00:00I'm a lover of vampire facials. I've gotten them. They work. At PRP, they take your blood,
00:05spin it up. You've really done that. Yeah, I've definitely done it. It totally works.
00:09It doesn't look like it worked. What did it do? All I know is my skin looked amazing for two
00:15months after. I'm going neither. I don't, I'm like weird with facial. I'm not an animal rights
00:20activist or anything, but snail mucin, like how are they getting the mucin from the snails? I'm
00:25just saying like that seems unethical. Salmon sperm, they want to become salmons. They
00:31don't want to be on your face. Aren't the oceans overfished anyway and we're just using salmon
00:35sperm for our faces? Like we should be using that to make more salmon. I feel like if people
00:39keep up with these salmon sperm facials, we could be having a major sushi shortage. She's
00:46short a sushi shortage by the sea shore.
