumental combined from a tabs website and some various covers from YouTube.
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